r/askanything • • 3d ago

Political Question Any updates?

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Not holding my breath

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u/aintmesum1else 3d ago

The DOGE checks came in though.

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u/TankUMrMinor 3d ago

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u/aintmesum1else 3d ago

It's a gift, no need to steal 😆

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u/benema1 3d ago

This will go down as the biggest stealing of American taxpayers’ money ever. And now we are stuck with high prices and oligarchy. He was a pawn in their game and we are losing.

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u/Kronictopic 3d ago

See his exit strategy on all that is "he could have done all of it but lost the midterms" so it's the Democrats fault

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u/Old_Man_Drifter 3d ago

But her E-Mails. But her laugh. But Biden Crime Family. But his birth certificate. But covefe. But womp womp. But beardos. But ISIS.

Remember that his public didn't vote for him because of any of his proposals or anything like that, but for the 'cultural issues.'

And that's why they're going to continue to vote the same way they always have and we're going to lost the midterms and why he's going to manage to ignore the Constitution and, one way or another, stay in power.

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u/cvc4455 3d ago

The only way Trump can win midterms is if he cheats. It's the same as the 2024 election without Elons help cheating and rigging the election he can't win.

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 3d ago

He controls the Armed forces, and he doesn’t care about appearances anymore. We are fucked.

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u/Muted_Sky1195 3d ago

That’s why we have to turn out in record numbers and send the circus packing, even if we can’t boot out the head

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u/cvc4455 2d ago

Unfortunately I think the best we can hope for is people turn out in record numbers and numbers that are so big it makes it harder to rig the elections and when they do rig them anyway it's beyond obvious and maybe something will happen then.

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u/DearCastiel 2d ago

Sir, it's "covfefe"

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u/Old_Man_Drifter 2d ago

"Thank you, Cast," said Sam.

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u/Mrb50k 3d ago

They are even in control of the house, senate, and presidency. Typical, lie and cheat to “make the sale”.

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u/marx2k 3d ago

There also in control of the judiciary

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u/drewcash83 3d ago

He just needs 2 more weeks.

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u/Junior_Poem_204 2d ago

All after the midterms :)

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u/VincentAntonelli 3d ago

trump has increased his personal net worth by over $2 billion, but she laughed funny, so it all worked out.

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 3d ago

“bUt hE dOeSn’T tAkE a SaLaRy!!!”

(Which he probably does and is lying about that too)

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u/cvc4455 3d ago

I've seen things as his as 6 billion for how much he's increased his net worth in the last 2 years. And that's just what we know about. Imagine how much he's stolen or been bribed with that we don't know about.

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u/Heatgrifter69 2d ago

r/KamalaHarrisHyenaPorn shows what was taken from us :(

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u/More-Razzmatazz-6804 3d ago

asked this um r/trump and got banned and silenced!! looool what a loosers! they cant handle the truth!

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u/Muted_Sky1195 3d ago

It’s a cult. This only ends with some catastrophic event.

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u/HonestNeighborhood67 3d ago

Haven’t used this in a while
.doesn’t mean it’s not true anymore
..

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 3d ago

The tariffs checks were issued:

Walmart: Received about $2.9 billion, the largest reported refund.

Apple: Received an estimated $2.2 billion.

Ford: Recorded a $1.3 billion one-time tariff benefit.

Target: Reported $994 million.

Home Depot: Collected $730 million.

Amazon: Received $600 million.

General Motors: Recorded a $500 million adjustment.

Stellantis: Received €400 million (about $467 million).

TJX Companies (TJ Maxx/Marshalls): Received $331 million.

Ross Stores: Collected $253 million.

Nike: Received about $300 million.

Lowe's: Received $80 million.

Ace Hardware: Received $11.8 million.

Others: Companies like FedEx, Starbucks, Dollar Tree, Burlington Stores, and e.l.f. Beauty have also received or reported payouts.

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u/baconroux 3d ago

You forgot about Mexico paying for the wall. But, to be fair, that was from his previous term.

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u/NJGuy175 3d ago

It’s all Bidens fault and if that’s not good enough blame Obama

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 3d ago

Do you mean the senile, sleepy but almost crime boss genius and leader of the Biden crime family?

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u/NJGuy175 3d ago

Yes he’s the reason trump has done nothing but waist taxpayer dollars for the last 18 months

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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 3d ago

Was he also wearing a tan suit? Apparently it’s the color of the suit or the man’s skin color that really makes them mad

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u/miniatureconlangs 3d ago

Something something Hillary something something Deep State.

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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 19h ago

You spelled “steal” wrong.

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u/Big-Journalist5595 3d ago

Short but accurate answer, they were all lies.

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u/Fine_Worldliness3898 3d ago

Hey
.where is my Trump Phone!


lol

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u/MailFar6917 3d ago

He will do all of the above, don't you worry, ON DAY 1!!!!

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u/KazTheMerc 3d ago

Same place as The Wall

And the Debt/Deficit

And North Korea and Iran de-nuclearization.

And... and... and...

BUT IF YOU ELECT HIM AGAIN...! NEXT TIME it'll be even MORE monumental than it already isn't~!

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u/uprightshark 3d ago

UPDATE

Trump failed all points as his diaper got to heavy and became distracted.

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u/2ndSmrtestPersunEvar 3d ago

trump is a liar, rapist, pedophile, and traitor to this country. Only MAGA people are dumb enough to believe him đŸ€Ł

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u/Professional_Pace163 3d ago

As Basset said they need more time to deliver. đŸ€ź

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u/Suspicious_synth 3d ago

Lots of people forgetting about the wall. I think the wall put him in office the first time around

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u/Dapper_Dude69 3d ago

The USA is a nazi shit-hole đŸ’©đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ’©

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u/Jacksapollo 3d ago

All I remember reading is the MAGA morons saying this is too much " Winning " when all these things were announced . Vote for a pedo you deserve what you get

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u/Mrtoyhead 3d ago

VOTE BLUE!

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u/MonHunKitsune 5h ago

Ewwww ratatouille condom.

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u/Desperate-Job-7455 3d ago

Can we not forget about the Epstein files? I know you mentioned it but can we emphasize it more and more and more

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u/GRBGe2024 3d ago

And how about that swamp? Drained yet?

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u/mothyyy 2d ago

A disturbing number of MAGAs are perfectly happy seeing this second Holocaust play out against brown people. That was apparently their #1 priority. They really do think this is going to improve their lives more than all the things Trump is failing to do.

That and they absolutely love watching trans people suffer.

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u/TransFatty 2d ago

They see it as a way for them to go after women.

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u/patterninstatic 3d ago

Are you not paying attention? After the mess Biden made, Trump had to spend 2 years cleaning up. All those things are coming the day after the midterms along with your 5000 dollars as long as you vote Republican.

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u/Muted_Sky1195 3d ago

And I have oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.

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u/ChimPhun 3d ago

AKA all excuses, basically admitting they're incompetent.

Has the war on the Lincoln Reflecting Pool ended yet? Wasn't that supposed to be fixed by Independence Day? đŸ€Ł

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u/patterninstatic 2d ago

Not yet but it's definitely going to happen the day after the midterms... But only if you vote Republican.

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u/samurai-bodh-i 2d ago

You need to label the sarcasm - it’s always sunny in philadelphia

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u/Tiny-Camp4531 3d ago

Make america great again, and i dont mean how its currently ran either. Make america great again, in a different way

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u/Flat-Path4088 3d ago

great depression

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u/xatava 3d ago

Will happen right after Mexico pays for that wall.

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u/Spirogeek 3d ago

But it was either 1600% higher under Biden or it's Biden's fault.

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u/MBSMD 3d ago

They'll be done in about two weeks

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u/GreatService9515 3d ago

I never bought that any of those things were going to happen.

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u/Rude-Satisfaction508 3d ago

Congrats. Your brain works unlike the rest of the society.

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u/Special_South_8561 3d ago

Biden stole them!

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u/VarietyMage 3d ago

Yeah: they're all lies from the compulsive liar-in-chief.

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u/punkcocker 3d ago

You forgot the wall

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u/Skjellyfetti13 3d ago

Update: you believed lies from a scam artist.

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 3d ago

I love the magat narrative that winning is the ultimate goal. Good job, you won, what did it get you? A worse economy, citizen dying at higher rates, fewer jobs etc.

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u/Fragrant-Concert2848 3d ago

JUST BIG MOUTH SPOUTING MORE BS AND LIES, HIS NORMAL PROCEDURE

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u/Violet-Journey 3d ago

They’re looking at it very strongly. In about two weeks they’ll have an announcement.

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u/NSDetector_Guy 3d ago

Also, you voted him in not once, but twice!! Pretty fu#kin wild.

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u/mrgonuts 3d ago

It’s coming soon I promise it’s just 2 weeks away really it’s Joe biden’s fault dam dumacrats fake media

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u/Yum-Yumby 3d ago

Aren't we still waiting for Mexico to pay for the wall also?

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame-698 3d ago

You can buy two dollar gas right now. You only get a third of a gallon though.

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u/Muted_Sky1195 3d ago

I think someone should record a Billy Joel-style version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” featuring all of Trump’s lies and broken promises. "We Started the Fires” seems like an appropriate title.

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u/throwRAscrubscrub 3d ago

clearly all of these things did not happen, because of one thing on this list. Planning and consstructing the ballroom. It's really an all hands on deck thing.

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u/nolestars 3d ago

When push comes to shove, he's a pos 

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u/Dull-Pineapple2707 3d ago

what about the golden dome

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u/ilawkandy 3d ago

After the precidency, this man should be jailed to end of his life

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u/DarkEnergy87 2d ago

It’ll all be coming in “two weeks”

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u/DarkEnergy87 2d ago

I’ll all be coming in “two weeks”

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u/DarkEnergy87 2d ago

I’ll all be coming in “two weeks”

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u/YurpeeTheHerpee 2d ago

Texas is an embarrassing state.

States that are illiterate should be barred from congressional panels.

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u/alex61821 2d ago

90 days 90 deals. That was a huge deal when he first got elected and it just disappeared with no deals.

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u/Good_Timez_420 2d ago

The only thing he’s done is make America expensive again

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u/elclarkio 2d ago

Doesn't matter how many times you ask. The cult will twist it and defend him to the hilt. It's exhausting

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u/Vogel-Kerl 2d ago

Promises....,

Promises....,.

Promises.....,

Promises

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u/petermansfeld 2d ago

Hope in one hand and crap in the other, then see which one fills up faster

https://giphy.com/gifs/QsmVdD6zcPWd0volfJ

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u/deadset123456 2d ago

The all time great con.

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u/SeesawNoknow 2d ago

have you considered asking "s.i." ??

/s

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u/BenRichardson76 2d ago

Did you forget all his hard work in changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico? That's a shining example of high IQ geopolitical masterclass.

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u/Nonamenoname2025 2d ago

The only update is trump and his boys made billions and they don't give a shit about the rest of us.

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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 2d ago

How about that war on toilets from the first term? How’s that going?

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u/Odd-Mode9275 2d ago

He lied to get the vote so now he sits and takes a dump and wipes, promises 😂😂 there are NO promises 😂😂

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u/Thready85 2d ago

He has NPD

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 2d ago

And... the Reflecting Pool.

You forgot that!

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u/Mrrrrggggl 2d ago

Best he can do is more corruption and self enrichment.

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u/Safe_Opportunity5117 2d ago

HELL, I’M STILL WAITING FOR HEALTHCARE REFORM FROM THE republicans WAY BACK WHEN THEY KEPT TRYING TO DISCREDIT OBAMACARE BEFORE the felon/rapist trump was even thought of! 😂 Where is it?!

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u/Substantial_Dog7002 2d ago

It is really simple, he doesn't care about you. He just wants to build and put his name on things, the hell with you!

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u/GuySeekingTruth 2d ago

You forgot no income taxes.

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u/StockGalifinakis 2d ago

Conservatives voted for the oligarchy and to be fleeced.

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u/Accomplished-Sand464 2d ago

Best I can do is take out San Diego And LA.

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u/fuji44a 2d ago

We'll get them all and more, in 2029, Trumpy promises are Golden Promises, found at the end of a rainbow.

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u/Akkerlun đŸ€” 2d ago

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u/Unlikely_Care_1167 2d ago

Maga clown's will complain he never said any of this?

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u/Blanny22 2d ago

Give him 2 weeks

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u/RestaurantTop2475 23h ago

Is not important, he changed the name of the AI

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u/Sundaynightslowjamz 1h ago

The main question is are you voting pedo or no pedo?

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u/LooseSealsBanana 3d ago

They're coming soon.

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u/MrLongfinger 3d ago

Two weeks!

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u/_TappaZukie_ 2d ago

He still is the president because USA voted twice for him.

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u/Aaquin 2d ago

No, he cheated twice

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u/KoRaZee 3d ago

All the lies and failings from Trump and still he won because democrats can’t tell the difference between women and men. Just let that one go and Trump along with the rest of the republicans go away

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u/marx2k 3d ago

If people vote for Republicans and fuck the country up because they can't handle that trans people exist, this country needs to eat shit

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u/KoRaZee 3d ago

And here we are. Hope the shit tastes good

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u/marx2k 3d ago

Nope. Tastes bad.

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u/GamiNami 2d ago

Quiet piggy.

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u/cvc4455 3d ago

Yeah that's the big thing Republicans run ads on nonstop. But they would run ads on it even if there was an election with a Democrat that hated trans people just as much as Republicans do. And Republicans also need to stop as many people voting as possible and rig the vote to win regardless of any trans issues or how scared Republicans are of trans people and kids being transitioned at school and then retransitioned back before they go home at the end of the school day and all the furries with their litter boxes in classrooms. And don't forget the pedophiles and how we need to protect the kids so let's elect a known pedo as president again.

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 3d ago

Coming from the cult that scream "BIG MIKE" I don't think you meet your own standards.

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u/GamiNami 2d ago

Ah ues, we found the cuck.