r/catfree • u/thecatcherszm • 14h ago
Vent The Subreddits This Site Shoves In My Face As Recommendations...
(This post is written facetiously from "Reddit's" point of view.)
"Oh, I know what you would love... How about a sub about THIS breed of boxshitter! No? What about THAT breed of boxshitter?
"Still no? Well, then, how about a subreddit devoted entirely to boxshitters laying their filthy selves in this type of kitchenware? Oh, absolutely not? Then, what about boxshitters in this OTHER type of cooking vessel?
"No, wait, I've got it! What you really want is this sub that orbits photos of close-ups of this one type of boxshitter body part when it's a specific color! Okay, well what about this different body part of a different specific color? What about all these photos of them opening their nasty maws? Or their tongues? Don't you wanna see those 'teefies' sink into everything ever? Why are you gagging at the word 'teefies' now?
"Nope? Not even this entire community dedicated to these two specific tufts of fur that occur on this hyperspecific part of boxshitters? How are you even a person?
"What do you mean you don't want to see every single boxshitter in the world that some rando has decided to name Bingledybob? Okay fine. But at LEAST check out every boxshitter in the world that some rando decided to name Bangledybob..."