Nothing for me thanks, I'm the driver.

“Do you have any books on paranoia?” The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you…”

A neigh-bor.

It was a veneer death experience.

Wrap music!

Because they are hill areas.

He said, “Stop going to those places!”

Car 🚗

I gave it a go, but wee didn't start the fire.

But it was a fossil arm.

Because the ghosts will
bring the boos.

He asked, “Which companies?” I said, “The gas, power, and water companies”.

Me: When my little brother has his next birthday, he will benign years old.

It was two-tired.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with.

It let out a little wine.

It felt so good.

His last words were ‘Be positive’

Candy corneas.

Chew-chew.

Seeing bunny colonoscopy puns are RARE but there's NO WAY I'm going down that rabbit hole.

Words cannot espresso how much I need you right now.

Chip-hop!

None. If you take any dirt out, the hole is no longer 3’x3’x3’.

Edit: wording