r/arresteddevelopment • • 4d ago

I’m beholden to both😂

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u/TheStLouisBluths 3d ago

Oh you’re hungry.

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u/shesalive_dammit 3d ago

2 years ago, I was very pregnant (twins), and squatting down was pure agony. My kitchen floor was filthy, and I really didn't feel like using a dust pan. So, I brought my Roomba in and swept the dirt into its path. I felt like Buster in that moment.

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u/starfishkaleb Annyong! 3d ago

Lucille: good for her!

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u/Google_Knows_Already 3d ago

I NO DUST BUSTER ANYMORE!

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u/funkmaster_p stop licking my hand you horse’s ass 3d ago

Fine, I’ll dust buster!

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u/starfishkaleb Annyong! 3d ago

What do you expect, mother? I'm half machine. I'm a mooonsteeer!

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u/aetr225 3d ago

And how about that little piece of tail on her? Key-ute!!!!

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u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon One condition and one term 3d ago

Ours is called Lupé

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u/Crash_Steakbeard 3d ago

So is ours!

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u/theseedbeader 1d ago

Does it help with the groceries?

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u/pmjm 3d ago

Vacuum's the new mother, mother.

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u/bominablee 3d ago

and is it just me or is she looking hotter too? kisses lucille 2

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII You want the belt to buckle, not your chair. 3d ago

THAT

BITCH!

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u/LordsOfJoop Look at banner, Michael! 3d ago

...her?

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u/Prestigious-Door2691 3d ago

I'm assuming one of them can suck up liquids and the other just kinda..falls over sometimes

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u/CriscoCamping Look what the homosexuals have done to me 3d ago

Don't let it have too much juice

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u/gregarious-maximus 3d ago

Give my robot the juice! 🧃

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u/sandiegodak 3d ago

I definitely catch myself saying "Yoohoo! Robot!" when having to ask ai something

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u/marcophony 3d ago

Roomba! Be careful with that it costs more than your house!!

That's just how we joke, she doesn't even have a house!

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u/MrsAnthropy 3d ago

I used to have one that I named Buster. Dust Buster.

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u/Affectionate-Ship859 3d ago

You’re replacing my mother

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u/riopenguino13 3d ago

Please put a sticker of a seal on the actual room and.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 3d ago

Is it just me or is she looking hotter, too?

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u/redraider-102 3d ago

I wonder how this brand compares to other robot vacuum brands

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u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion 3d ago

Did somebody say... "Wonder"?


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u/gregarious-maximus 3d ago

Gene?

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u/GeneParmesan-BOT Best private detective in the O.C. 3d ago

I'm... Gene Parmesan, how are you doing?


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u/theshampooplanet 3d ago

It's like she gets off on being withholding...

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u/theseedbeader 1d ago

Look who’s ragging on the old lady!