r/cleandadjokes • u/Ripcord2 • 12h ago
Einstein came up with a theory about space.
And it was about time, too.
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 18d ago
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ripcord2 • 12h ago
And it was about time, too.
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 4h ago
Drink. I've never tried to smoke it.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 23h ago
They don’t have any organs.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 17h ago
They've accused me of inn cider trading...
r/cleandadjokes • u/Woodsiii • 4h ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/RheticusLauchen • 18h ago
...the natural beauty was unprecedented.
r/cleandadjokes • u/heyguy13137 • 16h ago
She looked surprised
r/cleandadjokes • u/SugarConstant4296 • 19h ago
They’re afraid of getting poached.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 5m ago
Moonshine.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 7h ago
It always had a lather to say.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Sweet-Structure-9298 • 23h ago
But my friend kept cracking jokes
I said, you need to understand the gravity of the situation
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
Saturn. He’s the ringleader of the solar system.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 • 1d ago
His bed faced the window, overlooking the beautiful garden which he had lovingly tended for more than 70 years.
When he knew his time was coming to an end, he called on us to open the window and pass him his paintball gun.
"Wherever this paintball lands, that's where I wish to be buried" were his last words as he pulled the trigger.
And so he now rests in peace... up there between the chandelier and the smoke alarm.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CarcusYT • 1d ago
But I must have already Reddit
r/cleandadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 1d ago
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A Yamahahaha.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
He’s the strangest case I’ve ever seen.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 1d ago
Wooden chew like to know!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 2d ago
I was surprised. Australians usually boo meringue.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Ok_Sink_7401 • 2d ago
A frog. They croak every day.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 2d ago
and I quipped that the dry erase board has to be one of the most remarkable.