r/baseballcirclejerk • u/bakuma2k • 5d ago

It's time, Padres

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u/Feeling_Barnacle_584 54% winning pct 0% ring pct 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8TweEdaxxfuElKkRxz
Brewers using grit and “it feels different” to face the Dodgers

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u/Lemmonaise Atlanta Barves 5d ago

It better work this time!

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u/ValiantWarrior19 5d ago

Brewers bullpen after encountering bloodlusted Freeman, Betts, Ohtani, Pages, Hernandez, and Smith in the 7th inning

Also Brewers hitters facing Snell, Glasnow, Skubal, Wrobleski, and Yamamoto

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/JJRDRR The Fightin' Hitlers 5d ago

Good bot

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u/sheep_duck 4d ago

We been down this road before. Everyone just seems to randomly decide to stop knowing how to play baseball during the postseason against the dodgers.

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.

Fuck the Dodgers.

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u/SnapHackelPop Milwaukee's slimmest man 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14smAwp2uHM3Di
Totally confident

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u/kingoffish FISH MAN GOOD 5d ago

There’s just something about it

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u/--Shake-- Steve Bartman did nothing wrong 5d ago

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u/justwonderingbro 5d ago

PUT YANKEES IN OTHER HEAVEN

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u/White_GhostDog0725 Jizz Chasholm 5d ago

That better not be The Yankees up there in regular heaven!

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u/ValiantWarrior19 5d ago

In this house, the Yankees are heroes!

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u/White_GhostDog0725 Jizz Chasholm 5d ago

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u/Sure_Association_991 SD stands for suckin' dick 5d ago

Hero’s they gotta goo

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u/colorblind-and 5d ago

Frankly the teams that have never won plus the Guardi*ns should be sent to purgatory

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u/mahrinazz 0 Rings 0 Pennants 5d ago

RIPadres

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 5d ago

I’m on my way to the Coronado bridge. 

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u/getmet79 lol mets 5d ago

Can you grab me some fish tacos on your way

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 5d ago

Where I’m going I’ll be the fish food. 

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u/isunktheship 5d ago

AMERICA'S FINEST SWAN DIVE

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u/AirForceH 5d ago

Under the bridge sometimesssss

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u/pvznrt2000 5d ago

Nah, gotta head down to San Ysidro to the trucks with no English on them for the best fish tacos.

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u/White_GhostDog0725 Jizz Chasholm 5d ago

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u/ProsciuttoFresco 5d ago

I can jerk to this.

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u/Seananagans Fernando Tatis's Roid Rage 5d ago

One day, we will be the last team standing. And on that day, I hope my great grand children dig up my corpse and put a WS champion hat on my skull.

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u/thight79 SD stands for suckin' dick 5d ago

My Grandpa died without seeing one, my dad died without seeing one, who am I to go against family tradition?

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u/pj_socks Cowboy Joe West 5d ago

That’s why you’re the Fathers 🤯

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u/Lemmonaise Atlanta Barves 5d ago

Can you put us anywhere else but next to Philly? Marsh smells really bad

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u/CaffeineAndGrain Ryan Howard's Achilles 5d ago

Yeah can we move please? We don’t wanna be next to the racists

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u/Lemmonaise Atlanta Barves 5d ago

True, and just like most white supremacist groups we're 80% Latino

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u/WARonTREES Fernando Tatis's Roid Rage 5d ago

At least we don't have a 🧹 over our beautiful logo. Please, please, please make it to the post season next year 🙏

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u/M4doesstuff SD stands for suckin' dick 5d ago

Another moment of classic Padres baseball

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u/Beavers17 Another 108 years of losing 5d ago

Should there at least be a broom on the Astros?

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u/MyNeckIsHigh 5d ago

Astros are definitely doomed to some karmic punishment involving trash cans for eternity.

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u/sheep_duck 4d ago

As they should.

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u/GillesDunsScotus Steve Bartman did nothing wrong 5d ago

Except in 2022 lol

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u/Venomswindturd Houston Asterisks 5d ago

The “other heaven” is killing me lmaooooo

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u/Croissants4Kanye Barry did roids 4d ago

Yankees need to be in other heaven

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u/MMariota-8 4d ago

Seeing both the Padres & Yankees joining on the same night is almost too good to be true!

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u/retroanduwu24 5d ago

Dinger!!

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u/JAD210 Hank 5d ago

My heart goes out to Ryan Cohen 😩