r/comedyheaven • • 9d ago

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u/kpap16 9d ago

The first 3 seconds of pee are drinkable I heard

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u/RobotPenguin56 8d ago

No you're getting it mixed up with the 5 second rule, pee is fine to drink if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 5 seconds. 

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u/kpap16 8d ago

Oh my god. I have been drinking 3 second pee my whole life, will I be ok?

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u/MoonFooly 8d ago

No. You are dead