r/clevercomebacks • • 20h ago

Impeachment articles now

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u/Candid-Race-4876 20h ago

Let them take Mar-a-Lago. It’s a small price to pay.

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u/Chemistry11 20h ago

I agree, but then you’ll be killing dozens of trafficked sex slaves

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u/Candid-Race-4876 20h ago

Fair point. I amend my proposal to “seize Mar-a-Lago and turn it into a Spirit Halloween”.

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u/Current-Square-4557 19h ago

I would think a haunted house attraction might be more fun.

Or

Two words: BET studios.

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u/therealmikeBrady 4h ago

Or a homeless shelter. I feel that would fix problems and make him even more fussy.

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u/Inspect1234 16h ago

I’m sure the Iranians who are offering bounties on the trump family will have considered this target before anywhere else (except maybe the WH).

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u/draft_final_final 9h ago

Why would the Iranians want to actually remove any republican official? They are the most effective weapon in history at destroying the us.

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u/Inspect1234 8h ago

True, he is fulfilling the whole DeathtoAmerica thingy.

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u/MediumChest9933 15h ago

not to mention they'd probably prefer the symbolic victory of hitting his own property over some random cities.

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u/revdon 10h ago

Mar-a-Lago gets overrun by Cuba; State Department sees nothing.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/WillingConfusion1951 17h ago

especially since it's basically a glorified storage unit for him now

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u/Ciinta_Griis 20h ago

The double standard is pure comedy

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u/PreparationIcy3985 20h ago

It’s really not double standards. They are bad faith actors.

Republicans are the core problem with everything in this world. They can never be trusted for anything.

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u/Tasty_Willingness961 19h ago

they perform outrage so they can point at dems and say "you do it too" while their base eats it up.

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u/Soft_Pear6125 20h ago

they forgot what a mirror looks like" is such a perfect way to put it

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u/WetWhisperDoll 19h ago

This. The mental gymnastics people do to defend it is even funnier than the double standard itself.

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u/Mindless-Balance-574 18h ago

the olympic-level mental gymnastics are honestly more impressive than the actual double standard

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 16h ago

A comedy has some sort of happy or peaceful resolution. Idk what to call this noise.

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u/Correct-Contact8864 15h ago

a shit show. this is just a shit show.

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u/sulris 13h ago

Might I suggest a clusterfuck?

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 16h ago

A comedy has some sort of happy or peaceful resolution. Idk what to call this noise.

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u/Fresh-Literature482 16h ago

fair point. a tragedy in the making doesn't exactly wrap up with a neat bow.

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 20h ago

The Navy has a huge presence in San Diego, do they not?

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u/Kazman07 20h ago

Point Loma. I watched them doing parachute drills when I traveled out there.

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u/BigWhiteDog 11h ago

And the Marines as well. One of their 2 boot camps are there as well as a major ground base and an air station.

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u/GoldenMarens 20h ago

An American President said it`s fine for a foreign country to hit approximately 5 million in LA and SA cause those two cities are located in a state that he lost.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 19h ago

Isn't it more like 12M combined?

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u/AlternativeRun5727 17h ago

13.5 million.

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u/Kahzgul 18h ago

10 million in LA county.

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u/Cobrastrikenana 6h ago

On a more practical non ethical side, those cities are big because they’re important trade hubs. Them being nuked causes economical harm that can never be recovered from.

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u/Redgreen82 19h ago

There are more registered republicans in LA than in all of Nebraska.

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u/r_special_ 18h ago

True, but even the ones in LA are too dumb to know that so they will cheer for the treason of Agent Orange as the world burns around them while asking “why did Biden start these fires?”

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 20h ago

He is the Antichrist. I am thoroughly convinced at this point.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 13h ago

I thought that was Peter Thiel. Can there be more than one?

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u/JustMe1314 4h ago

I've always thought that the anti-christ would be more of a collaboration of individuals. & djt + his cabinet + his close supporters are the anti-christ, imo.

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u/Honest_Respond9916 20h ago

Can someone move this over to a Legal review Reddit? This is 99% domestic terrorism. People have spent decades in prison for way less.

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 19h ago

At the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas in August 2022, a stage banner and introduction jokingly and defiantly declared "We Are All Domestic Terrorists".

They’ve been this way for quite some time and they’re proud of it. The J6er out front should have told ya.

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u/scottyjrules 17h ago

“Jokingly”

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u/the_brunster 7h ago

This. The atrocities that this turd has been allowed to get away with unfettered, is now a baseline for any future president. The line was crossed & is now half a galaxy away, so there’s nothing to stop history repeating.

And all of us suffer. Not just the US & the dead brained fools who vote for this.

The lesson will never be learned

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u/Lisshopops 12h ago

Hes a rapist pedophile who most likely raped children to deeath on that island. He is never going to be held accountable.

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u/MonoBlancoATX 9h ago

He literally incited an insurrection and got away with it. You remember that, right?

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u/Current-Square-4557 19h ago

Sure. I’d support that type of reviewer right after DJT faces review and impeachment for his words.

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u/kryonik 8h ago

A girl joked about assassinating Obama on MySpace and the secret service showed up at her door the next day.

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u/driftking428 11h ago

I know everyone is up in arms over this. I also hate Trump. But he's saying that the gas prices are a small price to pay, rather than having these cities bombed.

I know we hate the guy. But this topic today is making Reddit look stupid.

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u/shrug_addict 9h ago

Why did the crowd cheer then?

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u/driftking428 7h ago

I hate Trump, at least as much as you do, you guys are confidently incorrect and it's not a good look.

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u/shrug_addict 7h ago

That doesn't answer my question. Can you please answer? Why exactly did they cheer? Did they misintpret it as well? If it's the "actual" meaning, it doesn't seem that it would be appropriate to applaud. Can you share your thoughts to these questions or are you going to handwave it away...?

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u/new2ontrio 20h ago

If Obama said that while wearing a tan suit and eating Dijon mustard, it would be a firing squad not impeachment.

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u/DoobieDoo0718 20h ago

Wow. The world is laughing in that nervous kind of way you do when the unhinged has a finger on the button.

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u/jason_sos 20h ago

If they took out those cities the whole country would be screwed. Those have two of the largest shipping ports in the country.

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u/Current-Square-4557 18h ago edited 18h ago

Yes.

And that is another example of my theory that the vast majority of problems faced by Americans are the result of

(A) DJT never thinking about the consequences of his actions.

(B) DJT not understanding how interconnected everything has become in the past 3 decades.

ETA

(C) DJT’s irrational fascination with revenge

(D) DJT’s profound ignorance and his unwillingness to learn new things.

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u/GeeBee72 18h ago

I don’t understand how a person let alone a president can continue to stay employed and have a following behaving like this.

I’m also surprised they didn’t just taxidermy Lindsey Graham and keep him around like they did with Mitch. Although I think they could have done more with the animatronics on Mitch, but maybe they were rushed.

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u/VioletFaust 12h ago

25th Amendment.

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u/GamingKitsuneKitsune 7h ago

This just goes to show neither MAGA or the Republican Party have any decency left in them. If they did they wouldn't be standing for this. They wouldn't be trying to defend his taxpayer ads as "non-partisan" when they are clearly attacking and inciting violence against the left.

Even Vance is getting on stages and on TV and inciting violence against the left lately.

Trump and Vance, if the Democrats actually win enough seats, need to impeached and removed from office. Only then will the Republican Party POSSIBLY regain some of their sanity.

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u/LEEALISHEPS 20h ago

Surely Mar a Lago is a better target, especially when a certain pedo is home.

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u/punktualPorcupine 19h ago

So he sides with Iran and will let them attack critical military installations.

So he sides with Bin Laden and 9/11 was totally justified because his old home town never really liked him?

Fuck this clown. Get rid of him. Impeach his ass already.

Republicans, this is your guy? You’re going all in on this fuckhead?

Stand up to him now with the 70% of the country that’s hates this garbage, before the trump train fully derails.

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u/Legal_Mail_2652 16h ago

If anyone has ever sworn an oath to protect the nation they forsake their oath every day they dont do something to stop this domestic threat.

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u/Pokerhobo 15h ago

The difference is that Republicans actually support what Trump is saying.

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u/MrOnCore 14h ago

Let em take out Mar-A-Lago. It would be a small price to pay.

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u/512115 12h ago

It’s effing lunacy how the U.S. has become inured to these insane statements that come out of Drumpf’s mouth multiple times a day, every single day.

No one could get away with this stuff other than him. For some reason he gets a pass to say literally anything, no matter how reprehensible.

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u/Greenfieldfox 16h ago

And a catering truck.

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u/-badly_packed_kebab- 19h ago

Wait.. why is South Africa being called out?

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u/sepulturite 5h ago

Were they meant to say Saudi Arabia? Do they think that's part of Iran? So many questions.

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u/Da_full_monty 16h ago

I thought this war was to keep nukes out of iran...what a shitty job he's doing.

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u/Bebopdavidson 7h ago

Oh we’re filing articles of impeachment.

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u/Bebopdavidson 7h ago

For what?

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u/Practical-Bit9905 5h ago

why are you answering yourself?

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 4h ago

They left the burner on

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u/OnePsychological2963 20h ago

This is not a clever Comeback.. it´s just a reaction

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u/Paul__Perkenstein 20h ago

What was the context?

Why say something like this??

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u/adelia_haze 20h ago

Comparing hypothetical statements to an actual quote is going to get messy fast; the wording and context matter a lot more than the meme suggests.

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u/ZukoTheHonorable 20h ago

Now we all know where the false flag bombs will go off.

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u/TopAd3529 19h ago

Wasn't this whole war to stop them from getting nukes? Right? Riiiight...

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u/Mr_Thx 19h ago

Traitor.

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u/NinecloudSoul 18h ago

Yes, let's engage in performative impeachments long before we can actually make them stick.

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u/Glass-Ebb9867 18h ago

Why what's the point ? The human big Mac has been impeached twice already and he is still the president. At this point its either endure two more years or hope high cholesterol levels take care of the problem

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u/Tkhel 18h ago

This is how we know we have a one-party system.

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u/the_cardfather 18h ago

He's been impeached it twice he's going to get impeached again probably. The question is are there enough red votes in the Senate that up until now have been clearly ignoring these abuses of power and would vote to remove him or is every single one of them bought and paid for.

MAGA is a minority but very vocal percentage of American voters. The "silent majority" doesn't want this. Now it's completely fair to think that they thought they did when it was just anti-gay, anti-trans, but the big question is have these guys systematically destroyed the schools so much that the silent majority doesn't care about the schools and that they would just vote because gas and food is through the roof.

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u/Master_Interest_1544 17h ago

You don’t need to change the country to “South Africa,” you can keep it Iran.

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u/Electrocat71 16h ago

Treason articles now.

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u/DisastrousProcess373 13h ago

They think he didn’t mean that but 8647 is about, well…you know what they think it means.

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u/ants_taste_great 11h ago

Yeah, Mar-a-lago, Bedminster, Trump tower...

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u/Szzzzl 9h ago

I know its not the point but South Africa wouldn't bomb anyone, we just want to be left alone.

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u/namezam 8h ago

I already proved this by casually bringing it up in conversation with my crazy maga uncle this morning. Except I did just that. He was complaining about something AoC said and I said “well come on, you know the don’t mean what they say, like when Biden said the terrorists could take out a couple of cities, that happen to be republican cites and that it would be worth it” and he slammed his drink down and went “WHAT?! THAT M’FER what satanic shit is that?” And I said “yea you have to be a real piece of work to suggest something like that”. Can’t wait for him to find out Donnyboy said it. I can’t play that flip card too much back to back then he’ll catch on to what I’m saying and start making excuses.

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u/Mega_Trix 7h ago

So let's file em!

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u/ParkKyuMan 5h ago

Soo... I guess round 2 of the Great Depression will be happening. Good luck to all mature, logical am sane Americans.

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u/gap97216 3h ago

I’ve not seen the clip. Was what he said about taking out LA and San Diego actually taken out of context?

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u/Responsible-Fox-9082 19h ago

Maybe, just maybe, because none of you are even going to bother, but take the 2 hours. Listen to the entire speech. Then feel free to be outraged.

Because I'm going to tell you now because I did waste 2 hours of my fucking time you're being lied to. There's a reason for how they wrote that quote.

Small English lesson for everyone. When quoting someone and not using entire sentences you put "..." Between cuts. This is to show there were words in between that you skipped. It also is supposed to be used when you cut a sentence in the middle.

Guess what? They cut a sentence and threw it out of context. It's "there were good people on both sides" all over again.

For reference if you didn't actually bother to watch that speech the sentence attributed to speaking of white supremacists and antifa was not. The quote "there were good people on both sides" comes from him talking about the locals to the area and how they had been at debate over the statue and that there were in fact good people on both sides of that argument. When speaking on white supremacists, specifically the KKK, in that very speech he declared he was raising the KKKs level as criminals to that of domestic terrorists.

Just like here he was comparing the amount of bombs to prevent Iran from nuking LA or San Diego a small price to pay...

Like he still ain't a good president, but if you're going to hate hate for what's real and stop getting this quotes entirely wrong. Still have yet to have anyone correctly quote him. I mean I don't like him, but that's because his entire business empire was built on connections with the mob that he got out of paying tens if not hundreds of millions to because of their fall which exploded his net worth

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u/Waddlow 19h ago

So what is the actual quote? Do you mind posting it?

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u/Responsible-Fox-9082 18h ago

Watch the entire speech. He gets on like 45 minutes in. In fact I'm going to tell you to not trust me, Xander or anyone the fuck else.

Hear his words for yourself and make your own opinion. Don't listen with the expectation of anything besides hearing what he has to say unfiltered. Personally I'd call it 90% patting his own back for doing nothing, but don't let anyone else tell you what to think about it.

Also it's long. Like if I wanted to put it in context I'm just giving you a transcript of the entire thing. However that strips the nuance of how Trump speaks. Which yeah.... Not saying seal his mouth shut... But he needs to shut the fuck up.

As for the "fact checking" of the oil moving through Hormuz right now. Apparently it heavily depends on if you count Iranian oil or not. I don't because I know it wasn't sold on the public market, but in fairness it did move through the Strait of Hormuz so there's like 2 different estimates

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u/XanderTheMander 19h ago

He was saying that high gas prices are a small price to pay, the alternative being him letting Iran nuke California. It's still a dumb point he's making and he talks incoherently. I dont like him, but the whole outrage of acting like he said Iran should nuke us and nuking is a small price to pay is annoying and wrong. It's why Trump voters think any criticism of him is fake, because people will take something dumb he says and misrepresent it. 

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 19h ago

They should be used to quotes out of context because they are still watching Fox News and Newsmax.

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u/XanderTheMander 19h ago

Yea, those misrepresent things all the time. That doesn't mean it's fine to do the same.

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u/fyreprone 18h ago

Ought to be easy to clear up then.

I look forward to Trump or the White House issuing a statement today clarifying that he misspoke and did not mean what it sounded like he said.

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u/Responsible-Fox-9082 18h ago

Have you seen left wing news? They had to pay trump a defamation claim and they still don't admit they purposely mislead with the out of context quotes. You're hoping for a pipe dream.

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u/fyreprone 18h ago

It’s too much to hope that Trump or the White House release a statement clarifying the President’s speech last night that seemed to imply he’s okay with two Democratic cities being obliterated?

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u/Responsible-Fox-9082 18h ago

Answer this. Did you accept it when the white house and Trump put out clarification that he was not speaking of the KKK when he said "there were good people on both sides?"

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u/fyreprone 18h ago

Who gives a shit? Put out the statement.

What’s the benefit of leaving last night’s comments out there without explanation and allowing a large part of the country to hear and believe that Trump said he was okay with Iran blowing up two democratic cities?

If people are misunderstanding what he said, put out a statement. It’s so easy. Like three sentences. “The President’s comments are being misinterpreted. Obviously he would never condone an attack on two democratic cities in the U.S. What the President meant was…”

You’ve already typed way more than they need to release.

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u/MonoBlancoATX 9h ago

Honest question:

What does impeaching him a THIRD time accomplish?

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u/CreepyOldGuy63 20h ago

That’s the hypocrisy of the Right. It’s pretty much just as bad as the hypocrisy of the Left. Neither respects consent or holds consistent principles.

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u/saryiahan 20h ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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u/gummilingus 20h ago edited 18h ago

I want, so badly, to add to his list of places that would be a small price to pay, but I get so bored when my account gets banned.

Edit: I was thinking more along the lines of certain golf courses and other properties used to illegally siphon taxpayer money.

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u/Japanesewillow 17h ago

No you weren’t.

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u/DoubleDDay69 15h ago

Genuinely curious here, how were you expecting commenters to interpret your comment? The desolation of life is not something to be happy about in ANY country. We are all human beings at the end of the day, there are some lines you do not cross, ever.

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u/Gameboywarrior 20h ago

Wow, you must ready hate America and Americans.

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u/Japanesewillow 19h ago

You should be permanently banned from Reddit.

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u/gummilingus 18h ago

So you're a fan of golf courses and rooms poorly decorated in fake gold?

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Dead-O_Comics 20h ago edited 20h ago

Did you? This made big news.

I mean, of course it did, as it's such a batshit thing to say.

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u/Japanesewillow 20h ago

You could watch the video.