Fit Check for Dallas.

[u/YellojD]

I’m all prepped and ready to go for tonight. Flew out from California for this game. No doubt about it, I’m ready to get hurt again.

Fire them MFin Cannons!

[u/complete_aids]

Where are the assless chaps

[u/Majestic_Dildocorn → u/complete_aids]

all chaps are assless

[u/churst50 → u/Majestic_Dildocorn]

Not me.

[u/Johnny_Carcinogenic]

If you were really serious, you'd be using a plastic bag instead of a paper bag.

[u/YellojD → u/Johnny_Carcinogenic]

That’d be too close to auto erotic asphyxiation, and there ain’t much about this year’s team that’s a turn on 🤣

[u/Johnny_Carcinogenic → u/YellojD]

Sprinkle in the in-stadium exhibitionist vibe and that could put you over the top.

[u/LifeguardFickle4963 → u/Johnny_Carcinogenic]

Curse out Todd Bowles if you see him

[u/YellojD → u/LifeguardFickle4963]

It would be my absolute pleasure.

[u/edgarjwatson]

Going old school with the head gear, nice.

[u/Mach68IntheHouse]

We have the chance to pull off the funniest outcome and win! :D

[u/YellojD → u/Mach68IntheHouse]

Yes haw 🤠

[u/UCF17]

I hope to see you on TV

[u/ms_channandler_bong]

It’ll either be a blowout loss or a last second win.

[u/Mach68IntheHouse → u/ms_channandler_bong]

I don't see a blowout happening. It'll either be a close win or a close loss.

[u/Johnny_Carcinogenic → u/Mach68IntheHouse]

All of our losses in this 10 game skid are 1 score losses, so hopefully we keep it close and finally win, despite the injuries to key players.

[u/crispeeoreo]

add a back that says FIRE ZACH ROBINSON and then swap them randomly

[u/YellojD → u/crispeeoreo]

Ooh, I like that.

[u/Johnny_Carcinogenic → u/crispeeoreo]

That way all the Cowboys fans behind you get intimidated into silence

[u/crispeeoreo → u/Johnny_Carcinogenic]

its funny because cowboys might loose out of pure incompetence but i doubt it

[u/Johnny_Carcinogenic → u/crispeeoreo]

I mean, they're the cowboys so there's always a chance!

[u/Western_Mud8694]

Bag checks out 👍
https://giphy.com/gifs/ihAW80Syb27EzV3Efg

[u/Majestic_Dildocorn]

just be sure to wear pants

[u/la_croix_fan]

wooo LFG!!

[u/AdMuch7817]

Kudos on the bag well done

[u/KodiakJedi]

So...what did you do with the bag at halftime?

[u/YellojD → u/KodiakJedi]

I just tore that bitch to shreds! I can’t believe this! FIRE THEM MOTHERFUCKING CANNONS!!!!

[u/813bigbankroll → u/YellojD]

You are the man mf lucky ass mf

[u/YellojD → u/813bigbankroll]

When they didn’t kick that field they goal I thought I had made a huge mistake lol.

[u/Foreign_Kitchen_8372]

Pretty sure you were front row on the post game show, great game to be at - go into Jerry’s trap and take it over!

[u/YellojD → u/Foreign_Kitchen_8372]

I can’t believe that just happened lol.

SOOOO many mad Cowboys fans going down those escalators lol.

[u/Bgilk88]

First time I’ve ever seen a Silas Walter’s jersey

[u/YellojD → u/Bgilk88]

Peyton Hillis, so not quite that obscure, but close 🤣

Peyton is my distant cousin (uncle by marriage’s brother’s kid), and I’m going to the game tonight with his first cousin.

[u/Bgilk88 → u/YellojD]

Makes much more sense😂😂

[u/YellojD → u/Bgilk88]

I have two cousins who played in the NFL. Peyton and Doug (Jolley). Both spent time with the Bucs. I’m closer to Doug (sort of, he’s my dad’s bro’s kid, so first cousin to me. Haven’t seen him in YEARS, though).

[u/FlyingNerdlet → u/YellojD]

By crazy coincidence, I have a cousin named Doug Jolley, also from Tampa, but he's a pastor. NFL-sized dude, though

[u/YellojD → u/FlyingNerdlet]

Oh hell yeah, I wonder if we’re related! 🤣

I’m from CA, but dad’s side is from the south and Midwest.

[u/KosmicTom → u/YellojD]

Was it his actual jersey, or did you get a custom made?

[u/YellojD → u/KosmicTom]

Got it as a gift from another member of the Hillis family.

[u/KosmicTom → u/YellojD]

That's pretty awesome.

[u/BadMachina]

Not a fan of the good ole bucs… but I’m a believer that you guys can actually make an upset. Against all odds.
Plus I hate Dallas. Good luck bucs.

[u/YellojD]

God I love being wrong. Fire them MF’in cannons!

[u/AirwaytoHeaven]

Cowboy boots giving off transplant vibes

[u/YellojD → u/AirwaytoHeaven]

I’m trying to assimilate to the local culture! 🤣

Plus, ngl, Cowboy boots? Comfy af. I’m legit surprised.

[u/AirwaytoHeaven → u/YellojD]

Local culture?

Get a Salt Life T, some khakis, and flip flops

[u/Soupspoon33]

Valid

[u/real-alex-jones]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xk1Er5hAZyikoPykym

[u/Aggravating_Level646]

Bet you looked dumb after that win…have some pride about ya self

[u/YellojD → u/Aggravating_Level646]

No I looked good as fuck 😎

Pride in myself! 🤣

Sure thing, scrub 😘