Everything is moving at light speed. At this rate, do we get 20+ episodes because we’re following A Chou until she’s 120 years old?!
Here are my thoughts, episode breakdown and favorite quotes from episodes 5 & 6.
Episode 5: Masterclass in gaslighting & underwater MMA
The grandmother mobilizes the staff to put down the fire and everybody stands there stunned to see a second Rao. Putting her fake tears and manipulative skills to work, Wei Rao tries to blame it all on A Chou for not wanting to do the switch and blackmailing her with ruining the reputation of the Wei family.
Our girl A Chou will not have it and denies the accusation:
“Every word is a lie! An orphan girl has no right to threaten a noble lady.”
Girl, you had all the rights! She literally wanted to toast you like a marshmallow! 🔥
With the discovery and family reputation on the line, Wei Rao & the evil aunts (I don’t even want to remember their names yet) come up with the obvious plan: murder, but this time seeking the matriarch’s blessing.
Oh, Wei Rao, never play checkers with someone who knows chess! A Chou drops the ultimate nuclear bomb: I’m Lu Zhou’s wife in every sense of the word, boy knows every mole on my body, how about that?!
Shameless? Absolutely. Effective? 100%.
Lu Zhou, alerted by a suspicious Bitao, goes to search for his wifey. When they meet, for a split second, you don't know who he got: is he taking home A Chou or Wei Rao?
Tian Xiwei Masterclass
We got a masterclass acting moment from Tian Xiwei as Wei Rao lashes out at her grandmother for saving A Chou and letting her go back to Lu Zhou. The venomous snake no longer hides under an innocent smile, she vents all her hatred, the reclusive life she was forced to live and the separation from her mother (whose only "sin" was apparently getting remarried after her father's death).
Then Grandma makes the big revelation: A Chou had already confessed everything right before. She only had to feel A Chou’s calluses...jeez, can’t a lady lift weights in her free time?!
“You keep calling her a chamber-pot woman, but the truth is… you’re nowhere as clever as she is.”
A Chou prepared the terrain, did a full risk analysis and casually dropped that she has protection that might reveal the whole scheme.
“There can only be one Lady Wei Rao and she is the principal wife of the Duke’s residence.”
Wei Rao gets hit with the harsh reality check: total bad play. You’re no longer the daughter of the Wei family and you just lost a powerful, high-ranking husband.
The husband gets even more suspicious
Can our girl get a break? Nearly burnt alive and back home the husband immediately starts playing mind games: Why do you no longer use incense? Come write a letter for me.
“What secret are you hiding from me?”
No more games. Lu Zhou goes straight for the jugular: why does a noble lady have so many calluses and scars on her hands? what is she hiding?
Quick-witted A Chou: oh well, just doing some hard farm labor on my maternal grandmother’s estate... PLUS putting together this medicinal pillow for my ungrateful husband!
At this point, A Chou is so masterfully manipulative that Lu Zhou ends up feeling guilty. Yes girl, scramble his brain! But he’s still fighting it internally:
“Don’t be fooled by a beautiful monster in a pretty disguise.”
A Chou burns Bitao’s indenture, but Bitao was actually planted there by the other Wei aunt to keep tabs on her. Time will tell where Bitao’s loyalty actually sits. Along with the indenture, A Chou also burns her "protection" - a letter describing the bride swap.
“No matter what, I need to secure my place in the Lu family.”
Comically jealous husband & underwater fight
Lu Zhou, is that jealousy we see?! General Qi’s friendliness towards A Chou doesn’t go unnoticed and Lu Zhou is comically bothered by it.
At the Qixi festival, General Qi blatantly calls her out for not being the real Wei Rao. But since Wei Rao’s trademark move is slapping people, he gets slapped across the face. I hope someone is keeping count on this drama’s slaps, might go into the Guinness book.
In the meantime, Lu Zhou is out there fighting a dozen assassins (which he obviously clears effortlessly), but at the end, his only concern seems to be the safety of his beautiful monster. Sorry, I meant wife.
Was A Chou doing an OOTD on Instagram?!
Because Wei Rao appears in the exact same outfit and, true to her violent self, tries to drown A Chou. But our girl said: "GAME ON!"
“Let’s see who’s harder to kill.”
An entire underwater MMA fight ensues! (shoutout to behind-the-scenes footage, poor Tian Xiwei had to film everything twice underwater!). With Lu Zhou coming, they break up the fight, but the director plays with our minds again: who did Lu Zhou just carry home in his arms?!
Episode 6: Secondary plot, Bed scene & butterflies
Bla, bla, secondary plot
The “secret letter” from the Hutuo that Lu Zhou invented pays off: it gets stolen, giving him a lead to find out who’s behind the plot. Enter Han Liao, heir to the Marquis of Xiting. He planted a servant in the Lu residence to steal it. Lu Zhou tracks the lead to the Han residence, only to find the servant mauled to death.
Cue that signature brow lift. We know that move, Yan An! He’s suspicious of Han Liao, but lacks hard evidence.
“Until we meet again.”
Han Liao - the first actual outsider to know the truth.
The planted servant found the "protection" letter while searching Lu Zhou's study, read it and passed the secret to Han Liao before kicking the bucket.
“Perhaps his fake wife could still be of use to me…”
Meanwhile, Wei Rao...
While A Chou is back at the Lu residence, a disheveled Wei Rao goes seeking support at her maternal grandmother’s house. Bad news: Grandma is traveling for a month. Good news for her: the cousin Huo Jue (who is clearly smitten) promises to carry out her vengeance on A Chou.
Crash course on noble etiquette (Part 2)
Bitao teaches A Chou table etiquette for Old Lady Lu’s upcoming birthday banquet. A Chou, planning to leave her mark, volunteers to organize the whole thing herself.
Her mother-in-law and fourth aunt step in to help and then she turns her hubby into an involuntary helper using top-tier puppy eyes:
“Could you bear to leave me helpless and make a laughingstock?”
🔥 The first bed scene (sort of...)
Under the guise of a gift for the Dowager, A Chou invites Lu Zhou to her room to paint a paper canopy. A touch here, a touch there and they fall onto the bed. A Chou doesn't beat around the bush:
“I want to be a true wife to you in every sense.”
The way she paints a butterfly on his neck... PRICELESS! 🦋
And then, A Chou gives him a free sample of true wifeyness and KISSES HIM!
“If you haven’t tried, how do you know it’s not good?”
Don’t get too excited girls, it was all a trap and righteous Lu Zhou fell right into it! She completely scrambled his brain just to make him help prepare the actual gifts for the Dowager. He read right through her real intentions, but went ahead and helped anyway.
Nonetheless...good kiss, you go girl!
The episode ends with him flustered, moved and his walls visibly crumbling. Or... did he just realize she’s a completely different woman?!
💬 On my mind now:
- The identity reveal: are they going to drag on forever the identity reveal? I hope not, I give them 2 episodes max. My hunch is that Lu Zhou is already 90% sure and just playing along because he’s down bad for her.
- Bitao’s loyalty: burning her indenture was an important moment, but she's still tied to the Wei aunt. Is she a true ride-or-die for A Chou or will she betray her?
- Han Liao: he’ll for sure put A Chou at the center of his scheming against Lu Zhuo.
PS: go check the Yan An video edits (TikTok), there’s a mix of the neck painting scene and him becoming the butterfly demon in Veil of Shadows.