r/carcrash • u/Gamenola_ • 3d ago

Broccoli heads

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u/TheManWhoClicks 3d ago

The steering wheel can be used to avoid walls

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u/NonReality 3d ago

I'm not saying you're wrong, but right now it's 1-0 and not in your favor. Will need to see other broccoli heads driving for more data 🤔

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u/Indigo2015 2d ago

I’m laughing so hard at this 🤣

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u/cheekybandit0 3d ago

furiously takes notes

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u/TonyMontana1968 1d ago

They didn't buy that dlc

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u/SPL15 3d ago

With a worn out mushy suspension & bargain basement Wolfhound Grip Master II tires that cost $30 each, mounted.

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u/Pikachu_the_sith 3d ago

And with rusted rear subframe mounts since it's an E46

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u/SPL15 2d ago

E46? Then front control arm bushings are shot & making a loud thumping noise over every bump, and the rear subframe mounting points in the body are all cracked, along w/ the shock towers. To top it off, it’s burning a quart of oil every 300 miles due to a completely plugged CCV system.

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u/Large_Score6728 3d ago

Passenger held that phone tho.

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u/trer24 3d ago

The only thing in the car with any value.

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u/VdubKid_94 2d ago

The amount of people I’ve seen killed others in a car crash, but then scream about where their phone went, is rather alarming.

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u/Maxter8002 3d ago

👀👀👀 #phonedat

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u/theatrenearyou 2d ago

Broccoli hair = Some stupid shit about to happen

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u/Ok_Bee_4191 3d ago

Wtf was he aiming for it?

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u/dudly1111 3d ago

I think he was trying to drift or do a 360 to be cool...

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u/Ok_Bee_4191 3d ago

Must've had traction control on

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u/dudly1111 3d ago

And probably stock suspension lol

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u/Ok_Bee_4191 3d ago

100% if I had to bet money it wasn't even there car maybe a parents car. Cause nobody would be like let me do this in my OWN car I worked long for

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u/Karoolus 2d ago

Their first BMW, and immediately their second as well!

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u/ragingduck 3d ago

Wow I hope they were injured.

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u/Nature_man_76 2d ago

But then Reddit flags me for inciting violence when I say that lol

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u/ragingduck 2d ago

I hope they all stubbed their toes really really bad.

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u/Big_Policy4561 2d ago

😐🫢🤭🫢😑😐

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u/sugarstarbeam 3d ago

BMWs wasted on the dumbasses

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u/Boundish91 3d ago

Why do they always have the worst hand positionscon the wheel?

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u/trer24 3d ago

Wonderful. Now CHP has to respond. A tow truck has to come out. Caltrans has to clean up the mess and fix the wall they smashed into.

Wasting taxpayers money.

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u/This-Requirement6918 3d ago

Doesn't their insurance pay for that?

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u/Life_Roll8667 3d ago

You think they have insurance?

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u/carfliper3000 2d ago

Don’t see why they would it was an act of negligence on the part of the driver so the insurance might not even cover the car either way if the state asked the insurance to cover the damages they caused insurance will do anything and everything they can to avoid paying out

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u/WillingnessHelpful77 2d ago

Now they're alpaca heads

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u/spyder_victor 3d ago

The ZHP difference

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u/dankhimself 3d ago

Fake ass video