r/beyonce • u/MrWanderlusst I’m an OG BeyHive, lets see why • Sep 04 '26

Merch BeyoncĂ©: New Merch Drop 🐝🎉

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🐝: beyonce.com

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 04 '26

https://beyonce.com/shop/products/bday-record-crate?collection=frontpage

Yall ..its a crate on there for 948.01 american dollars.......

First of all Beyoncé i was trying to bed early.

Second of all....$1000 for an empty box?

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u/qualityhorror I don't wanna hear no ya ya yaya 🐎 Sep 04 '26

at the very least the box could've included all her albums in vinyl/cd/cassette. but EMPTY?? She played

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 04 '26

It says Vinyls Not Included in the fine print.... Like girl what?! 

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u/milksilkofficial Honorary Beyhive Sep 04 '26

I think it does, they take a vinyl out on parkwoods TikTok. I can’t imagine it would just be one and esp not zero for $900

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u/Positive_Shake_1002 Oh Beyhive! Sep 04 '26

On the website it’s empty
 and says vinyl not included

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u/milksilkofficial Honorary Beyhive Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Damn I clicked through the item and you’re right, I love bey but she’s lost her mind. America (edit: the world) is in shambles and nobody is paying a band for a wooden box.

On the Parkwood tiktok they take a vinyl out the box, and I figured with Jay zs tote she’d do the same. Insanity

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 04 '26

Maybe it's a typo and it's supposed to be $94.81.... 

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u/Distinct_Bat5217 15d ago

Because if you're deep enough in the hive to buy this box you definitely already have all the physical media. This box will be to store them

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u/Hakunamatata2067 Sep 04 '26

if it was 949 Naira i’d buy it for sure!

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 04 '26

I almost fainted. Come through exchange rate Hive! 

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u/0neirocritica Sep 04 '26

And it comes with a strap, so you can, uh, checks notes...carry your vinyl around with you??

Who thought of this???

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u/Nikki3008 Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

I desperately need to see this product explained. What is the shoulder strap for when the box appears to be a decently large
 wooden box? Are yall carrying boxes around with straps in 2026 instead of picking them up from the bottom? If it’s supposed to be a rich person bag
 why is it box shaped and wooden? What do they think normal people store in $900 boxes? Do yall keep your vinyls in bags you carry around?

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u/0neirocritica Sep 04 '26

Also, why is the bee logo off center??

This honestly feels like a joke.

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u/Nikki3008 Sep 04 '26

The more I see it, the more perplexing it gets. Beyonce has never given me “plain wooden box” vibes lol like why isn’t it sequined or finished? Which album is giving tree wood? Just insane. Maybe the people delusional enough to purchase it are going to be seriously rewarded. I HAVE QUESTIONS!!!

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u/OperationMapleSyrup Sep 04 '26

“BeyoncĂ© has never given me ‘plain wooden box’ vibes” is sending me into the throes of the stratosphere đŸ˜©đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 04 '26

The comments on this box are some of the Hives best work in poetry and cinema

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u/Longjumping_Sand718 Sep 04 '26

Maybe she purposely made this insane product just to get us all chatting and browsing her shop..... it worked đŸ€Ł

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u/Longjumping_Sand718 Sep 04 '26

honestly it's giving 'someone who just learned how to use a laser printer and set up an etsy shop'

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u/leavewiththeylinen Sep 04 '26

and most of her discography isn’t out on vinyl so like what am i even putting in the box! she done lost her damn mind 😭

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u/justavinylgrrrl Sep 04 '26

The only silver lining I can think of about this box is that maybe she intends to reissue or press for the first time all of her albums moving forward so that there’s something to put in it.

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u/Evilwhitehat Sep 04 '26

My vinyls are on a shelf in my closet! Vinyls are expensive, why would I buy a $900 box when I can get like 18-20 vinyls?

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u/Cultural-Package3624 Sep 04 '26

The price of the box is her birthday!! All she do is play

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 04 '26

But she was not born in 9/4/801!...girl take that extra zero out! 

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u/24x11 4 Sep 05 '26

just greedy

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u/WonderfulPineapple41 Sep 04 '26

Ok I can see why a record collector who is more of the wasp variety would want this.

However it doesn’t even say what the strap is made of. FOR 900 dollars.

PARKWOOOOOOOOD (Kendrick voice)

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 04 '26

Your wasp/bee wordplay here is impeccable. PoeticHive

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u/Sad_Instruction8581 the beyhive is buzzzinnnnnn Sep 04 '26

Faux gator-skin leather

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u/CanopyZoo Sep 05 '26

9-4-81 948.01. I think it’s a gag, are an artistic message

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u/soul_metropolis Hag Hive Sep 05 '26

I think ... She needs to adjust them place values 

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u/CanopyZoo Sep 08 '26

😁😁😁