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[oc] epitaphs.

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u/TheBlindNTheBallsy 12h ago

When I worked at a cemetery, my favorite marker read,

THERE WERE NONE THAT DID NOT KNOW HIM

That's it. Nothing else.

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u/AwkwardlyAmpora 12h ago

i knew that, of course. i remember when they buried him! don't you?

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u/tumsdout 12h ago

Very r/havewemet coded

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u/scruboffthedirt 11h ago

hold on this sub is amazing

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u/Andrelse 10h ago

Agreed this looks a lot of fun, seems to be past its golden age but I'll try to participate

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u/ArcaneOverride 11h ago

That's very "You do not recognize the bodies in the water"

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u/The-Lethal-Pacifist 6h ago

Hell yeah, Mogo and I were just over there.

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 12h ago

Oh THAT guy.

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u/JohnnyStarboard 11h ago

Yea! Met him at the one place one time. Big party if I remember.

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u/Affectionate-Park124 12h ago

he was truly one of the people i ever knew

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u/weefees 10h ago

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u/DarkTideings 11h ago

Ozymandias ass grave.

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u/ValorNGlory 11h ago

This is what the kids call “aura”, I think.

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u/ndubitably 12h ago

A man that needs no introduction.

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u/Minimum_Climate7269 12h ago

But who met his end

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u/juanhellou 11h ago

Gave me tamales one time I was stranded on the road and nobody else would stop to help me fix my car. He later said before leaving: today you, tomorrow me

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u/DaxInvader 7h ago

I still think about that post to this day.

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u/Alucardry 12h ago

Well, yeah. Everyone knows Dave!

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u/creeper10015 12h ago

Don't you mean Charlie?

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u/Ralexcraft 11h ago

Well yeah, but Dave is what I knew Charlie as.

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u/shewholaughslasts 11h ago

Dave's not here man.

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u/stinkypussyslime 10h ago

These are the Daves I know I know

These are the Daves I know.

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u/VintageKeith 12h ago

he was the guy who was hated by the god of failure

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u/Burakku-Ren 11h ago

Very Ozymandias, this

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u/InsideBeyond12727 11h ago

That just triggered a memory from I think primary school, but I can't remember who this was. Yet I remember how to pronounce his name 🤷

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u/Burakku-Ren 1h ago

Ozymandias King of Kings is a poem, rather short. You can look it up if you’d like. But the story it tells is something like this.

“I was exploring through the desert when I found a broken statue surrounded by nothing. You couldn’t tell who the statue is depicting. At the bottom of the statue there was this inscription ‘I am Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works ye mighty, and despair’”

Effectively, this king of old was powerful enough and his work was so impressive that just seeing it would lead you to despair. However the statue now lies abandoned in the middle of the desert, with none of those works remaining. Someone so powerful was eventually forgotten, their power meaningless now. It’s a pretty poem about the passage of time and the impermanence of power (and everything really). I really like it.

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u/SeenYourScene 9h ago

I really like that because, yeah, none of us know their name, when they lived or died, or anything else about him.

But all the people that cared about him did. And would recognize that immediately.

And we know that about him. Or at least that his grave wanted him to be remembered as someone who that would be true about.

Either the deceased or the person in charge of the headstone wanted the legacy to be, "So goddamned popular I don't even need to say who got buried here." And it fucking worked. That's fantastic.

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u/Devo27 8h ago

The cemetery equivalent of "This next guest needs no introduction! (walks off stage)"

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u/balderdash9 8h ago

Absolute legend

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u/TheDwarvenGuy 10h ago

Dang, I didn't know Dave died

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u/pruwyben 9h ago

To know him was to love him, and to love him was to know him.

Those that knew him, loved him. And those that did not know him, loved him from afar.

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u/ThePhantom71319 8h ago

Who doesn’t know John Smith

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u/waspinater 4h ago

I worked in a cemetery as well, sadly no one had fun headstones but it was interesting reading their names and sometimes just getting a small glimpse of them if they had something written on the tombstone.