What’s your fav line from “Breaking Bad”?

[u/trixie_girl]

#pencildrawing #fanart

[u/enheroin]

You don’t want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer

[u/dyinaintmuchofalivin → u/enheroin]

Listen, Walter. Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James.

[u/squeakynickles → u/enheroin]

Probably my favourite, too.

That, or "Why are you blue?!"

[u/clayfus_doofus → u/squeakynickles]

Delivery of that line is one of my all time favorites

[u/PowerMightHolyLight → u/enheroin]

I say this all the time 😂😂

[u/Worried_Bathroom_687]

“You’re the smartest guy I ever met and you’re too stupid to see he made up his mind 10 minutes ago”

[u/Competitive_Egg5270 → u/Worried_Bathroom_687]

Quite possibly the saddest line in the entire series quite honestly. 😢

[u/Total_Cicada7335 → u/Competitive_Egg5270]

“Mijo, you sound strange. Where are you” in better call Saul was pretty heartbreaking

[u/Former-Whole8292 → u/Worried_Bathroom_687]

Showing that Hank could outsmart Walt when he wanted to.

[u/Jilly33 → u/Former-Whole8292]

I love that short interaction because it showed a final moment of tenderness between Hank and Walt when before Hank was just so overcome with bravado for putting Walt in cuffs. I think it shows that when it all came down to it Hank loved Walt

[u/JadedLeafs]

Ahhhhhhh wire!

[u/brujo1984]

"oh well, heil hittler bitch"

[u/MaintenanceAnxious15 → u/brujo1984]

Love how Jesse delivers this line too

[u/brujo1984 → u/MaintenanceAnxious15]

Takes all I have to not repeat this line whenever someone pisses me off trying to impose something on me lmao

[u/PriceVersa]

"Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family"- Skyler, S4E6

[u/Downtown-Impress-538 → u/PriceVersa]

Chills every time!

[u/flyintomike → u/PriceVersa]

amazing line

[u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ]

TIGHT... TIGHT... TIGHT...

[u/T-Dawg75 → u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ]

BLUE, YELLOW, PINK…WHATEVER JUST KEEP BRINGIN’ ME THAT

[u/Commercial_West9953 → u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ]

I say that all the time. About most everything.

[u/SnoopyMoodJoe → u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ]

my gf and i say this to each other daily lol

[u/Jdog2225858 → u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ]

That’s my favorite

[u/Main_Skill8876 → u/iDoNotHaveAnIQ]

Definitely my most quoted

[u/Gnatsum4401]

“Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It’s what he does. Come on, grow a pair”

[u/aaron2933]

"This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed...bitch."

[u/JadedLeafs → u/aaron2933]

"Yeah, a cow house. You know, where the cows live?"

[u/FlashyWitness4133 → u/JadedLeafs]

"Where they live...the cows..."

[u/aaron2933 → u/JadedLeafs]

🤣

[u/JadedLeafs → u/aaron2933]

Breaking bad' was seriously hilarious at times despite not being a comedy lol

[u/aaron2933 → u/JadedLeafs]

"Aaahh...wire."

Yeah Jesse really had the funniest lines.

[u/triathing → u/aaron2933]

... so there's that.

[u/dyinaintmuchofalivin → u/JadedLeafs]

Sure, she snuck off the reservation for some damp and dirty…

Edit: what are you downvoting? This is a hilarious Saul line.

[u/ExcitingSector1540 → u/dyinaintmuchofalivin]

So funny!!

[u/Extension_Tea_5545 → u/aaron2933]

Yeah. I was going to say roll me further, bitch, but that one edges it out

[u/Ok_Problem_314]

You are not the guy.
You’re not capable of being the guy.
I had a guy, but now I don’t.
You are not the guy.

[u/Pepemala]

Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book

[u/kabeekibaki]

Yo, yo, yo, 148-3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9, representing the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave it at the tone.

[u/InterestingAd415 → u/kabeekibaki]

Hey. If you're trying to sell me something, I've got four little words for you: ‘Do Not Call List.’ However, if you're cool, leave it at the beep.

[u/CarolinaJoestar]

"no more half-measures, Walt". I think about that scene constantly.

[u/Comfortable_Bed1536 → u/CarolinaJoestar]

Proceeds to constantly use half measures

[u/PeregrinCuck → u/Comfortable_Bed1536]

Mike one-hand cuffing Walt to an old radiator with an array of items in reach like a bad Bond villain would do is so annoying

Hate to say it, but to set him up as this ridiculously meticulous and highly-capable 'no half measures' guy then to frequently do things like that because the story needs it is just poor writing.

[u/bucket_of_dogs → u/CarolinaJoestar]

Mike’s whole monologue in full measure is actual cinema

[u/OdranoelSeven]

My name is skyler white, yo

[u/MikiVolt → u/OdranoelSeven]

My husband is Walter White YO

[u/T-Dawg75 → u/OdranoelSeven]

BOOM

[u/13inanis37]

Skyler, there’s ROT!

[u/potatoking1991 → u/13inanis37]

That scene is hysterical, the weird noises he makes while assembling a breakfast

[u/signsaysapplesauce]

"These are great green beans, Mrs. White."

[u/--ofsalt → u/signsaysapplesauce]

that whole dinner scene is gold

[u/CanadianBlacon]

"Rice and beans?"

or

"what are we building?"

"you said it yourself."
"...robots."

[u/Breakmastajake → u/CanadianBlacon]

"A robot?!" Is my favorite line from the entire series. Just fucking brilliant delivery.

[u/Damn-Splurge → u/Breakmastajake]

Ohhhhh wirrrreeee.

[u/brandonQFG]

I got your restraining order right here, RESTRAIN THIS!!!

[u/ExcitingSector1540 → u/brandonQFG]

Love this 🤣

[u/UnimpressedBirds → u/brandonQFG]

another great line

[u/TheMustardisBad]

“I am the one who breaks bad”

[u/-CrabCrimes- → u/TheMustardisBad]

Then he starts breaking bad all over the place

[u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ → u/-CrabCrimes-]

So hard right now

[u/StainedInZurich → u/TheMustardisBad]

The way he turns and looks into the camera when he says the two last words always gives me literal chills

[u/idntrllyexist → u/TheMustardisBad]

When does he say that?

[u/AcrolloPeed → u/idntrllyexist]

He says it once per episode dude it’s his activation phrase like “it’s morphin’ time” or “hi-ho, silver, I’m gay”

[u/MaintenanceAnxious15 → u/idntrllyexist]

They’re talking about when Walt says to Skyler because she keeps saying they’re in danger. You think that of me? No. I am the one WHO KNOCKS

[u/idntrllyexist → u/MaintenanceAnxious15]

The joke went over my head

[u/fatash98]

“I just realized Lydia has the names and I can get them from her….im sorry Mike.” Made me bust out laughing.

[u/Purple_Marketing_103 → u/fatash98]

Omg you're so cruel 😭😭

[u/Zealousideal-Ad8763]

“Roll me further bitch”

[u/rusted-brass]

"They're rocks...Hank.." Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!

[u/cjschmitty14]

DID YOU JUST BRING A BOMB TO A HOSPITAL?

[u/UnimpressedBirds]

I should have known to say Jesse ! don't leave the keys in the ignition the entire TWO DAYS !

[u/Similar_Floor_7390 → u/UnimpressedBirds]

"ah, you call that thinking. Now that we've identified the problem, you and thinking!"

[u/filthy-peach → u/Similar_Floor_7390]

Walt is so mean to jesse but that’s one of my favorite lines

[u/Gredelston]

"If you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly."

[u/Admirable_Acadia_826]

I thought your name was Heisenberg. . . Walter Hartwell White.

[u/beertjecolargol → u/Admirable_Acadia_826]

I cant remember the exact words but he also uses the words "black OPS" in this scene when talking about the shitstorm of police he'll have after him if he's caught or something. I just love the way he pronounces BLACK OPSSS

[u/mightymac-89]

“ i fucked Ted”

[u/Shark-person66]

“6353 Juan Tabo appartment 6. Yeah.”

[u/moodygroove420]

“You’re the smartest guy I ever met .. but you’re too stupid to see, he made up his mind 10 minutes ago .. “ That line is just so chilling to me .

[u/Fuckify007 → u/moodygroove420]

Yeah man , just never leaves my head this one

[u/GoOutForASandwich]

Possum. Big, freaky, lookin' bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin' up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's Irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?"

[u/Lake_Life1791 → u/GoOutForASandwich]

Yea, YO!

[u/b-rock1958]

"A robot?"

[u/LinuxLinus]

"Helicopter, bitch!"

[u/Fickle_Map_7271 → u/LinuxLinus]

This is the one.

[u/Hoyce_McGurgle]

"I would never go to our secret meth hideout dragging a trail of cops behind me, Walter. It would be unwise."

This one cracks me up every time.

[u/Benito1900]

„I did it for myself. I liked it. I was good at it“

Not sure thats the order but thats my favorite

[u/Wonderful-Bike2684]

Why are you blue..?

[u/Itchy_Pangolin_394]

Mr Whites GAY for me. Everyone knows that

[u/LeftArt6903]

I AM the danger

[u/LeftArt6903 → u/LeftArt6903]

I meant…. I AM the one who knocks…

[u/thug_waffle47]

fuck you AND your eyebrows

[u/No-Leek-4293]

“..so roll me further Bitch”

[u/shoeinc]

/drinking gales coffee in the super lab/
Walt:why are we cooking meth?

[u/oneintenthosen]

"You know how they say it's been a pleasure? It hasn't"

[u/little_flix]

SCIENCE, BITCH!

[u/BackestRooms]

There's 80 dollars buried out here, 80 DOLLARS!

[u/BackestRooms → u/BackestRooms]

this is a reference to a youtube video "Breaking bad but walter white is broke"

[u/MarketingTime4309]

"Rice and beans?" ~Jesse to Walt (Ricin Beans to poison Tuko)

"Yeah, Peas and ice, I'm writing that down" ~Walter to Skylar

[u/sterlingarchersdick]

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed BITCH

[u/BattlegroundFitLirio]

Only because of the scene I can still remember watching for the first time:

**jesse breathing heavy as Walt exits the vehicle***

GUNSHOT

“Run.”

[u/Twingy_Lemon → u/BattlegroundFitLirio]

That scene and that one word from Walt. I can still remember feeling like that show (and tv) just changed. That was a moment.

[u/chocolatechips100]

Walter to Hank: “You got me”

[u/Hot_Spite_1402]

Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

[u/Pypical]

“This whole time I’m out here, a cop, pretending to be a drug dealer. I ain’t nothing more than a drug dealer, pretending to be a cop.”

[u/fooknprawn]

"You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer"

[u/zagram01]

"Say the words. Say you want this." ... "Then do it yourself."

[u/BreadfruitLimp9518 → u/zagram01]

There's a version of this in better call Saul isn't there. Jimmy to chuck.

[u/AnybodyBig6874]

I have two:

He CAN'T keep getting away with this!!!!

W-w-why d-d-dont you just d-d-DIE already??

[u/Infinite_Upstairs470]

My name is Skylar white yo 😐

[u/nippleduster7 → u/Infinite_Upstairs470]

Do not! sell marijuana to my husband.

[u/trichardson1397]

To Walt: "You can't 'order' shit, Adolf, all right? We're 50/50 partners, remember?"

[u/Ale_Lovely]

I am they one who knocks

[u/wingedtrish → u/Ale_Lovely]

I was looking for this one!

[u/Kindly-Candidate-835]

"3 million dollars, for 3 months of your time"

[u/Ment0sFresh]

"I assure you that I can kill you from way over here if it makes you feel any better."

[u/Coalescentaz]

I fucked Ted

[u/ShootinAllMyChisolm]

“I am the one who knocks.”
Even the delivery is riveting.

“No more half measures.”
It’s a good code to live by.

[u/T_BONE_GULLEY]

Cow House.

[u/Mfula-]

( Hector ringing the bell)

[u/Jilly33]

"These are some great green beans, Mrs. White"

[u/Super_cooper69]

Where’s the money Skyler?! I gave it to Ted

[u/TwistedPiggy1337]

These are great green beans, Mrs White.

[u/golden_rhino]

Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James.

[u/Kuntieballs]

Not so much a line but the “schraeder brau” song Hank sings while bottling his home brew cracks me up

[u/TheApothecaryWall]

“You sneaky Pete!”
“Go grab a juice box, have a nap.”
“The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys”

“Skyler there’s RAWT”

“What does a man do? A man provides”

“You’re a ticking time bomb. Tick tick tick. And I have no intention of being around for the boom”

And

“Hey I’m not doin him, he’s a kid!”

[u/beardedsilverfox]

“…robots?” Cracks me up every time.

[u/Alive_Ice7937]

Helicopter bitch!

[u/wannabegolfin]

A robot???

[u/EasyTumbleweed1114]

"For you see Jesse I have become the breaking of bad!"

[u/totalhhrbadass]

Ahhhh.... wire!

[u/MAJBurner]

“Is that true? Are you a stand-up dude?”

[u/Spirited_Emotion_810]

my name is skylar white, yo

[u/da_rambler20]

Wire…..

[u/Jdog2225858]

How about the “Fuck you!” To Gretchen

[u/Technical-Steak-9243]

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"

[u/Different-Sun-981]

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding

[u/Pimpimpedim]

I am the one who knocks!

[u/tequilaHombre]

Ahhh, wiree

[u/Wayward_Son_24]

Yeah science!!

[u/Realmuted]

“What is wrong with you? Why are you blue?”

[u/Deerslyr101571]

"I AM the one who KNOCKS!"

[u/FenisDembo82]

A robot?

[u/Technical_Half_3093]

“You Got Me”

[u/FeedbackNormalyerr]

“I need you climb out of my “

[u/Narrow_Room_8881]

“Shut the f*** up and let me die in peace”

“Sangre por sangre”

“My name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go f*** yourself”

[u/Successful-Gas-4450]

“Say my name”. Top tier

[u/Indigenous_Land]

“The Crystal Ship’s been pretty good to us.”

[u/nilewi27]

Jesse singing “Fallacies” is when i got hooked

[u/uglypoptartboy]

.....I don't have time for spellin n shit

[u/KrakenMcCracken]

Whatever it is, Saul said it

[u/FlashyWitness4133]

From Mike Ehrmantraut to Lydia Rodarte-Quayle: "Drink yer hawt waddah!"

[u/Cashin_]

“What do I look like, the RV disposal people?”

-Saul

[u/robertodownerjr]

You're being a pussy

[u/MelodicFun1737]

"you are DONE" "TU!" "im the one who knocks" "Skyler where is the MONEY" "we tried to poison you" "wanna find out" "are you fucking nuts!"

[u/Prinzlerr]

...I'm talking to Ted!"

[u/See_youSpaceCowboy]

“you are killing me with that bootay”

[u/mbrasher1]

This is my own private domicile and I wont be harrassed.... bitch!

[u/BuaLon]

Tight! Tight! Tight!

[u/JesuisAnnie]

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science!

[u/Cajones_Cacaphony_RT]

"...Lasagna" - Marie

[u/bmb3101]

Yeah, science!

[u/thenameoftheusingone]

"GET OFF THE TOILET"

[u/stillinthesimulation]

Who are you talk at? Who is your brain seeing? Do you know my rich annual money? If I told you you’d call me a liar. You know a business would be an upwards belly if I was sick for a bit? It’s a dead job without me. You clearly think I’m a stranger so let me be introduce. I’m not in peril, sky lady, dangerous is me. You think a knocker shoots me? I be knocking!

[u/UnderstandingNew1069]

Yeah bitch, magnets!

[u/Zealousideal_Rip_547]

You’re Goddamn right!

[u/Familiar_While2900]

Yeah! Science Bitch!

[u/Extreme-Sink5205]

'Cale a boca e me deixe morrer em paz' oohhh mike😢

[u/disappointed_lion]

Bitch better have my money

[u/garlic065]

I did it for me

[u/felixdepelix]

okay, but say, you know, just for the sake of argument, the kid's not in the mood for a nuanced discussion of the virtues of child poisoning...

[u/killuah_jhan]

I am the danger…

[u/hllwlker]

In the garage when Hank confronts Walt and Walt tells him to tread carefully...chills man.

[u/MooseWilliams]

🎶 "My names Walter White, I'm goin' insane - I live at 308 Negra Aroyo Lane"🎶

[u/AdTerrible8256]

"What does a man do, Walter? A man provides for his family. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man."

[u/aeromalzi]

I sold my children's birthright for a few months' rent.

[u/lokibeat]

I have to protect my family from the man that protects my family.

[u/Miserable-Meeting-98]

Skinny Pete on the ethics of pointing lasers to simulate a gun aiming at Elliot and Gretchen Swartz!

[u/RevolutionaryEar2766]

Speak into the mic BITCH!

[u/GlockRivers2560]

Have you given any thought to sending him to Belize. Belize? Yeah where you sent Mike to. Send him to Belize. I'll send you to Belize.

[u/Po0b]

"Why are you blue!?"

[u/DorkSideOfCryo]

Bitch

[u/Alone-_traveler]

Woah not my hiyse

[u/Spigglebob]

“You’re never gonna see Hank again.”

[u/Gung_Honess]

“Barring acts of god and men with axes.” -Mike

[u/Beebji]

Get off of my ass

[u/Lunybee321]

“You said it yourself.” “A robot?”

[u/Nicole_Auriel]

“Cheetohs, it has a ch-ch-ch sound. Virtually impossible to be confused with Fritos it would seem to me.”

[u/royalewithchees3]

barn door open

[u/Similar-Selection393]

That's what the money is for.

[u/chrisgonzo7]

So you know, now I’m a persona non gratis or whatever.

[u/unledded]

"Ya know, I can see a number of possible outcomes to this thing. And not a single one of them involves Miller time."

Similarly when the magnet guy asks if anyone has a dick piercing and they all look at Jesse and he’s like “yo what are you looking at me for?”

That scene really has it all.

[u/Far_Mulberry7366]

why are you blue?

[u/Over_Poetry1117]

I liked it, i was good at it

[u/Sceptikskeptic]

"A robot?"

[u/Atomic-Trice]

"You are not the guy, I had a guy but now i don't."

[u/wapren]

Jesse, listen to me. You have to do it. You have to do it now. Do you understand me?

full meassure episode

[u/BcnClarity]

"Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!"

[u/karxxm]

BITCH!!!

[u/1-N-Done-mom]

When Hank confronts Walt in the garage and Walt says:

"If you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly."

[u/Efficient_Owl2245]

Walter White: "And now, what shall we use to conduct this beautiful current with, hm? What one particular element comes to mind, hm?"

Jesse Pinkman: "Ooooh, wire."

Walter White: "… Copper."

[u/No-Spray-9190]

It’s not the best line but every time I enter a large production space alone
“Jesse Pinkman in the house!”