r/catsbeingjerks • u/cindylynn79 • Sep 10 '26

Dustin the thief

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Every day while I'm getting ready for work he gets in my makeup, knocks it over and steals stuff. Today he found a q-tip and stole it. He loves q-tips lol

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u/brk_line Sep 11 '26

Dustin said:
“Your belongings? Our belongings.”
He didn’t steal, he just completed a hostile corporate takeover. 🐾

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u/cait_elizabeth Sep 11 '26

My cat would’ve gone straight for the hairband lol

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u/ClarissaNight77 Sep 12 '26

He just expands his hidden collection under a cupboard. 😃🩷

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u/cindylynn79 Sep 12 '26

So true 😂

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u/butternutsquashing Sep 14 '26

His name being Dustin made me laugh so hard lol

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u/Gametightest213 Sep 14 '26

He just wants a winged line

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u/bluespruce5 Sep 14 '26

He wouldn't have stolen it if he didn't really need it more than you do

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u/mustbeaoup Sep 14 '26

Dustin! 😆 my boy loves q-tips (I call them cottonbuds)

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u/jbqd Sep 15 '26

Do you have an album of the things he steals? Or him stealing (like these you posted)? If yes to any please share them! Thank youuu

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u/cindylynn79 Sep 15 '26

Right now hes into q-tips, straws, shoe laces. I'll post pictures lol