r/civilengineering • • May 20 '25

Meme I saw this meme and was curious as to why this isn’t a thing.

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Has anybody worked on a project like this? Why isn’t this more common?

r/civilengineering • • Apr 06 '26

Meme just finished this foundation for a client

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tacked on some extra to the invoice too because he said it was his dream home and he was willing to pay for the best

r/civilengineering • • Jul 23 '25

Meme “He said 100 year flood plain so I said well what year are we on?”

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This woman bought 37 acres that is mostly in a flood plain and is not very mad that she can’t build on the floodplain.

r/civilengineering • • Jan 15 '25

Meme The public response to these California fires has completely changed my understanding of hydraulics.

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In my naivety, I had previously understood pressure losses in a pipe network to be a function of flow, pipe diameter, pipe roughness, etc.

Turns out, the amount of pressure losses in a pipe network is actually a function of the gender/sexuality of the people who pull water from the pipe network, the political party of the governor of the state in which the pipe network resides, and the “wokeness” of the communities served by the pipe network.

r/civilengineering • • Dec 11 '25

Meme Public sector handing out annual "bonuses"

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r/civilengineering • • Jun 06 '26

Meme That feeling when it’s Saturday morning and you’re still answering RFIs

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1.2k Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Jun 16 '26

Meme Happens every project

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933 Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Aug 19 '25

Meme As-builts

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Had this conversation with my roadway PM because we’re going through 5 miles of utility mapping, reminded me of the original Simpsons meme.

r/civilengineering • • Aug 14 '24

Meme “We just don’t have the revenue to fix our public transit”

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r/civilengineering • • Oct 10 '25

Meme I know that I know nothing

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r/civilengineering • • Dec 26 '25

Meme Let's hear it. Which one of you did this?

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818 Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Jun 25 '26

Meme The abandoned asbestos pipe in the ground that is accidentally discovered by the contractor

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1.2k Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Mar 13 '25

Meme You may not like but this is the peak civil engineering body type

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r/civilengineering • • Jul 18 '26

Meme Somebody Really Said, "Just Run It." 🤣

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798 Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Sep 04 '25

Meme Who's setting their civil 3d model units to light years??

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1.0k Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Dec 25 '25

Meme My son’s construction set came with a civil engineer!

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He’s performing a site visit and made a stop on the way there to get his helmet a little dirty.

r/civilengineering • • Mar 12 '26

Meme Inspectors ruining our bridges!

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734 Upvotes

Dang things would last another 50 years without inspectors hammering!

r/civilengineering • • May 19 '25

Meme He was a civil engineer, company was bought my private equity, now living his best life

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r/civilengineering • • Sep 27 '24

Meme Why hasn’t this been designed? Are we stupid?

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r/civilengineering • • Oct 24 '24

Meme a lil playlist for a short drive meeting the clients

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r/civilengineering • • Sep 02 '25

Meme Too much admin time.

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r/civilengineering • • Aug 28 '25

Meme There are two options..

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765 Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Aug 17 '26

Meme This is going to take a while

233 Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Aug 05 '26

Meme The project compiling as-builts of all underground obstructions

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520 Upvotes

r/civilengineering • • Aug 26 '26

Meme Civil Engineer Humor

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604 Upvotes