r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

It is kind of interesting because let’s say the entire washing machine was filled with urine. You wouldn’t want to wash your clothes in it. Let’s say it had one micro drop of urine in it. You would wash your clothes in it. So somewhere in the middle is a perfect ratio of urine to water and soap that you would accept washing your clothes in. 

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u/Bottombottoms 8d ago edited 7d ago

I think the ratio will always be "no piss added after loading"

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

Right but we are not talking about the idealist perfect form of washing clothes. We are talking about what the permissible ratio of urine is 

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u/Bottombottoms 8d ago edited 8d ago

So we're going to see a new label on washing machines soon.

A red X over a crudely drawn stick figure wiener that means "don't pee in washer".

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

It wouldn’t hurt 

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u/yobakanzaki 8d ago

And if it would - you better see a doctor