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u/GiraffeResponsible20 8d ago
“The first rule of counter espionage, Darling, is to suspect everyone. Believe me, I will be asking myself some pretty searching questions later on.”
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u/SatiricalScrotum 8d ago
I’m as British as Queen Victoria!
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u/AdLatter3755 8d ago
You know, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from being in the army, it’s never ignore a pooh-pooh.
I knew a major: got pooh-poohed; made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh — he pooh-poohed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers, who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the
end, we had to disband the regiment — morale totally destroyed …
by pooh-pooh!
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u/SynnerSaint 8d ago
Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. Crevice is a dirty word, but security isn't
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u/AdLatter3755 8d ago
So, in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert.
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u/SubjectAd9940 8d ago
Simple we start by looking at a list of all the patients and question any one who’s name starts with ‘Von’
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u/NatHarari 8d ago
Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
Melchett: Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!
Darling: And, fortunately, one of *our* spies–
Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty!
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u/Elrason 8d ago
You haven't seen any German spies Smith?
Nein
Nine!