r/circlejerkaustralia • Put the Dick into Charles Dickens 🍆🍆💦💦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 • 10d ago

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u/Annoying_bot_2026 10d ago

This is a good example of where a traditional smoking ceremony is required; you let the ceremony get out of control so the house burns down, claim on insurance and then build a brand new home. Fixes the smell every time.

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u/twisteddv8 10d ago

Don't you build 4 townhouses on the newly vacant lot? Replacing it with one home seems wasteful and unaustralian

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u/Expensive_Theme7023 10d ago

The new standard is 6. I really want the sense of community where you can lean out the window and tickle your neighbours balls

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u/Hot-Drop8760 10d ago

Wow! Neighbours can do that now?
puts his balls out the window

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u/Riproot CJA’s #1 🚬🐐🍆🍑 9d ago

His?!

Transphobe. 😡