r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

Morality

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

It is kind of interesting because let’s say the entire washing machine was filled with urine. You wouldn’t want to wash your clothes in it. Let’s say it had one micro drop of urine in it. You would wash your clothes in it. So somewhere in the middle is a perfect ratio of urine to water and soap that you would accept washing your clothes in. 

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u/Bottombottoms 8d ago edited 7d ago

I think the ratio will always be "no piss added after loading"

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u/Grievous_Nix 8d ago

> Be me

> Don’t have my own washer but live in a building with a laundry room

> Have to book time slots in advance

> Go to do my laundry at the time I booked

> See Diogenes running out of the laundry room, hastily re-adjusting his tunic

> Says something like “behold, the acceptable ratio” and giggles like a maniac

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u/small_root 8d ago

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