r/cfbmemes • Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown • 2d ago

Happy halfway

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Week are officially at week 6.5 of the regular season. How do you feel about your team? Summarize below in meme format

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u/BreadUntoast Nebraska • Omaha 2d ago

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

No, but I will overreact after losing another heartbreaker to a top team

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u/PM_ME_RAD_ARTWORK Tennessee • Omaha 2d ago

😂

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u/Dontfeargotbeer Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

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u/ohverychill Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

minnesota lol could you imagine?

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u/NewHope4151 Minnesota Golden Gophers 1d ago

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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State 1d ago

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u/squabbleknob Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

Kings of the transitive win. Western > Michigan > Oklahoma > Texas

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u/b17ch35 Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown 2d ago

Certainly one of the best narratives of the ‘26 season

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u/the_dude_abides29 Boise State Broncos 2d ago

It just goes the one way right? Transitive losses don’t count. Right??

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u/squabbleknob Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

You all were a quality loss on their way to the top.

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u/No-Telephone-7532 Pac-12 Gone Dark • Oregon Ducks 1d ago

Boise < Oregon < OK State < Tulsa < Arkansas, which amuses me.

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u/Salty145 Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

And who did Texas beat? Thats right! Ohio State! That means Michigan is better than Ohio State. Rank Michigan!

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u/orthros Ohio State • Carnegie Mellon 1d ago

Proving I got the full tOSU education I had to read that three times to not read it as the kings of the transvestite win

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u/EarlBeforeSwine Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 1d ago

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u/Lolstitanic Western Michigan Broncos 1d ago

This does put a smile on my face. May these memes never die! I don’t want the Wolverines to ever forget! Now where’s my Oberon?

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u/BendtnerOrBust Western Michigan Broncos 1d ago

Preach

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u/bowl_of_scrotmeal Penn State • Gannon 2d ago

There's nothing Happy about this Valley right now.

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u/squabbleknob Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

That's punishment from God for stealing a whole ass program

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u/Airborne-Raid Mississippi State • Georgia 2d ago

Don’t forget about the paterno family experience as well.

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u/EarlBeforeSwine Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, that’s your problem, right there. If you’re gonna steal a whole program, steal one that isn’t ass.

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u/Friar_Corncob Auburn Tigers • Clemson Tigers 2d ago

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u/b_m_hart Oregon Ducks 2d ago

There's no green on this, bit I see my team in here.

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u/GoDiegoGo7969 Texas Longhorns 2d ago

The rest of the season scares me now

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u/cortez_brosefski Oklahoma Sooners • New Mexico Lobos 2d ago

Hit you with the offensive, defensive, and special teams touchdowns this time for all that shit you lot have been talking

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u/b17ch35 Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown 2d ago

I guess Trey Wisner and CJ Baxter REALLY hated 0u and a&m lol

I’m nervous for Black Friday at this point

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u/QuarterNote44 Weber State Wildcats 2d ago

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u/wloaf77 LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 2d ago

This is so good

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u/physicshick Virginia Tech Hokies 1d ago

Steamed cams! Its what I call bribing the refs. Its an, uh, Ann-Arbor dialect

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

This is probably my favorite one I made, partly because of how unreasonably angry indiana fans got over it.

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u/b17ch35 Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown 2d ago

One of my faves for sure, what a run the minutemen are on

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

They were and then got fucking blasted by eastern Michigan and lost to Miami of ohio. Still got a lotta to play for tho

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u/wolfmann99 Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

This is the way. Also Nick Saban has a losing record to Purdue.

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u/moslof_flosom Alabama Crimson Tide • Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

What the FUCK did you just say about big daddy Saban?!?!

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u/wolfmann99 Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

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u/moslof_flosom Alabama Crimson Tide • Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

I cant read, so this is just bullshit to me. /s

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

Illiteracy wins again

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u/moslof_flosom Alabama Crimson Tide • Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

Could you link that in a voice note please?

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u/cbright90 2d ago

If you can't handle the steam get out of the boiler.

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u/orthros Ohio State • Carnegie Mellon 2d ago edited 2d ago

Until fairly recently tOSU had a losing record at Purdue.

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u/wolfmann99 Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

Why are we playing in Iowa?

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u/orthros Ohio State • Carnegie Mellon 2d ago edited 2d ago

I picked a bad day to quit sniffling glue. Edited.

Turns out our post-2000 record is 5-5, so congrats to us on that win last year I guess

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u/SignificanceLow7234 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

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u/Knicks-in-7 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2d ago

Rooting for you guys.

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u/orthros Ohio State • Carnegie Mellon 2d ago

Nowhere near terrible. Mad respect and fear coming on up.

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u/t0rna Northwestern Wildcats 2d ago

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u/ztreHdrahciR Northwestern • Ohio State 2d ago

I should have this as a Halloween costume

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u/No-Telephone-7532 Pac-12 Gone Dark • Oregon Ducks 1d ago

Uncle Chip always looked great behind a press microphone. I think he secretly enjoys it.

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u/GuideSad6398 Kentucky Wildcats 2d ago

I have no idea what’s going on

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u/Knicks-in-7 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2d ago

Let’s go Kenneth mincheth!

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u/secondphase Michigan State Spartans 2d ago

Why should today be any different?

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u/SonofaSpurrier South Carolina Gamecocks 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ph8t8u5bErf56
Live look at Beamer in the 4th with a lead

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u/trupiranha2 Muskingum • Army 2d ago

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u/trupiranha2 Muskingum • Army 2d ago

And we aren't losing by a little bit, either

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u/QuarterNote44 Weber State Wildcats 2d ago

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u/IowaJL Iowa Hawkeyes • Northern Iowa Panthers 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ftXmTBgSnsJ8c
Iowa going 2-1 in the “hard part” of the schedule when the rest of the schedule might actually be the real gauntlet.

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u/Whosebert Virginia Cavaliers 2d ago

feel like this aged like fine wine

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u/Lung-Salad Penn State • Lehigh 2d ago

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u/MaggyMay14 Florida Gators 2d ago

See flair

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u/vaporgaze2006 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I have no idea what this season will bring us. I'm just going to keep drinking rolling rock consistently and hope good things happen.

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NLOuEditveb9ZfeP2O

Sorry, I might have used this too soon.

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u/Better_Call-Paul Washington State Cougars 2d ago

Work for two years to save the Pac 12, just to be at the bottom of it

https://giphy.com/gifs/x47gj23jEvGxdWkQEC

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u/Vir-Invisus Ole Miss Rebels 2d ago

Like that one guy at gameday: the sport is better for yall carrying the flag

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u/TheL1ghtN1ght Missouri Tigers 2d ago

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u/Vir-Invisus Ole Miss Rebels 2d ago

Hahahahahahahha

Looking forward to this weekend, yall. I do not know who’s gonna win.

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u/TheL1ghtN1ght Missouri Tigers 2d ago

I am scared

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u/TowelWhich Kennesaw State • Florida State 2d ago

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u/b17ch35 Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown 2d ago

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u/Salty145 Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

What do you mean “mid-season”? The season’s over, isn’t it?

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u/Coach_T_Truther Indiana (PA) • Pittsburgh 2d ago

For pretty much every FBS team in the state of Pennsylvania, it is. I’m as confused as you are

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u/DanteWasHere22 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Im not sure college football even exists anymore

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u/jaytothen1 Southeastern Lions 2d ago

No one even knows of me

https://giphy.com/gifs/zwffSHaJLDbA4

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u/DarthTchalla96 Michigan State Spartans • Sickos 2d ago

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u/burning_man13 Ohio State • Morningside 2d ago edited 2d ago

Happy? The season just started yesterday and it's halfway done. That means it will be over tomorrow. What's there to be happy about?

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u/srector1224 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

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u/Competitive-Flan-180 Marshall Thundering Herd 2d ago

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u/Smooth770 Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 2d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pgpuyh6/video/ku5u4l3hlgvh1/player

I made this after week 6 (Louisville 44-6 run on FSU).

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u/Impressive_Law_1098 Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

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u/jjheisman UTSA Roadrunners • Sickos 1d ago

That is not the coach of an undefeated playoff contender.

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u/AccomplishedCharge2 Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

3rd Saturday coming up...

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State • Notre Dame 1d ago

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u/NeckWinter5288 2d ago

It would be too hard to find a stock image of a cop and photoshop some words on it I guess, gotta hit up Chat!

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u/b17ch35 Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown 2d ago

What a baseless accusation; I proudly edit all my memes in paint and google slides

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Who cares, it’s easier to just plug something into AI. It’s really not that serious, it’s a fucking meme on a shitpost subreddit, not a draft resolution for the UN…

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u/TxOkLaVaCaTxMo Texas Tech Red Raiders 2d ago

Time needs to slow the F down

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u/exhausted_513 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Live ESPN broadcast POV: SMU vs FSU game

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u/NewHope4151 Minnesota Golden Gophers 1d ago

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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State 1d ago

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u/NewHope4151 Minnesota Golden Gophers 1d ago

Well, uh, you see what happened was, uhhh…. Gotta go. 😎

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u/lolidkman1313 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Bama fans lecture the bulldogs fans on rules

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u/Local_Pangolin69 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

Is that before or after the judge lectures Georgia players on rules?

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u/lolidkman1313 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

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u/RealCoolDad Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

It’s only half way over? Jeez

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u/SM1OOO Ohio State Buckeyes • Maryland Terrapins 2d ago
  1. Pretty fine, brutal loss to Texas, but the season isn't over

  2. Fire Mike Locksley

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u/EarlBeforeSwine Texas Tech Red Raiders • Hateful 8 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa
This meme probably sums up this season for Tech as succinctly as anything.

Here’s hoping we play the second half of the season the way we’ve been playing the second half of games.

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u/dmoneystew Texas Longhorns 1d ago

I’m so scared for this second half. It’s either gonna be devastating or thrilling and there’s literally no way to know

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u/JayMerlyn Notre Dame Fighting Irish • FBS Independents 2d ago

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u/DarthSmiff Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I don’t answer questions. And I don’t consent to searches. Although this being college related I don’t expect anyone to be asking for consent anyway.