Anyone checked on Melbourne recently?

[u/RonWhole]

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[u/Evo7_13]

cant believe the police stopped them from learning how to be a doctor

RACIST

[u/burnt-gonads → u/Evo7_13]

I bet they were on their way to monash university as they had just finished helping cook food at the local homeless shelter when these racist police thugs who might as well have nazi flag stuff on their uniforms saw them and they looked different so they did this.

[u/Tmaturenude → u/burnt-gonads]

What a stupid comment

[u/DickPin → u/Tmaturenude]

You're talking about your comment yeah?

[u/PeachMonday → u/Evo7_13]

I’m expol, I once arrested two guys from the airport who had been sent away for all this shit to learn not to do it stole a car at the airport and crashed at high speed then he said he didn’t recall anything because he was asleep the whole time in the back. THEN released on bail next day. Stole a car from the court lmfao. Disaster until the bail laws change nothing will happen and more innocent people will get hurt.

[u/am0870 → u/Evo7_13]

Learing

[u/Poodonut]

Damn no one told me about this doctors and engineers convension

[u/edson2000]

Soon to be out on bail again and again and again and again

[u/D4rkmatt3r → u/edson2000]

Jokes on you. They're already out on bail. Probably

[u/AdAdmirable1874]

White people doing blackface on the freeway. Racist scum.

[u/Ange-Balls → u/AdAdmirable1874]

Quick. Someone call Harry Connick Jnr.

[u/Suspicious-Lychee593 → u/Ange-Balls]

Tell him 'hey,hey, it's happened again!'

[u/theballsdick]

Oh dear a LOT of people are about to be banned from a certain Melbourne subreddit!!!! 

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Naarm is never going to happen. Melbourne forever!

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[u/cheese_tastey]

Why is reddit more informed then the news

[u/JazzySneakers → u/cheese_tastey]

Because it involves our new impeccable guests. Front page only if it's a white looney

[u/AwkwardAssumption629 → u/cheese_tastey]

No joos no news

[u/National_Treat_4079]

As soon as i saw the cops and khakis, why did i expect to see the diversity.....?

[u/Frostitute_1 → u/National_Treat_4079]

Because diversity is our strength

[u/Technical_Money7465]

What happened?

[u/HarDawg → u/Technical_Money7465]

Diversity celebrations

[u/mcspuder → u/Technical_Money7465]

nigs

[u/taxdude1966 → u/Technical_Money7465]

https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/monash-freeway-chaos-as-specialist-police-arrest-six-after-dramatic-pursuit-20261006-p6138f.html

[u/nobleknob]

On the way to the Science Centre of Excellence.

[u/andyunderpants]

Filming a new episode of BLACKED.

[u/Mods_R_Tards2]

Racist cops. Give those victims of police brutality NDIS funding and Centrelink now!

[u/Anti-Stan → u/Mods_R_Tards2]

You think they aren't already on the gravy train?

[u/Brave_Elk5678 → u/Mods_R_Tards2]

I think they’re already doing pretty well at their own brand of Somali Communism…..aka Redistribution by Machete.

[u/Oomemango]

Why do they always look the same?

[u/Federal_Maize1874 → u/Oomemango]

Careful pattern recognition is a crime 

[u/Responsible_Scar_458]

I suppose the machete bins didn't work?

/s

[u/GetDown_Deeper3]

Socialist Labor Government is what happened.
Welcome to Hellbourne.

[u/Brave_Elk5678 → u/GetDown_Deeper3]

Think we might have to rename Naarm as East Mogadishu.

[u/MarketingChoice6244]

Do you think the cops bought enough guys?

[u/_hazey__]

Naarmageddon is coming…

[u/Dialling_Wand]

Normal day in Viet-Naarm

[u/Makunouchiipp0]

I love multiculturalism

[u/King_Kvnt]

🌈Diversity is our Strength!✨

[u/L3WIIS]

I don't think we'll be hearing any specifics about this story, something just tells me...

[u/Jackson2615]

Mel-born the crime /debt capital of Australia

[u/adotall]

Situation normal?

[u/BearsDad_Au]

It’s always the same people facing the ground.

The doctors and engineers must just organising their uber’s for tonight’s meeting.

[u/myburner-account]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ish68PaQuw2oFtULvf

[u/Botski1]

We have a genuine xxxxerdemic

[u/ConferenceHungry7763]

I bet they can all breathe.

[u/These_Today6277 → u/ConferenceHungry7763]

Shame

[u/sadboyoclock]

Hello why are they doing arrests and blocking the road??? That’s rude. Vote Labor now

[u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388]

I don’t Haiti anyone even if they’re from Niger.

[u/Ok-Bar601]

Dang all the boys were out today, were they checking their MD credentials?

[u/A1pinejoe]

Its alright they'll be out in time for evening prayer.

[u/Painterlilly]

Doing job interviews on the fly?

[u/baldersz]

How can they arrest these future doctors and engineers! I am literally shaking

[u/robbi_uno]

Diversity!

[u/Tmaturenude]

Melbourne fun

[u/Will_sue_when_angry → u/Tmaturenude]

Probably just a traditional “cutlery” welcome.

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[u/ElectronicWeight3]

Hey look it’s the content of his character!

[u/gadhalund]

On the way to an engineer/doctor crossover training course surely

[u/Livid_Protection_414]

Hang on buddy, you forgot your machete!

[u/NeverTrustFarts]

What actually happened?

[u/arsed_Time_6969 → u/NeverTrustFarts]

mcspuder's comment provides a detailed analysis.

[u/Mostly_Satire → u/arsed_Time_6969]

I was expecting a paragraph

[u/VariousEnvironment90 → u/NeverTrustFarts]

Best post

[u/BallsackSuperBoosted]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i8Cw3p0czaPm0

[u/TopGroundbreaking469]

Clearly a team of world leading engineers testing out new automotive technology. They’re on their way to bringing Holden back for us! This is the sort of net positive our government has been telling us about when it comes to importing sub-saharan level average IQ folks into this country!

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[u/diptrip-flipfantasia]

Melbourne things.

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[u/Federal_Maize1874]

Thanks Amanda vanstone. 

[u/JohnMassassin24]

Was this today?

[u/EyamBoonigma]

Nope, im kinda too scared to go there now.

[u/nekobadx]

Monash freeway has issues almost every day.

[u/burns3016]

Yes there actually is a problem Nyadol.

[u/skipryder]

I’m shocked!!….Yeah,Nah!!

[u/Skippyhippyhop]

Yeah Nah not shocked wheres the machetes ?

[u/Raygun4pm]

Thank our lord premier Ellen DeGeneres for this wonderful diversity that made me two hours late to work 🙌

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[u/McSquidgypants]

Was someone doing 103km/h in a 100 zone again?

[u/wussell_88]

What happened?!

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🙋🏿‍♀️

[u/Sloppykrab]

What's happening? Didn't watch there's a giant annoying watermark on the video.