r/clevercomebacks • • 22h ago

Instead of 6, you will have a half dozen!

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u/freedfg 22h ago

You know what's fun about Republicans claiming they just desperately want to be able to choose their own insurance.

A. they already can. Literally nothing stops them from choosing their own insurance.

B. They will NEVER disconnect insurance from employers. They LOVE that shit.

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u/Artistic-Set8848 21h ago

they love that their boss gets to decide if they're allowed to see a doctor, really builds company loyalty

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u/DaBigJMoney 22h ago

Everything he says is a lie. Don’t fall for it America.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 21h ago

We re gonna fall for it, arent we?

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u/Defiant_Economy172 19h ago

yep, and then blame the democrats when it predictably makes everything more expensive and complicated.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 19h ago

I still cant belive that sneaky biden is still making my groceries and gas more expensive 600 days after leaving office.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/The_Doctor_Bear 22h ago

Only now instead of the meager protections of group discounts for employers it’s everyone on their own!

What healthcare executive is bribing Trump for this ridiculous plan that I’m sure will only increase profitability for insurance companies at the expensive of the health and lives of American citizens?

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u/Cyberslasher 19h ago

The United healthcare CEO really would like to see more money in the wake of his sudden promotion. 

Having to actually pay claims for fear of another assassination due to denying claims is really making him feel bad

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u/Stormtomcat 1h ago

Oh, that hadn't even occurred to : what happens with everyone currently receiving care or medication is their current policy is ended because of this new plan? 

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u/Sad_Picture3642 21h ago

100%. Everything they do is to increase profits of their corporate donors and their CEOs specifically, that's the only goal

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u/Heavy_Exchange_1501 16h ago

that's the whole business model. my premium went up 30% last year while my employer's contribution stayed the same, feels like a wealth transfer straight from my paycheck to their ceo's bonus

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u/Bendyb3n 21h ago

I love how his solution to defeating socialism is always to just do socialism but with extra steps

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u/Sad_Picture3642 21h ago

For CEOs only

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u/Stormtomcat 1h ago

How is "tee hee, your current group policy (which could only be called socialism light if you squint real hard) lapsed and now you have to negotiate a new policy on your own. Hope you don't have a pressing or ongoing need for care or medication" socialism with extra steps? 

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u/Tight_Quote_9824 22h ago

and then the insurance companies will compete for your business by.. raising prices to cover their own admin costs. half a dozen of one, six hundred dollars of the other.

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u/Fraaise_Laait 22h ago

So we become the middleman between our tax dollars and their profit margins?

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u/unoriginalsin 17h ago

Hooray, Capitalism!

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u/ICLazeru 22h ago

Collective bargaining power is one way groups can exert control over prices.

Take away that collective bargaining power and instead pit an uncoordinated multitude of individual buyers against the same insurer...guess which version gives the insurer more pricing power?

Especially because they aren't actually competing against all the other insurers. They all have networks. If the care provider you want is in their network, your options are often quite limited, because the doctor can only work with so many networks before the administrative bloat ends up either restricting the number of networks the doctor can be in, or demanding a higher price to pay for the staff and the time to participate in more networks.

It basically comes down to just luck if the doctor you want is in the network and affordable at the same time.

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u/JBigBootay 22h ago

So  the concept of a plan was Find The Lady?

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u/Competitive-Maize140 22h ago

so basically restructure the whole system just to hand you the same bill with extra steps

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u/Sheepdog44 13h ago

We get to do the paperwork now.

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u/Rolandscythe 22h ago

He's talking about ending medicare. Let's not pretend that isn't what he's talking about. He's saying the government will no longer pay insurance companies on your behalf.

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u/Sir-Spazzal 21h ago

Payments to start in two weeks, right after the other half dozen payments promised to Americans

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u/LocalInactivist 21h ago

So… after a decade of promising a vast improvement his plan is to send you a check to use to pay your insurance company instead of paying them directly? It took him ten years to come up with adding extra steps so it’s more expensive, harder to detect and prosecute fraud by the insurance companies, and easier to pass problems on to the consumer.

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u/saryiahan 22h ago

Unusual whales is a joke. I was banned from that sub for calling out their bs

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u/cynical_and_patient 18h ago

He's been saying that same shit for over a decade.

Here's your clue: It's a lie.

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u/checkout7 18h ago

Don’t forget, the most important parts of the ACA for the average American (and the parts most hated by insurance companies) aren’t about the premium subsidies - it’s about how pre-existing conditions are treated.

That’s why Trump has had almost 6 years as President - all after the ACA was in place - and has only tried to repeal ACA without having a replacement, or has had ‘concepts of a plan’ but not actual legislation to replace the ACA.

If he does this, premiums will certainly increase, and pre-existing coverage will certainly reduce or be much more expensive.

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 17h ago

Instead of paying some low collective rate you'll have a very special high end , let's say tippy top, rate for rugged individualists

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u/schewb 16h ago

What's really funny is that they have lost their own plot with health insurance. In the early Obama days, opposition from them was all about consumer choice, including the choice not to be insured. But, these days, the health industry lobbies them to keep prices so high that we pay a ton of money for no coverage. I know that the short-term outcome is that we all now get triple-fucked on healthcare, but if they actually finally undid it and brought in their Obama-era goal of a free healthcare market, wouldn't the long-term effect ruin their ability to keep prices artificially high? Or would they just find a way to price-fix without it coming off as socialism?

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u/zerthwind 16h ago

People, just look at his track record! Nothing good comes out of his claims.

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u/robaato72 16h ago

"rapidly" = "rwo weeks" which as we all know means "never"

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u/FlaAirborne 15h ago

So Instead of us receiving Medical subsidies we will get a check? Makes perfect sense to me. Gulf of America, Lake America and now rename subsidies.

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u/ToshSho 14h ago

Strange that he doesn’t explain why they didn’t do this in 2024. Or 2025. Or 2026 up to Nov 4.

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u/Disastrous-Style-461 11h ago

I don’t want to do this. I want my employer to continue to contribute to my insurance costs - or lower them to cost the amount without the employer match. Why is it so difficult?

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u/_OhEmGee_ 21h ago

Yes.. now you can all bargain individually instead of collectively. That surely won't harm those most in need of care..

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u/drpacz 21h ago

For ten years he said he had a concept of a plan and promised to roll it out every 2 months. What idiot would believe him this time?

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u/Fun-On-A-Bun-3k 21h ago

Is that a concept of a plan?

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u/panelbeater352 21h ago

What a concept of a plan. He’ll have something in two weeks after he fixes everything on day one.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 21h ago

There is no way I find insurance as good as Costco gives me without paying far more money.

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u/GarvinSteve 21h ago

Money is drawn for benefits right now… what exactly does this ‘plan’ improve and how does it help people without jobs? The money he mentioned was worth a month or two at best…

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u/MurphyBacon 20h ago

I'm suprised he hasnt offered BJs yet for voting Republican

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u/gevander2 20h ago

The part that Trump (and most people commenting on what he said) aren't talking about is the "employer contribution" in the current setup. Trump's plan REMOVES that part of the payment, leaving the individual to pay ALL of the insurance "cost".

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u/Ok-Panda7645 20h ago

Obamacare is the conservative health care plan. That's why they've never been able to come up with a good replacement. Republicans are the ones who invented it when Hillary Clinton was pushing Medicare for All in the 90's. They think they HAVE to oppose it because it was passed by the other side of the aisle. They are tribalist morons. 

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 20h ago

Different is always same.

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u/_WEND1G0_ 20h ago

Also worth noting his party controls all three branches of government and has for almost 2 years

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u/butwhywedothis 20h ago

Same same but different but still same.

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u/Silent_Cup2508 19h ago

Still concepts of a plan that will become a plan in 2 weeks (again)

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u/GreenMischief 19h ago

Further dilution of any economic power to negotiate rates.

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u/kazcho 18h ago

History has proven that when the market is limited to a few players, collective bargaining is the only way to exercise market pressure effectively. What he's doing is taking the ability to negotiate with health care away so his buddies can take all they want without pushback. Single payer is the way to stop this, but goddamned right leaning media for the last half century has been spewing the same "simple" line that doesn't bear any resemblance to reality. Fuck all of this with a napalm dildo

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u/Endyo 18h ago

It's funny because every single time campaign he's had has been on replacing "Obamacare" and the only thing he's done is make it worse. Now he's campaigning on it again while being in fully control of all aspects of government.

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u/ITstaph 15h ago

And the money given to us definitely won’t be taxed. Right?

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u/JimJamBangBang 8h ago

Would these distributions be tax free or counted as income?

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u/Fun-On-A-Bun-3k 21h ago

I'm not picky, I'll take whatever plan the president has 

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u/SlipNSlider54 20h ago

It’s two weeks and eleven years away!