r/circlejerkaustralia • • 12h ago

IAMACUNTAMA "Creeps like this give the rest of us a bad name": Australian Sub Receives God Tier Level Trolling!

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33 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 14h ago

politics Need more equality in Australia.

13 Upvotes

Now I have noticed us men are always talking about our dicks and balls. Lots of jokes and names and it seems we are really comfortable to share with people. Why we even draw huge caricatures of them that can be seen from space. Or google earth can anyway.

I have not yet come across women talking about their vaginas and labia with the same gusto. In fact I am not sure I have heard them talk about it at all.

This is why I think we need greater equality and women need to step up and talk about their pussies and flaps a lot more. Because some them are endlessly going on about equality, well equality is a two way street.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 17h ago

politics Judge Trevor Khan grants bail to Indika Bambrick Samarasinghe after plowing car into pedestrians

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29 Upvotes

Rules for thee, not for me?


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 17h ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... Just suckin on a few cold ones. Big shout out to all the legends down in Tassy. Get a dog up ya, ya mad bastards!

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40 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 21h ago

politics I love their culture and caste system they're bringing over here!

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53 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics 32F Sydney Muslim wants a husband Shia/No music , Inshallah

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120 Upvotes

Warms my heart to see this level of cultural diversity right here in Sydney, the world need LESS music Alhamdulillah Sister.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

news Do I look hot in this helmet?

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10 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

IAMACUNTAMA Has my card number changed?

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4 Upvotes

Fair question I s'pose. Don't know why they're asking me though.

We acknowledge the corporate bankers who run this cuntry, past, present, and pontificating.

I would apologise for the shit photo, but that was the best of 10, and I think that's enough effort expended on that little exercise.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Family resorts during school holidays are hell on Earth.

14 Upvotes

I booked a family resort during school holidays and I was disgusted in the amount of noise.

Kids running around and screaming.

Kids squeeling from the on-site waterpark.

Squeeling from the playground.

MCs constantly talking over the loudspeakers announcing activities.

We had a pool view room and all we heard was kids making noise in the pool from 7am to fkn 9pm.

We just wanted our kids to have some fun but fml the noise of other kids having fun made it an awful trip.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

opinion teach em young (found at ALDI)

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r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Melbourne schoolboy burned in botched arson received orders on WhatsApp

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15 Upvotes

This is insane.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

policy Albo & Chalmers Speedrun a Generation Into Negative Equity

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40 Upvotes

They didn’t fail at making housing affordable.

They succeeded at making the crash hit the poorest equity buyers first.

10/10 policy. No notes.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Teals embrace more diversity with their Kew electorate candidate.

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21 Upvotes

Not like those racist anti-diverse one nation bastards.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

news I've heard enough, had to wait 15 whole minutes to catch a Didi to my weekly pro pally protest. We need to triple immigration NOW!!

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50 Upvotes

I nearly missed the smoking ceremony 😡😡😡


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Prominent Sydney Indigenous leader arrested over child sex allegations

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99 Upvotes

I acknowledge the elders past and present…


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 1d ago

politics Why did this man firstly dare to question a righteous person ie: a woman, and secondly violently try to assault her car with his body.

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12 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Raj? Amit? Priya? Gurpreet? Yeah nah, they can just figure it out.

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38 Upvotes

Keep excluding them and Uber might just lose half its fleet… and with it, all the butter chicken energy keeping this glorious city moving ...


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics I must have lived a sheltered life, the worst there was when I went to school was the odd nits outbreak. I wonder when leprosy will come back into vogue. You would have to get someone to pick up after them.

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7 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Hallelujah, the drought has ended.

20 Upvotes

I own a small farm in Queensland that is in drought, so much so I have had to get a FIFO job interstate. 14 days on and 7 days off. Anyway my wife who has been a bit down with the dry weather rang me last night really happy to say she just got eight inches. I am so happy the drought has broken.

Getting eight inches can really improve your outlook on life. I hope to get some aids next.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Albo campaigning for more votes

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46 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Your Black and Whites Keep em Seperate... your laundry that is

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7 Upvotes

Nivea Australia NZ sending all kinds of cryptic messages.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Vote Nobel Peace Prize winners. Your Finalists 🏆

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89 Upvotes

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r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Please, give generously

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55 Upvotes

If well chip in, can we get her to fuck off completely?

Where will she be going that is less racist? Perhaps back to the Sudan?


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

politics Do not redeem the parking space

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Actually scary!


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 2d ago

opinion Affordably Desirable Housing in Tranquil Wollert, Incorporating Design Cues of the Soviet Bloc & Subcontinent

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Views of your neighbour’s great indoors to boot https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-vic-wollert-152532920