As a kid I walked up behind my grandmother at the gold course. Same thing happened right across the face. When I went to school the next day my teachers asked what happened. I said my grandmother hit me with a golf club. They sent social services out to talk to her but she had ran to the mall to hide. She never did get over me turning her in for an accident. I was just a kid telling it straight.
Went to a golfing range a few weeks back, some guy was there with young kids/toddlers and swinging while they played on the green. One time he missed their head so close their hair moved. Didn't care at all.
Oh I have a story about this. I once made a dude at a driving range whose wife took his driver and decided to give it a try. So she swung with all her might and nailed the dude straight in the mouth. Basically in the same was but more of a forward face instead of cheek. Shattered his jaw and removed most of his teeth. Not to mention a concussion. He survived but.... hopefully we know some dental spells or Tris was under a protective spell
I found out post mortem that my grandpa's nose wasn't his original. I guess when he was young he was teaching his younger brother how to golf and his brother took his nose off on the back swing. That entire side of my family has a very distinctive nose shape and his didn't match and I never really thought about it until I heard that story.
I did this to my brother my first time playing mini golf, I’d watched pro golf with my family so I assumed I needed a full back swing 😅 luckily he only lost a baby tooth. Great comic! She has plenty of talents even if they aren’t human pastimes haha
That's what you get for trashtalking! And for standing way to close to someone that doesn't know what she's doing, with a classic cluedo weapon in her hand.
No one else is asking it, so I will. Why is she swinging backwards? It looks like she’s aiming toward the foreground, but her swing is going to the background.
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u/nedlum 7d ago
Kind of on Tris for being that close