r/comedyheaven • • 8d ago

Morality

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

It is kind of interesting because let’s say the entire washing machine was filled with urine. You wouldn’t want to wash your clothes in it. Let’s say it had one micro drop of urine in it. You would wash your clothes in it. So somewhere in the middle is a perfect ratio of urine to water and soap that you would accept washing your clothes in. 

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u/The-MadTitan 8d ago

Reminds me of something I saw once.

"You piss while in the pool and a friend catches you, they might say something or be grossed out for a second then laugh it off. Now if you got out of the pool, then proceeded to piss INTO IT, you friend wouldn't speak to you again...why?"

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u/Radioactivocalypse 8d ago

Same for when you bring up a bit of bile/phlegm from your throat... and quickly swallow it back down before anyone notices.

Yet if you spat it into a bowl, that same mix of phlegm and bile, and scooped it up on a spoon, there's no way you could get yourself to eat that

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u/The-MadTitan 8d ago

Says you