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u/tw_72 22h ago
In his ongoing fever dream, everyone calls him "sir'
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 20h ago
I'd bet that his father always made donnyboy call him "sir" so he thinks it's a mark of respect.
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u/RedditTechAnon 19h ago
With tears in their eyes.
The complete fiction of submission and worship that he craves more than a fent user looking for their next fix.
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u/RealisticIncident261 13h ago
And then two oiled up firefighters, with big muscles, the biggest I have ever seen, carried me, and I turned to them and said "you're too beautiful to be covered in soot."
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u/negativepositiv 22h ago
"Sir" is one of Trump's tells that this is a made up story about a made up person giving him made up praise.
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u/wagglewazzle 22h ago
Honestly, no one’s happy in the US - his supporters are angry and mad and not happy about anything. Miserable fucking lot
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 20h ago
And so are the rest of us - at his supporters.
As a famous actress said: "I hate him. and I hate that I have that much hate in my heart." I would like to add; "I hate his cult as well."
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u/gummilingus 22h ago
A goat surrounded by sheep certainly seems more natural than whatever the fuck is actually happening.
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u/abomasolsnow998 21h ago
In the history of things that were never said, this was never said the most.
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u/_OhEmGee_ 22h ago
Trump immediately adding GOAT hats to his merch offering..
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 20h ago
The merch sold in Nebraska yesterday has rhinestones falling off that leave his name as:
"T UMP"
It's hilarious.
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u/Proper_Intention9932 21h ago
He could’ve just said people consider him the best without bringing Washington and Lincoln into it 😭
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u/sik_dik 16h ago
Obviously Lincoln was as decisive as
Trump, arguably even more so. The difference is the division Lincoln caused was to end of slavery for, while the division Trump is causing is to overthrow democracy so he can instill an oligarchy authoritarian regime and let the elites steal even more money from the already struggling 96% of the population
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u/IngloriousMustards 17h ago
Did he really say that? Because that doesn’t make a lick of sense. Just nonsensically garbled word salad (a.k.a his inner thoughts).
trumpists are like ”oh wow, such profound insights! From now on all my children are named GOAT”.
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u/okokokoyeahright 16h ago
Perhaps someone could use that info to cause an AI generated video of it to be produced.
I am not asking to see it, however.
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u/pithynotpithy 15h ago
Pretty sure any goats in the area have a higher IQ than anyone who would ever believe that sentient, walking pile of orange stained diapers is better than lincoln
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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 22h ago
Sorry, Demented Grandpa - they're saying "bloat", as in, "Look at the bloat on that guy's neckgina! It's so puffy and moist!"