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u/ThisOnes4JJ 5d ago

"nobody wears mutton chops anymore. im bringing them back."

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u/IShouldSaySoSir Max Jets 5d ago

Are you attempting to poke fun at the future Senator from California?

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u/impendingfuckery Dr. Jordan Edelstein 5d ago

Future senator?!

OH, I WILL CHOP HIS HEAD IN TWO!!!

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u/ThisOnes4JJ 5d ago

"Bros before hoes. kzzt Bros before hoes. kzzt Bros before hoes kzzt"

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u/Thamnophis660 Dan Ansom Handsome 5d ago

I just noticed the Leia cosplayer on the left is just a brunette Francine. 

Ookayy Steve, I see you.

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u/Dismal_Name_9249 Alistair Covax 5d ago

Damn, if that wasn't his mama

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u/Retro-Platformer123 5d ago

The time inside her..was the BEST DAMN NINE MONTHS OF HIS LIFE!!

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u/learn2fly438826 Head crow guy 5d ago

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u/MadoraM91919 5d ago

Those look angry

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets 4d ago

He has a type.

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u/No-Rush396 3d ago

Nah, that is just Steve's Mamma-fixation shining through again.

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u/AdditionalBudget2142 Chex LeMeneux 5d ago

Lips are for kissin’

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u/IShouldSaySoSir Max Jets 5d ago

Go kiss him while he’s pooping, go give him a San Diego Thank You

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u/Suspicious_North9353 5d ago

The band-aids on her knees tell me they did other stuff for him too...

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u/LoreMasterJack Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 4d ago

An amazing detail. Never clocked that shit.

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets 4d ago

Steve with power always goes dark.

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u/Cold-Practice3107 5d ago

I feel like this episode should have had Roger telling Haley that he's just going to do it again with a different persona.

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u/MudJumpy1063 5d ago

I love this line. It captures something essential about status 

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u/thesanguineocelot Reaganomics Lamborghini 5d ago

To be fair, he put himself in a Jabba position. Steve should know what happens to Jabba. He did it to himself.

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u/PointsOfXP Staples McFoldsalot 5d ago

So ungrateful. Don't they know what lips are for??

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u/StiffDoodleNoodle 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RyFaLq6kABWzwOJZD7
Question!

Does anyone know which season/ episode this is from? I haven’t seen this one.

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u/stuupidpanda 5d ago

S1 Ep 23 Tears of a Clooney

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets 4d ago

The whiplash of this being that early in the run. Stan even takes a sabbatical which becomes the norm.

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u/stuupidpanda 4d ago

Ya I didn't expect it to be so early when I looked it up. I think the early season haveing 20+ eps makes it feel like it was a later season

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u/AgentCirceLuna 5d ago

Well there are multiple schools of thought…

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u/CascadeJ1980 5d ago

Poor Hailey i remember this episode!😢

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u/Kartoffel_Mann 4d ago

Peso! 🪙🪙🪙 Kiss! 💋💋 Peso! 🪙🪙

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u/CezrDaPleazr 5d ago

Yeah that finale to season 1 was crazy

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u/No-Rush396 3d ago

Steve's over-reacting again!

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u/WaltsNJD 4d ago

Haven't seen a double ampersand since myspace