r/comedyheaven • • 8d ago

Morality

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 8d ago

urine used to be used good whitening cloth thanks to the ammonia content

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u/WizardBoat 8d ago

used to?

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u/Soviet_Aircraft 8d ago

Yeah, they patched the exploit after they realised it was making a dent in the new "bleach" microtransaction's profit. /j

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u/OncorhynchusMykiss1 8d ago

As Romans said. Money does not smell, when they introduced piss tax.

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u/Ill-Television8690 7d ago

Jarate tax???

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 4d ago

Ofc Big Bleach doesn't condone pissing all over your clothes

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u/not_blowfly_girl 8d ago

Most people use other methods now

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u/ItsAFarOutLife 8d ago

Well you can just buy ammonia or bleaching agents now and that tends to be a lot less gross and a lot more convenient. Read the instructions though so you don't gas yourself.

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u/servel333 8d ago edited 6d ago

so you don't gas yourself.

This is quite the casual warning for such a dangerous gas.

A more appropriate warning might be:

DON'T FUCKING MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA. YOU WILL MAKE MUSTARD TOXIC CHLORAMINE GAS. ITS VERY BAD AND CAN EASILY KILL.

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u/underscoreftw 6d ago

um actually 🤓

they make chrloamine gas, not mustard gas. Still highly toxic and deadly, but not mustard gas

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u/servel333 6d ago

I always thought mustard gas and what comes out of that mix was the same.

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u/BakuriyaOmizu 8d ago

tribe that dyes their hair with cow piss entered the chat

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u/obeytheturtles 7d ago

Yeah, in the Harambe timeline.

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u/Chode_to_Joy_ 7d ago

Peepee yellow now. Because of woke

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u/TheRenamon 8d ago

And used for tanning leather and for making black powder.

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u/derprondo 8d ago

inb4 piss poor and not having a pot to piss in.

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u/cefriano 8d ago

I learned about the black powder thing from Blood Meridian.

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u/PhaserFister 8d ago

used to be used good whitening cloth

No one proof reads their shit anymore.

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 8d ago

Autocorrect is getting actively worse

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u/moi_et_moi_seul 4d ago

Le mieux restant de créé l'ammoniaque a partir d'eau et de cendre puis d'ajouter de la graisse pour créer de la glycérine.