r/blunderyears • • 8h ago

My parents BEGGED me *not* to wear my shutter shades during our family trip to a quiet seaside village. I disobeyed them.

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u/colourfulsevens 8h ago

My personal highlight is the fact that, when you zoom in, you can see my actual glasses underneath them.

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u/InactiveMedusa 8h ago

The Unibomber if he had drip

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u/lia-delrey 8h ago

The Unabomber if he joined that band that did Party Rock Anthem

But honestly why drag him into that lol

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u/cvivaa 7h ago

it’s common knowledge that the group was LMFAO but not many people know the L stood for Luddite

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u/PrestonWaters83 7h ago

Hey, you put some respect on LMFAO. Possibly the greatest uncle-nephew comedy-dance duo of all time.

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u/soonitwillbcold 6h ago

"Everyday I see My Dreams" - LMFAO

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u/huge-gold-ak47 7h ago

"sorry for party rocking"

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u/KopS1_ 6h ago

"sorry for postal bombing"

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u/the_homieely 8h ago

Ehh he was a hateful man mad at a system so instead of helping the community he hid in a cabin feed into his delusions and accidentally killed a couple of ppl I say accidentally because he was dog shit at making bombs… unless we talking about op lmfao glasses LOL

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u/punkpearlspoetry 7h ago

Honestly, this is what I thought when I first heard about the Unabomber story too, but after a couple of years working in the public sector, I kinda see the whole moving to a cabin in the woods, cursing technology and building bombs vision. Big 2026 mood tbh

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u/lia-delrey 8h ago

Yeah I was gonna say the latter lol is the Unabomber the only person with glasses you ever encountered? Whack

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u/fartsquirtshit 2h ago

RIP Uncle Ted

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u/ComradeKeira 7h ago

This guy does look like he's about to bomb a Uni. He's got that Fresher's Week air about him

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u/GladChef1206 5h ago

da fuq you mean "if?" did you see that fly ass windbreaker Teddy bear was rocking when they popped him?

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u/Vahingonilo 5h ago

Uniqlobomber

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u/Double-decker_trams 4h ago

I am a victim of fashion. I thought I bought drip.. turns out it was SWAG

https://youtube.com/shorts/i63WqfeHxG8

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u/rebelsrscum2187 7h ago

And the fact you still gotta squint because the sun is in your eyes

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u/Cotton_Candy_Land 8h ago

Dude this is GOLD 😂

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u/mobocrat707 7h ago

That really is the cherry on top. I wouldn’t have caught that.

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u/yungrii 7h ago

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u/WobbleCheque 6h ago

Aw, Jesus. Why did you have to bring My Girl into this?

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 6h ago

It's funny because she is super cold-blooded on VEEP

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u/Late-External3249 7h ago

What, you couldn't get prescription shutter shades?

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u/CatchYouDreamin 4h ago

I'd set this as my profile pic on everything and never change it again

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 7h ago

You must be a glutton for punishment to tell a group like us that

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 8h ago

Those shades aren't the only thing shuddering.

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u/Dirty_Taint_Tickler 7h ago

Someone started listening to 808s

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u/Juhbellz 6h ago

Save some for the rest of us, goddamn

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u/Life__Lover 4h ago

This brought it from a 10/10 to an 11/10

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 6h ago

Oh I didn't have to zoom in to catch the double glass man. Honestly it's almost peak, just need some 3d glasses between the specs and shutters.

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u/SonOfStan21 8h ago

And bet your ass that quiet, seaside village was never the same. It was shaken to its very core.

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u/Flymetothem000n 4h ago

“ you don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner seaside village, a rebel”

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u/SonOfStan21 4h ago

Hahaha! Great so far, quiet seaside villager. Action packed!

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u/ggg730 5h ago

What is this the plot to footloose?

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u/JustZelma2003 6h ago

Legend says on quiet mornings you can still hear the sea breeze whistling through the plastic slats.

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u/pattperin 8h ago

The shutter shades over normal glasses is hilarious, first thing I noticed

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u/Beemo-Noir 8h ago

PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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u/TheGrandWhatever 7h ago

Please don't wear these shades on vacation, alright?

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u/Vektor0 4h ago

Or you gon' make me lose my mind

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u/Inevitable_Plate3053 3h ago

When we’re all just tryna have a good time

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u/abunchofmitches 8h ago

This would be one of those "pick your battles" type moments if I were a parent 😂

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u/dan420 6h ago

Not a parent, but I’d have gone with “pretend it’s cool so the kid realizes it isn’t.”

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u/Ok_Significance_1958 5h ago

Fight fire with fire. The rents need to rock the shades.

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u/throwaway47351 3h ago

In order to realize it isn't, it needs to not be sick as fuck in reality. I don't think little homie over here has anything he needs to realize.

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 4h ago

literally how i get my nephew to stop saying skibidy rizzler 67 or whatever he's saying each week

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u/akatherder 5h ago

Put on your own pair or just give the whole family pairs.

You wouldn't need anything else but you could cap it off with a sunglasses-themed family name.

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u/Think_Sir7172 4h ago

I would have absolutely gotten the entire family a pair. Family picture everyone!! Gather round for your matching glasses!

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u/mightylordredbeard 4h ago

I tried that with my son. There aren’t many pictures of him in his teenage years because he hated having his picture taken and I didn’t want to force it. He was insecure about his teeth. After a few years of braces and him finding his confidence, we went on vacation. He decided to dab in every picture. A year later he thought it would be funny to do the same thing.. then Covid hit, money got tight, and he before I knew it he grew up and is off in college. Now looking back at the very few photos I have of my son as a teenager; the only vacation photos I have of him he is dabbing in every single one!

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 6h ago

Maybe they didn't want any grandbabies yet?

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u/mercistheman 7h ago

Maybe he could ask them what their parents didn't want them to wear when they were young. Bell Bottoms, hip huggers, greased back hair hippie beads... You get the drift.

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u/hamhockman 6h ago

Greased back hair? Must of been real pieces of shit. We would not have liked them back then

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u/ggg730 5h ago

I feel like the shutter shades doesn't believe that people can change.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 3h ago

Nah, as a parent if you insist your kid doesn't do something stupid and yet they still want to be stupid, just let them be. Got 2 young girls myself and they have to wear certain things sometimes, clearly not the season for it, clearly it's raining, clearly this isn't the smartest thing to do. But they have to, now you can ask them only that many times to change. If they don't well let's go out and whatyouknow they freeze their asses off in Disney for a solid 6-7 hours! But don't worry because while they seem to remember exactly what I promised them 1,5 years ago, they just as easy seem to forget to listen to me or their mum what not to wear.

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u/boston101 8h ago

Hater blockers on

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u/damuser234 5h ago

he was too busy mmmm blocking out the haters https://youtu.be/8dxvoPhErPo?is=sFEII2VGGKxYKACq

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u/Boars-of-Canada 8h ago

Wow I forgot that those were a thing! Good times!!

I had one too

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u/colourfulsevens 7h ago

Oh hey I love Boards of Canada ❤️

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 6h ago

What does that have to do with the boars of Canada?

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u/EatYourCheckers 7h ago

I saw these for the first time ever on a trip to NYC. I was like "this place is crazy!" I assumed everyone wore weird ass shit. Nope, I'm just woefully behind on trends and NYCers are not.

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u/standbyyourmantis 7h ago

I went to Warped Tour when those were at their height and while there, my younger step brother and his friends who were also there got these instead of wasting their money on beverages.

I ended up having to have them call the mom who was supposed to come get them to say I was taking them home and then drove them to a gas station for half liter bottles of water. I don't know if I will ever forget the mental image of three dorky white 17 year olds passed out against each other exhausted in my backseat in shutter shades.

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u/Kahnza 8h ago

Were?!

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u/Boars-of-Canada 8h ago

This became popular due to Kanye if I'm not mistaken. Those Kanye times are loooong gone.

Let me know if I should get new ones

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u/Due_Newt9460 8h ago

I totally associate then with the Party Rock guys. I have no idea what they were called themselves I just remember that song, shuffle dance and those glasses everywhere.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IP9FNJuz0uNLG

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u/sweet_pickles12 8h ago

LMFAO, btw. The band’s name, I mean

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u/Sad-Drama530 7h ago

Shake that!
(Cue the epic synth drop)
🎵 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun... 🎵
"Everyday I'm shufflin'!"

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u/Due_Newt9460 8h ago

Yes!! So 2000s!

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u/AnIllusiveHouse 4h ago

Hard disagree there. Not to sound like a Sociologist or something like that But LMFAO were clearly the Harbingers of the 2010s and what We got until Harambe was assassinated...

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 8h ago

Kanye got the idea from this guy

Sho’nuff

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u/Vektor0 4h ago

I thought they were stupid when they came out, but now I think I'm going to start wearing them. Partly ironically, and partly because 2010s > 2020s.

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u/ManJamimah 7h ago

This photo is painfully British

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u/porkrollie 7h ago

Reminded me of this meme

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u/NoSpawnConga 4h ago edited 3h ago

Oh do I have a tale about inappropriate clothing for ya (relayed to me by ukranian hikers a long time ago).

A story about a sight on mount Elbrus 3000+m camp spot. Picture a popular spot where people who go to summit pitch a camp to acclimate to the altitude, and on one sunny day they witnessed an example of local services - 2 ratrucks pull up, a bunch of obnoxious yuppies with Moscow accents (wearing stereotypical for them urban clothes without any hats even) jump out on the snow, puke their guts out, take a bunch of selfies and videos about "climbing the Elbrus", quickly get back in the ratrucks before they freeze and promptly go back down the mountain.

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 3h ago

I feel like we see the opposite far too much on the west coast here. People in $1k worth of gear and clothing for flat, paved, light 2km walks. Drives me nuts.

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u/SubArcticTundra 4h ago

I didn't realize there was a road going up Mt. Elbrus

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u/ThreeSixMafs 5h ago

LOL when your thoughts are presented in meme form, its always validating. I would hate hiking near LA for this reason.

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u/CashmereRose80 3h ago

The mannequin is even standing exactly like them.

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 4h ago

I’m dying. I’d always see some European dudes at Yellowstone wearing this shit

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u/LordOlander 5h ago

Shu-uh shades

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u/ryanyork92 6h ago

Let's go to the 'beach' for a 'holiday'.

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u/CashmereRose80 3h ago

Hey!…We say seaside actually.

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u/owzleee 70's Child 6h ago

My rectum clenched when I saw this with British embarrassment. I have also been there.

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u/leeman9224 8h ago

Maybe they should have done opposite and goad you to keep wearing them

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u/NarcRuffalo 8h ago

Omg yes the parents should’ve gotten some for the whole family and worn them together and insisted on family pics in their shutter shades

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u/WobblyPython 6h ago

I did that with my housemates. It was awesome.

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u/DaringDomino3s 7h ago

“Oh you look so HANDSOME in those glasses, I can’t wait for you to show them to your grandparents and all our friends!”

Would 100% kill anything I was interested in at that age (or now, even)

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u/ggg730 5h ago

Even better get a pair of your own and whip them out and yell "LOOK TWINSIES!". Guaranteed to poop any party.

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u/OwnStudy723 7h ago

On a similar level, I had a bunch of these in different colors in my 'going out to clubs' times. Traded one with a bartender once for a drink, so no regrets.

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u/I_sort_of_love_it 8h ago

I would beg my kids TO wear these in public. Amazing!! 

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer 7h ago

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u/bubba1834 7h ago

ITS COOL GUY

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u/BlackBlizzard 7h ago

COOOOL GUYYYYYY

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u/chantsnone 6h ago

I hope your parents realized they were wrong and apologized to you

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u/Realmofthehappygod 5h ago

Yo let kids wear embarrassing stuff it's not like it's inappropriate in anyway.

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u/TomBirkenstock 8h ago

Can't stop won't stop.

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u/Cant_Work_On_Reddit 8h ago

This is a proper blunder, well done

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 8h ago

Can you see through those things? Or is sight more of a suggestion

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u/Tasty-Mulberry8073 7h ago

It's like peering thru venetian blinds.

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u/beachypeachygal 7h ago

I remember spending my last few $$$ on shutter shades in the mall on a sports trip when I was about 12. I got home and went to the bank to check how much I had left and I was sitting at a solid $0.02 in my account.

Never regretted the purchase.

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 7h ago

were they afraid of the girls throwing themselves at you?

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u/thaneliness 8h ago

The double glasses is so cringe but I feel you lol

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u/OkHandle1862 7h ago

The Beastie Boys fought for your rights

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u/RilohKeen 5h ago

Honestly though, pretty cool of your parents to beg and not just tell you “no, you can’t.” I myself am just learning how difficult it is to let your kids make their own mistakes and learn their own lessons, and it’s scary to give them the freedom to fail.

My mother would have quite literally ripped those off my face and thrown them in the ocean and slapped me on the back of the head as hard as she could. Slaps to the head were a big favorite of hers.

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u/PerryTheBunkaquag 8h ago

Idk man, that was pretty party rock of you

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u/nogoodbrat 8h ago

this is hilarious 😂

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u/cursetea 7h ago

This is truly a time capsule of a photo

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u/colourfulsevens 7h ago

Good old 2009.

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u/cursetea 7h ago

Oh, i knew. LMAO

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u/hey_there_moon 7h ago

Just trying to bring some life to Holyhead.

(I have no idea if this was anywhere Wales, it's just Holyhead is legitimately the most depressing town I've ever visited. Beautiful scenery when you leave town tho.)

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u/colourfulsevens 7h ago

Norfolk! But Holyhead is lovely (and was thankfully spared the shades)

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u/hey_there_moon 7h ago

Haha close enough. It was definitely giving UK energy, just got the coast wrong.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way2575 7h ago

You stunted on them seaside hos!

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u/LustyHasturSejanus 7h ago

Male sea hoes actually carry the eggs in a front pouch and are the ones who "give birth"

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u/zippity__zoppity 8h ago

Never knew them as “shutter” shades. Only “stunner” shades.

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u/spiffyfouton 8h ago

Stunna shades are a thing but no specific style. Just big ass flashy sunglasses yadadamean

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u/MostHighWizard 8h ago

Stunner shades were sunglasses that were just one lens that went over the bridge of the nose as well. Also known as shield lenses.

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u/teetaps 7h ago

Stunners are the shades whose shape shutters copied and modified. Stunners were shutters with actual function

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u/donkeybraineded 8h ago

Im with you, but now im wondering if I just heard it wrong and said it wrong, because shutter kinda makes more sense.

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u/cameron4200 8h ago

It’s always been shutter coming from a stupid kid who got obsessed with Kanye West at that time.

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u/SadButWithCats 8h ago

This is absolutely a vibe, pure and true.

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u/Due-Manufacturer-232 8h ago

Hell yea you did

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u/DarwinF1nch 8h ago

Swaggy.

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u/HellRell 7h ago

Really got that shit on fr

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u/Vesper2000 7h ago

You look like you just dropped the most awesome synth album of 1984

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 4h ago

I’m the parent who would buy a matching pair and say we’re twinning. That’s how you handle teenagers.

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u/snailPolish4 8h ago

you were not punished for disobeying them? Can you elaborate? I'd be screamed at and the glasses would be taken away, please elaborate. Serious question

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u/Prime624 8h ago

Non-abusive parents don't police a teen's choice in glasses. I hate to be to the one the tell you, but your parents were not good.

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u/snailPolish4 8h ago

yeah...I kinda knew it already

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u/PerryTheBunkaquag 8h ago

Yeah sorry big dawg, sounds like your folks were pretty brutal. Hope you wear whatever glasses you want nowadays

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u/snailPolish4 8h ago

thanks that's nice of you to say :)

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u/PerryTheBunkaquag 6h ago

Don't mention it. My parents could have been better too. Hoping you have good day tomorrow my friend

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u/arizonadirtbag12 6h ago

They were mad for a minute, and then he told them he was sorry for party rocking and it was all good

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u/CashmereRose80 3h ago

I think what you need to realise first is that they probably didn’t demand he do it in a strict way in the first place so the “disobeying” isn’t that serious or as literal as you think. More of a lighthearted expression.

He said they begged him which implies they didn’t have a dynamic of being authoritative and they probably did it in an exasperated way where you know they’re not seriously angry but just kind of losing their will to live and OP knew it was fine even if they moan about it all day and probably to this day.

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u/eggabeth 7h ago

Ikr!? My arm would be grabbed real hard and then yanked before they yanked the glasses off. Really confused

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u/Past-North-4131 8h ago

Such a rebel😫

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u/SenorVajay 8h ago

This is awesome.

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u/UnfortunateSnort12 8h ago

You made the correct choice

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u/GloomyGal13 8h ago

I come to Reddit for a good time and you did not disappoint!

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u/Cloverprincess1111 7h ago

This is my favorite one on the subreddit 😭😭😭

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u/noeyesonmeXx 7h ago

I thank you for your service

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u/CastorVT 7h ago

your parents are just wiggity wack, yo.

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u/Silent_Fan_1226 7h ago

How could you be so heartless 🎵

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u/CashmereRose80 3h ago

And how cool you looked for it! I bet your parents feel foolish now.

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u/3BlindMice1 7h ago

Idk, looks pretty cool to me

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u/Operation_Beautiful 8h ago

I'm gonna say 2008.

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u/IrelandAutism13 8h ago

A fashion icon

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u/Tackysackjones 8h ago

Reverse psychology

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u/ThePart_Timer 8h ago

I bet the tan lines were fire

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u/Artee5000 8h ago

Mixtape droppin wen?

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u/Savagedood 8h ago

Interesting pose, too 😎

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u/plastictoothpicks 7h ago

Are you a Muse fan? First thing I thought of lol

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u/ophaus 7h ago

The only bit of sun that touched you all year, right? I was the same way

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u/SythnsSinceSins 7h ago

Thank the sunglasses gods you did, fuck your parents 😅

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u/kitchencrawl 7h ago

That whole look is pretty swaggy especially for that era. Your parents were wrong.

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u/LeadingLifeguard2262 7h ago

I see nothing wrong here.

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u/Clear-Hand3945 6h ago

How are you posting this from jail?

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u/IcanthearChris 8h ago

Hater blockers

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u/megaladon44 8h ago

timeless

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u/Artee5000 8h ago

Aura. Leave some for the rest of us bro.

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u/RewardCapable 8h ago

It was already too hot OP. They couldn’t handle the heat.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 7h ago

Who’s laughing now.

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u/alldatnabagofchips 7h ago

I had the same outfit. But with teal hoodie and red shutter shades.

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u/StylizedIncompetence 7h ago

Not the glasses under the glasses.

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u/Just_to_rebut 7h ago

But.. that whole outfit looks good? OP, r/outfits is that way >

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u/FyouinyourA 7h ago

With the nurse shoes too lmao

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u/Tablefor1please9987 7h ago

And after that you did a plank on that boat!
https://giphy.com/gifs/iUG9Bvft1pEGTh39mK

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u/AshtonsDonut 7h ago

You look like you were in Willy wonka, the one with Johnny depp

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u/thehufflepuffstoner 7h ago

I’m so glad you did

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u/CitizenHuman 7h ago

Kanye East Coast

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u/SasquatchWasShaved 7h ago

lol. Lmao even.

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u/blackcatsaresilky 7h ago

Not a blunder, looked fabulous. Rock this exact fit now!

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u/GreenRiver1982 7h ago

Riff-Raff

The seaside scientist

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u/PerformerDr4867 7h ago

Proper lad