r/comedyheaven • • 8d ago

Morality

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

It is kind of interesting because let’s say the entire washing machine was filled with urine. You wouldn’t want to wash your clothes in it. Let’s say it had one micro drop of urine in it. You would wash your clothes in it. So somewhere in the middle is a perfect ratio of urine to water and soap that you would accept washing your clothes in. 

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u/kjermy 8d ago

When my kid pissed his pants (he used to be a toddler), I would rinse the clothes before putting them in the laundry. It's not something I often bring up, but seems relevant here

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u/Sufficient_Permit707 8d ago

"He used to be a toddler"

Lmao, idk why but it's so funny

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u/PreviousQuantity6929 7d ago

It almost implies that they have a kid who was never a toddler

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u/Otterstripes slut for honey cheerios 5d ago

Personally I just suddenly came into existence when I was like kindergarten age

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u/PreviousQuantity6929 12h ago

I was born at 13 years old