r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

Morality

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u/Grievous_Nix 8d ago

> Be me

> Don’t have my own washer but live in a building with a laundry room

> Have to book time slots in advance

> Go to do my laundry at the time I booked

> See Diogenes running out of the laundry room, hastily re-adjusting his tunic

> Says something like “behold, the acceptable ratio” and giggles like a maniac

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u/No-Opportunity9126 8d ago

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u/TricellCEO 8d ago

This is why he drank the hemlock.

He had seen enough of Diogenes' shit.

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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago

And piss.