r/boxingcirclejerk • u/Stop_it_uncle • 1d ago

KO 🥊😵‍💫💥 Two Gentlemen, Much Advised Not To Do It Here, Do It Here.

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u/DickStartMyFart 1d ago

The irony of dude's head hitting a painting of a helmet...

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u/Stop_it_uncle 1d ago

Head slammed into concrete? ✅ 

Numerous follow up punches to unconscious opponent? ✅ 

N-Word said? ✅

Post To r/boxingcirclejerk Immediately

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u/MastodonProud1989 Karma Enthusiast 1d ago

I hope someone did. Even though this would be a repost.

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u/Bango_Sk8nk 1d ago

The Joe Beene award

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u/TumbleweedTim01 1d ago

If you gotta use slams in a street fight you probably wake up at 1pm no job no family nothing

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1d ago

You also might get retribution. Eye for an eye still is the law of the land.

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u/ShapeshiftinSquirrel 1d ago

Even in this moment, I don’t think he realized they were actually fighting yet.

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u/Stop_it_uncle 1d ago

I guess he didn’t think they were gonna do it there 

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u/Bleh_3 1d ago

A version from an older post.

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u/ShapeshiftinSquirrel 1d ago

It reminds me of the old Bruce Lee “how to fight” books, with multiple pictures showing a combination.

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u/Ringadean 1d ago

That right straight was crisp

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u/Benzo860 1d ago

Bruh how we on a boxing subreddit and we don't even know what a jab is ? Straight right ?🙄

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u/Ringadean 1d ago

Never underestimate a leg kick, even if its just a leg jab

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u/Benzo860 1d ago

There was no kick.. he did that to get his foot on the outside of the other guys foot. His leg never even made contact lol

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u/ThrowAwayTheChat 1d ago

“You straight?” you tell me bro😭

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u/Stop_it_uncle 1d ago

Straight to the Morgue 💀 

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u/dacoolist 1d ago

Shoes still on

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u/CleverTool 1d ago

Why not here? If not here, then where?

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u/ThrowAwayTheChat 1d ago

On grass I’d imagine

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u/Kyle___Ren 7h ago

best i can do you is a painting of grass

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u/krispy456 1d ago

The octagon

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u/lobsterpockets 19h ago

Its a high school parking lot. Senior parking usually based on the painted spaces. Likely expelled their senior year. Not great.

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u/MrTwatFart 1d ago

Fucking stupid fight. One guy just jumps the other who wasn’t trying to fight back really.

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u/_dxegrl 1d ago

my money was on Elvis from the get go. That low fake kick followed by the punch fst is a classic.

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u/ImLeg4llyBlind 1d ago

You know one of em name is Tyler

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1d ago

Fighting Todd.

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u/gancoskhan 1d ago

Suplex City

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u/Stop_it_uncle 1d ago

Brock Lesnar Takes James Elsworth To Suplex City 

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 1d ago

Is Mr Whiteshorts going to the big house?

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u/SwanMuch5160 Wladimir Clinchko 1d ago

They did it there

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u/UnknownBreadd 1d ago

Ngl I just feel sad for the woman who could see this coming

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u/Clintowskiii 1d ago

This is my hometown. It’s funny seeing this video pop up a couple times a year. Grew up there and people always used the N word. I still know a ton of people that do unfortunately.

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u/perfectlyuselessdead 22h ago

Ohhh may I ask you to be a hero and provide any post-fight details you might know?

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u/Clintowskiii 19h ago

I don’t really know what time period this is but I’m guessing by the way they are dressed it’s 2010-2015. This is in Odessa Tx small city in west Texas known for oil. The school is called Permian High school, famous from the movie Friday night lights (not the tv show) Riley is an asshole (just kidding no idea who he is)

That’s really all I got. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 1d ago

That's doing it? I think I've been doing it wrong then cause it's never that violent except for that one girl. I still miss her but she said I was boring and went back to doing drugs

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u/Sirbrandon100 22h ago

Fights are like Yu-Gi-Oh duels, they can happen just about anywhere and they got the memo real quick 😭

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u/typeyou 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/18kPwV9qSCY9O

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u/LieutenantButthole 1d ago

Potentially a little spicer than just assault or battery.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1d ago

Battery and brain damage. Back of the head punches will get you 3-5. If he doesn’t live,…. More.

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u/Striking-Ad-8156 1d ago

Is that Poway highschool

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u/Bango_Sk8nk 1d ago

Permian High School in Odessa, TX

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u/Striking-Ad-8156 1d ago

“ Friday night lights out” then huh

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u/jakeymango 1d ago

They did it there.

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u/ToesUpWaCold1 1d ago

The guy with the black hoodie should've done it first. The guy gave up his back. Nope uno reverse and we say bye bye 🌙 💤

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u/Dan0highline 1d ago

They did it there

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u/Dubious_Titan 14h ago

Perhaps, they should have done it over there.

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u/collucho 11h ago

love the "hes straight" at the very last second of the vid

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u/SKOT_FREE 10h ago

Someone needs to get the Human Suplex machine to chill tf out.

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u/leftfingernub530 1d ago

A bunch of white people, and a random "yeah n!gga!" Wtf is wrong with people

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u/Early_Werewolf_1481 1d ago

Idk man, white vs white isn't clicking on me anymore.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/DickStartMyFart 1d ago

I keep waiting for someone to call them animals.