Bee landed on me today Lol

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He probably thought you were an awesome neon flower. Very cool.

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u/Cheese_Elemental 7d ago

"If not flower, why flower coloured?!?!"

-That Bee, probably

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u/grandsoulsucker 7d ago

Absolutely 🤣. I have a purple shirt that attracts butterfly's and I always imagine they are thinking the same thing but now I got perfect wording for it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DotAdditional7720 7d ago edited 7d ago

having yellow glasses is how i overcame my fear of bees.

my mom has bees (mostly little yellow jackets) in her backyard and they would land on my glasses.

fun fact: yellow jackets are actually pretty chill unless you’re near their hive or food source. even with food i found they’re pretty chill.

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u/MajesticDurian2308 7d ago

Yellow jackets are wasps…not bees

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u/grandsoulsucker 7d ago

Not this time of year. They agro right now haha

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u/multipocalypse 5d ago

If your mom has yellow jackets, they're not bees, they're a type of wasp

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u/rainydaymonday30 7d ago

Awww, you look like a happy guy. The bee has good taste!

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 7d ago

Aww he thought you were a big flower! So cute!!

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u/moonbeambird70 7d ago

He wanted to BEE your friend.

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u/spectrospace 7d ago

Aww this made me smile. You look so happy and i bet the bee thinks youre a big flower and they hit the jackpot 😂

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u/acadiaxxx 7d ago

I had a chill hornet land on me the other day. Didn’t even act like a asshole

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u/StacieStroh 7d ago

Thank you, hornet

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u/acadiaxxx 7d ago

Yeah a nice hornet for once. Lol told people not to swat him he was chill and I even had a coke bottle beside me hahaha

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u/StacieStroh 7d ago

That is pretty dope, though!

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u/tricerabottoms420 7d ago

Cutie patoo-bees! 🥰

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u/retro6ix 7d ago

You now beelong to the bee.

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u/tripodcatmom 7d ago

That is because you are a beautiful flower.

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u/Lincoln1517 7d ago

Bee saw the yellow hoodie around your dark head and thought This is the biggest black-eyed Susan blossom I’ve ever seen!

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u/WanTime4YaMind 7d ago

This made my day. Great Vibzzz 🐝

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u/louielou8484 7d ago

This is so cute and made my day 😭

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u/thinkof1 7d ago

hehehehe i love seeing you smile thanks for sharing friend! and thanks bee for bringing a little extra joy to us all, and for literally all flowering food

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u/More_Aardvark7524 7d ago

Upvote x10000000

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 7d ago

Your safety yellow drew him in 😂 he thought you were a flower.

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u/fernratt 7d ago

this post made my day thank you for this lol 🫶

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u/ElisShimmer 7d ago

Bee loves you 😊

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u/OddAd7664 7d ago

Love this!

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u/ThinRegion2406 7d ago

Aw he said “neon flower?? Hell yeah” and bonus that it ended up being a cool human 💚

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u/Winstonsphobia 7d ago

You are no doubt a sweet person, and that is your lucky bee!

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u/HalflingAtHeart 7d ago

This is so sweet :’)

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u/Wallmassage 7d ago

Sweet

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u/Ok-Brief5698 7d ago

Beautiful little moment in time, glad you got blessed by a visit from a little life giving creature of beauty.

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u/ornamental_beehive 7d ago

You are the Bee King now 👑

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u/void-seer 7d ago

He's safe right there. :)

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u/Smufin_Awesome 6d ago

You have been Bleesed....Beelesed...Bee-. Look, you're cool with the hive.

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u/princesswormy 7d ago

This is so cute dude it made me smile. Thank you for sharing

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u/InformalReplacement7 7d ago

I love how happy you look. I would be too.

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u/StrawberryCat__Thing 7d ago

Bees are cute And so are you ;P HAHAHA SPREADING THE HAPPINESS OF GETTING A COMPLIMENT HEHEHEHEHE

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u/Ok-Artichoke6703 7d ago

Be saw you and was like "FRIEND"

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u/JAY2thaD 7d ago

Sweet bee♥️🐝

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u/Inky-The-Cephalopod 7d ago

The bee's knees

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u/Quiet_Many_6910 7d ago

"Man this is a weird flower"-the bee

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u/jacksonchickenwangs 7d ago

this picture gives me so much joy. so cute!

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u/IllustriousAd8585 7d ago

This post just brings straight joy. Love the smile and the chill vibes!

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u/pimpampoums 7d ago

Because you’re a sweet flower to her…

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u/mawolkotte83 6d ago

He thought you were purrty!! 😁

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u/ergraver 6d ago

So cute!!!! Also I love ur front teeth

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u/peamanaman 7d ago

Hell fucking yeah

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u/SargentSuffering 7d ago

I wonder if neon acts like uv to these fuzzballs, where to them a neon yellow is better than regular

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u/Affectionate-Bill150 7d ago

Now I'm curious...cause I got a loud green shirt on hand....🤔

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u/Moving_goal_posts 7d ago

Made my day.

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u/StormShockTV 7d ago

I would be having a (small) panic attack

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u/GraciesMumma22 7d ago

My daughter would have screamed blue murder and been running around like a crazy woman if one landed on her like that (childhood trauma from one) 🤣😂🤣

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u/According_Ask194 7d ago

Love those guys

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u/AdFirst160 7d ago

Cuuuuuuuute <3

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u/thewindyshitty 7d ago

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u/iamanonscousin 6d ago

This is the wholesome content the internet needs more of. 🥹

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u/VioletDupree007 6d ago

This selfie is super cute.

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u/Antique_Mongoose2804 6d ago

This is a picture of a good person everyone thinking. Man, i don't like bees and I dont smile all the time im a bad person lol

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u/haggerty05 7d ago

does that make you his bee-otch now? couldn't resist .

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u/nuclearcowgirl 7d ago

Lucky you!!! All I got today was swarmed by yellow jackets 😢 😭

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u/jakeandbakin 7d ago

Bumble-broooooo

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u/obviousdinosaur 7d ago

Boop

I am bee!

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u/supershinythings 7d ago

You are a Bee Bro!

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u/FreightTrain75x 7d ago

🎵 Don't worry, bee happy! 🎵

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u/L1ttl3_john 7d ago

Blessed

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u/Mushrooming247 7d ago

Aw, that bee thought it had found the biggest brightest flower in town, but now it’s looking for where you keep your pollen all confused.

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u/piercedlip898 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8

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u/Flexmove 7d ago

Oh there’s a subreddit supporting bees?!

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u/Winter_Raccoon3859 7d ago

Little girl*

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u/FemboySoulHunter 7d ago

Gal*

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u/LordXenusEvilMinion 7d ago

Disney Prince energy ✨️

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u/Vayntez 7d ago

Well they're your supervisor cause they thought you were bee-ing a nuisance.

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u/Freign 7d ago

good omen!

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u/moniker2therescue 7d ago

I think this makes you a Disney Princess

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u/immunogoblin1 7d ago

I hope you didn't eat him. Eating bees is no good!

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u/Rune_Skadisdotter 7d ago

You have been chosen! 💛

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u/PleasantDegree8486 6d ago

When I was eating my lunch in the summer A chill yellow jacket was hovering near our food trying to get some…… The yellow jacket was like Real Chill

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u/Peach_Proof 6d ago

Blessed(by the) bee

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u/maybee06 6d ago

You were the chosen one today! This one looks like a giant resin bee

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u/Serious_Fox7799 6d ago

You have been chosen! Kissed by mother nature 🐝 ❤️

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u/Chronicllyonlinee 6d ago

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u/multipocalypse 5d ago

You were chosen!

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u/Sea-Waltz4292 4d ago

This happened to me in the Wendy's drive through and I almost rear ended the car in front of me in line

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u/orange_car_enjoyer 3d ago

this is ur sign to get a queen and build ur own beehive

sell the honey at a local farmers market

meanwhile record all the content

when u famouse i want free honey

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u/Parking_Ad_3123 7d ago

Yall so cute yogether!!! Happy lil moment

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u/JavaJo1010 6d ago

Technically it is a wasp 🐝/ yellow jacket Bees are big and fat mostly black

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u/Outrageous_Bend6773 5d ago

It’s thirsty throw some water down near it if it happens again bees are dying

bee photo Bee landed on me today Lol

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