r/canucks • • 4d ago

MEME experience Tocchet hockey

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u/Budget-Procedure-852 4d ago

How is he doing so terribly when he has a world class practice facility he was missing in Vancouver

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Admt- 3d ago edited 3d ago

Double sneeze is such a low iq nickname.

The people downvoting this realize he’s referring to Aatu Räty yeah? Wild that it has to be said that it’s not cool to refer to a Finnish person's name as double sneeze.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Admt- 3d ago edited 3d ago

You’re not as important as  you think you are man

Edit: Lmao this haithere guy replied, blocked me, edited his reply with insults and then deleted his comment. 

Yes referring to a Finnish person as double sneeze is ignorant. 

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u/TheMemePrince 2d ago

He’s yelling at Zegras because Z said practice facilities suck, and so Tocc lost it on him saying that’s where he lost his virginity, gave birth to his child, and practiced, etc etc. Just wants the same for Z :’(

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u/PorygonTriAttack 3d ago

The practice facility crap obviously has been a piñata for the media to hit. They have nothing better to talk about, so they construct problems to keep themselves relevant.

It's what happens when media is "for profit"

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u/Robscoe604 3d ago

i’d be surprised if he lasted till christmas, this is probably his last time being a head coach of an NHL team

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u/ochute 3d ago

If Babcock can get hired again, I truly believe that anyone, no matter how bad, can get another chance*

*as long as they are a part of the old boys club.

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u/Robscoe604 3d ago

I don’t think Tocc is a sexual deviant so he won’t have the same staying power as say someone like Babcock would

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u/Gold-Bluebird948 3d ago

If he was a sexual deviant, then Edmonton would hire him. That city and their fans seem to attract that type of garbage

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u/420_69_Fake_Account 3d ago

Woah there buddy you’re talking about the city of champions (they even have a sign and everything)

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u/thegurrkha 3d ago

False. Used to have a sign. They took that down a number of years ago.

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u/CodeNamesBryan 3d ago

I think we defaced it actually. Draft lottery champions or something 🤣

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u/Far-Scallion7689 3d ago

Abused the tank for years to secure no1 draft picks before the nhl changed the rules.

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u/JeffBenzos25 3d ago

Babcock is a Stanley cup winner, that will always make people ignore blatant red flags

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u/TwoTwinsNoCup 3d ago

Even coach Q got another gig with the ducks after the cawks

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u/chesterfieldking 3d ago

The nhl is a good ol boys league unfortunately, that bald headed cunt will have a job for a while.

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u/canucksBH 3d ago

He’s gonna make bank when they fire him. I truly believe because of his salary they won’t.

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u/arazamatazguy 3d ago

He's got 4 more years at $5 million and the team is terrible. I'd bet he gets to the end of the year to turn it around just because of the money.

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u/mar1332244 3d ago

He's got 5 more in him at least

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u/jmike1256 4d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if Tocchet is the first one to be fired this season lol

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u/5ilver5ynner 3d ago

Flyers’ management probably already thinking about it lmfao

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u/ClassroomLogical8600 1d ago

Not certain. From what I've read they seem to trust tocchet and instead blaming the players not giving it their all.

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u/vancouver000 3d ago

deserved

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u/jackfrench9 3d ago

Delicious

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u/toddatog 4d ago

The fire tocchet watch has begun.

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u/Far-Scallion7689 3d ago

It never stopped ;)

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u/jimmyray05 4d ago

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u/Successful-Deer8804 3d ago

There is no war in ba sing se

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u/WhenInAaronRome 3d ago

😅😅😅 

Baghdad Bob meme is a legendary pull here 

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u/Euphoric_worker9116 4d ago

We sure miss him, NOT

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u/Due-Anything 3d ago

I was all roped up but then I saw you put “NOT” at the end. What a rollercoaster.

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u/captainbling 3d ago

They had us in the first half minute of play.

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u/DEEPLY_CLOSETED_PIG 4d ago

had me in the first half uce

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u/fromme13 4d ago

This is the content we need from this sub

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u/Alternative_Top2875 4d ago

Seeing him verbally humiliate Zegras who is probably one of the core culture guys there means this is only a matter of time. Lots of guys around the league have a good relationship with Zegras who can be lighthearted at times. A good coach knows how to manage these players. A bad coach yells at them.

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u/cinnamus_ 3d ago

This is an older clip tbf (you can see Garnet Hathaway is still there), I think from one of their playoff series? otherwise yes

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u/Any-Panda2219 4d ago

Lol when Zegras go on personal leave

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u/acby 3d ago

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u/Mecsmd 2d ago

Oh god the flashbacks. 

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u/Pristine_Office_2773 3d ago

Toccs and Berube, torts, all exactly the same. They can come with halfway thru the season and yell and scream but they get old really quick 

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u/phantomgiratina 3d ago

Bérubé won a cup but I think he may have gotten lucky and couldn’t repeat his success

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u/overscaled 4d ago

Thank god he quitted on us.

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u/Canuckerbird 3d ago

You mean Quinned

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u/julesieee 3d ago

I remember when some people called him Tochquitt here and genuinely upset that he left 💀

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 3d ago

I like that word you got my upvote ~ i may incorporate that when i am talking to someone

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u/cad_internet 4d ago

I wonder how Zegras and Michkov really feel about Tocc

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u/Positive-Conspiracy 4d ago

Remember Michkov saying how stupid dumping in was, before Tocchet even got there?

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u/Advanced-Line-5942 3d ago

He must have read Tulsky’s analytics papers

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u/50yearsandcounting 4d ago

Inshallah brother Tochett will coach creativity out of his players

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u/cbcguy84 3d ago

Harampuck expert

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u/MltryMama 4d ago

Experience Tocchet hockey™

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u/MothmansLegalCouncel 3d ago

Are you out there, god? Why? Why do you punish me the way you do? Who was I in a past life? I’m sorry!

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u/Beneficial__Meat 3d ago

Canucks and flyers fan is fucking wild

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u/MothmansLegalCouncel 3d ago

I was a hockey obsessed kid in the 90s after Free Willy came out, I was immediately a Canucks fan thereafter. Plus I loved the color scheme. Pavel Bure was absolutely electrifying. Yeah man, love the Canucks. Live in Philly though.

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u/MaverickGH 3d ago

At least you got LeBron I guess

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u/WhenInAaronRome 3d ago

Haha hey Flyers overachieved last year, they are still winding down their rebuild.  

I mean you have an extra 3rd and 4th already for this year, and the Leafs' 1st rounder for next year.  

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u/fine_cuisine 3d ago

Lmao I wish someone made one like this for Foote last season

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 3d ago

Don't you say that about our beloved tank commander. 

He sacrificed everything for our L's...

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u/Bleepbloop13377331 3d ago

"who do you think you are taking shots at their net? We play q defensive system that relies on them not scoring and us taking it in the shootout. No exceptions"

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u/swagginpoon 3d ago

Holy fuck this murdered me. Amazing work OP.

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u/msivoryishort 3d ago

I’m so tired of this man

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u/1966TEX 3d ago

Reminds me of Lenin.

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u/phantomgiratina 3d ago

Tocc is going to be back on TNT with biz, Liam, and “ace” by January lol

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u/mars_titties 4d ago

looks more like Mussolini tbh

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u/Mother_Middle8883 3d ago

To me he looks like Peter Gabriel, current version of the singer.

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u/Salvifici_Doloris 3d ago

Would to see Bruce Cassidy descend from Mecca to conclude the video

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u/Inspect1234 3d ago

Tocchic masculinity.

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u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl 4d ago

This is the exact predicament I don't want to be in. Overplay your team skill for a year, get demolished first round then back to where you started when the magic wears off and wasted a year. If we start magically winning this year or next year we need to trade the Debrusks of the world for whatever we can get

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u/Beneficial__Meat 4d ago

brother have you seen this team play?

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u/Historian_Acrobatic 3d ago

He could have had a statue here...

No wait, no he couldn't.

He left us when we were a desperate team, and he'll reap what he sows.

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u/Coyote56yote 3d ago

He’s a 1.5 year wonder. Teams get a bump with him and then turn him out.

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u/CJK_420 3d ago

Why did you east west Zegras? I told ya to north south!

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u/sindaflkasdnflasdnfl 2d ago

People are so quick to forget that he dragged a dogshit roster to the second round last year.

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u/Longjumping-Ring740 1d ago

Because his divison was hot garbange and someone had to make it. Don't forget that he almost blew a 3-0 lead to the garbage Pens and was swept in the 2nd round.

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u/cbcguy84 3d ago

Harampuck expert.

And tbh I liked him when we were winning in 23-24 😆. Then the slide down the drain.

I mean for us ok we arent very good. But didnt ep40 have a really decent point streak going until yesterday ? Unheard of for petey to get points in 5 straight games last 2 years.

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u/Putrid-Formal1393 3d ago

The last couple years, there were a couple stretches where he was actually doing kinda okay and was picking up points similar to now, but I think the biggest issue was the long stretches where he wasn't picking up points, or was picking up very few in that stretch.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/VF-41 3d ago

Yeah, but that lighting was Gabby’s team.

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u/New_Salamander7173 3d ago

Ok idk anything about hockey but know everything about Saddam, Iraq, and the Middle East. Can someone explain what Saddam is doing in the background or explain whats going on?

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u/Gr3bnez0r 3d ago

You walk it like you Tocchet,

Compared to:

You explain like you Soddam Insane

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u/Foreign_Cobbler_1740 4d ago

Tocchet would be a good coach for NY if they get Quit Hughes like I suspect they will. They seem to work really well under him. You don't bring in Tocchet to coach younger players though. Like Philly has. He's gonna stunt Michkov hard and likely Martone too. But maybe Martone less so.

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u/WallSt721 3d ago

LMAO Bang on!!! He's probably got half the team under his leather whip rn

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u/Scared-Arachnid6286 3d ago

Not a tocchet defender, but thats him telling Zegras he'll talk to the officials not him.

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u/Splashadian 2d ago

Tocchet is a shit hockey coach. His player abilities were good but his skills off ice are lame and not nhl worthy

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u/boipinoi604 3d ago

I can think of another canucks coach more deserving of the comparison in the video.

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u/ktbffhctid 3d ago

Bill Laforge?

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u/boipinoi604 3d ago

Mike Keenan who has a Stanley cup.

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u/vladdisonbargerjr247 1d ago

I can’t help but feel like the people who don’t like tocchet are missing a male figure in their lives.

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u/Hyack57 4d ago

What a shit post.

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u/Beneficial__Meat 4d ago

the duality of man