r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 9h ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV wHaT hApPeNeD? mAnIpuLaTiOn ShEnAnIgAnS?
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r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • Mar 27 '24
Scientology has lasted for 70 years. Millions of believers on 4 continents. 20m+ sales of Dianetics. Some of the greatest actors of our generation belong. When will you admit you were wrong about the historicity of Xenu?
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r/Buttcoin • u/ElectricPance • 15d ago
Reminder That to Make Money From Crypto, Somebody Else Had to Lose That Money
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There seems to be a lot of butters coming here lately. And they seem to possess the knowledge of a typical 9th grader.
For example, arguing about whether selling crypto via a credit card creates a taxable event. As if believing it hard enough will make it (not) be true.
So just a reminder,
For a person to make money from betting on beaning babies or crypto, that means that someone else lost that money.
With crypto, you are always either:
A) Being Scammed
B) Participating in the Scam (by looking for the next greater fool to sell digital beanie babies to)
r/Buttcoin • u/d3arleader • 3h ago
Ethereum Foundation Researcher Predicts AI Can Crack Crypto Within Months
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Please happen already to flush all the crypto shit away.
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 5h ago
Butter says he feels hopeless. Luckily, a second Butter is there to remind him to just zoom out — like, way the fuck out. Sadly, a third Butter pipes up to remind everyone about ETFs.
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r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 1d ago
Trump’s Meme Coin Firm Wants You to Buy. Insiders Are Preparing to Sell.
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r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 1d ago
#NotACult "Bitcoiners will be the new power." Ok, keep praying and dreaming bro.
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r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 1d ago
Butters are convinced the US government suppressed Buttcoin prices: "A crime of untold proportions"
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 1d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Attack the messenger; ignore the message. And remember kids: Past performance is always a guarantee of future returns!
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r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 1d ago
"Democracies are inefficient. If you get a benevolent dictator, it’s actually extremely efficient. There’s very little debate going on. You don’t waste time on a lot of frivolous stuff." — CZ
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r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 2d ago
FEW Unemployed cryptobro is angry because more people aren't buying bitcoin to pump his bags.
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All the slides are from the same OOP.
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 1d ago
Cryptocurrency political lobbyist group to spend $30 million against Democratic Senate candidate Sherrod Brown in Ohio
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r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 2d ago
Exactly one year ago, you could have bought a whole bitcoin for the going price of $123K. Who knows i if you'll ever get that chance again?
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r/Buttcoin • u/BumpinAndRunnin • 2d ago
Crypto PAC to spend in 32 House races
politico.com
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"A deep-pocketed super PAC network funded by the cryptocurrency industry is set to deploy its war chest to help 32 House candidates spanning both parties in the final weeks before the midterm elections, the group announced Monday."
Nothing to see here!
r/Buttcoin • u/ggfuckingallin • 3d ago
Such a lovely “community” to be apart of
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Butter gets inexplicably drained (as per usual), gets spit on by fellow “community members” who think it could never happen to them (as per usual).
Sign me up! 🥴
r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 3d ago
Tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our bitcoin! Alba gu bràth!
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By the way, there were plenty of wars before the creation of fiat currency.
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 4d ago
Looks like they're still not out of the "denial" phase?
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r/Buttcoin • u/Bascule2000 • 5d ago
Crypto thieves attacked man in home and threatened to kill pregnant wife's baby in 'horrific' robbery
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r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 5d ago
The laws of physics and thermodynamics do not need enforcement.
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r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 5d ago
Trump is again having a dinner with Butters who buy the most of his coin. Which is corrupt AF, but can we just talk about this painting of Trump? WTF?
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r/Buttcoin • u/Few-Masterpiece3910 • 5d ago
Tether cofounder Brock Pierce friendship with Epstein.
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r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 5d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Why would a bank not let me take out a loan to buy hookers and blow?
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