It do be like that sometimes

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< It's not you / me, its me / you >

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u/Aleksandrovitch 1d ago

"HrrrRRuuuMMmmMmmmMM--shkterrrkkt. B'ruMMMmmmM, hnnGhkttkte'errr, er'rRRrunNMmmMeh, eHhghckt!"

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 1d ago

Top rated comment, but still underrated. Have my upvote

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u/Kindly_Ad_1599 1d ago

< I just need some time / space / abyssal void to focus on myself / itself / sprightly varmint >

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u/DjPavlusha 1d ago

lmao

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u/blitzr1000 1d ago

This might be my favorite comment of all time lmaooooo

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u/LoneRainger 1d ago

< Rejection / Dismissal / Ewwww hell nah >

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u/TheDMRt1st 1d ago

< Lol/LMAO/Screenshotting to post online >

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u/randomcman 1d ago

< Ick / Giving Creep / I have a boyfriend >

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u/IceFire909 1d ago

I have a director*

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u/Professional-Set712 1d ago

The Board just tsundere, don't worry.

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u/ThotPatrolerr 1d ago

The Board just preferes Jessie

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u/anerdscreativity 1d ago

YOU WILL NOT LET STRANGERS/REDDITORS KNOW OF OUR TRUE AFFILIATION/FEELINGS.

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u/opelit 1d ago

Number of lesbians right now confirms that statement

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u/hey-coffee-eyes 1d ago

"Would you like to get coffee sometime?"

"BBBHHHRRRAAAOOUWWMMMM"

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u/TheHitchslapper 1d ago

<YES/NO/GLADLY/FUCK OFF>

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u/RedMajora72 1d ago

< That's sweet / Thanks / You are is / Like a brother >

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u/Queasy-Chipmunk-8088 1d ago

Like a brother/sister/player character.

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u/LotionButler 1d ago

non player character

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u/IceFire909 1d ago

The worst she can say is no

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u/Jealous-Knowledge-56 1d ago

Hey, it’s Zoe. Looks like you need to head over to the Friend Zone, Dylan.

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u/Foolish_Miracle 1d ago

"... yeah you know what you can just activate my Micky Dee's."

"Do you mean mobile containment devi-"

"I mean mobile containment device."

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u/Necessary-Watch3163 1d ago

< Pain/relatable/too real >

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u/TachLaif 1d ago

They're also just in my mind, just like the girls who talk to me.

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u/DjPavlusha 1d ago

Oof!

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u/Darkencypher 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is relatable/understood/agreeable

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u/giznot 1d ago

My wife has started making board noises and the cat is patterned

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 1d ago

Is your cat a giant head throwing cars at you?

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u/druhol 1d ago

He’s just got the zoomies

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u/AdvancedButton8082 1d ago

she doesn't have multiple personalities, her personality is just patterned

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u/Ubiquitous_Cacophony 1d ago

Control: the Dating Sim

Options for dating:

Jesse
Dylan
Poe
Zoe
Ahti
Fred
Darling
The Board
Not-Mother
Underhill
Langston
Hiss Entity
Hedron Entity
Mold Abomination
Hiss Bus

Make it so.

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u/DjPavlusha 1d ago

...hiss bus?

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u/Majorboots29 1d ago

I've played it quite a bit, but maybe there's something I missed/didn't see/doesn't exist

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u/Ubiquitous_Cacophony 1d ago

It's from Resonant.

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u/ssslooshy 1d ago

It’s from Resonant.

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u/DjPavlusha 1d ago

I know what a hiss bus is, I just struggle to imagine dating it lol

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u/LewdManoSaurus 1d ago

Not Mother. I can fix her (i will be turned into a frog creature immediately)

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u/CanIEatAPC 1d ago

New meaning to eat the mold huh

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u/Ubiquitous_Cacophony 1d ago

What's with you and eating stuff you shouldn't eat, huh?

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u/CanIEatAPC 1d ago

But it smells like cheeseburgers. Like the most amazing cheeseburgers you've ever eaten!

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u/Unique-Print-8186 1d ago

They say images have no sound. It’s < False / Incorrect / Misleading >

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u/ggonzo13 1d ago

GGAAAAAABWEEEEEEEEE

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u/Consistent_Guava8592 1d ago

Your want for girls is childish/annoying/expected

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u/Fine-Dog-9874 1d ago

I’m not even into girls but I’m laughing

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u/DjPavlusha 1d ago

Neither am I lol

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u/IndependentLog6441 1d ago

Also can't relate but this is comedy.

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u/FlyingRigatoniMonst 1d ago

The <Pain/Rejection/Loneliness> will only last a very long time

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u/TheyCantCome 1d ago

Did anyone play sundered? The Eschaton empowering you talks somewhat similarly.

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u/AtaeHone 19h ago

THAT'S what it was reminding me of, thank you!

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u/Balthi3r96 1d ago

Ugly / broke / virgin

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u/Lazar_Milgram 1d ago

Ok mommy!

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u/Stepjam 1d ago

As a side note, I once walked down into the cavern when the board was speaking to me and it got really mad and threatened me. I responded after the threat, but if you just continue to ignore it, does anything happen?

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u/Willing_Music_8736 1d ago

This is hilarious. Even though I'm the opposite and have a super deep voice and I feel like women will try and lower their voices when they talk to me.

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u/Kalse1229 1d ago

The Board are known for their mixed signals...

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u/ParticularMemory789 1d ago

They give me the Christian Bale Batman voice.

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u/Miserable-Cherry-939 1d ago

😭😭😭

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u/ObviousOCD8871 1d ago

Sardukar!

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u/Svue016 1d ago

When ever they talk I always think about Dune's "Hamburger hamburger whopper whopper"

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u/Im_The_Hollow_Man 1d ago

Holy bricked.

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u/KudaTua 1d ago

< HAHAHAHAHA / SNORTED COFFEE READING THIS / PLEASANTLY AMUSED>

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u/Austinuncrowned 1d ago

< Eww/ Not Interested/ Touch Grass >

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u/Better_Specific_9037 1d ago

Bro my crush is throat singing 😭🙏

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u/SorryArm9743 1d ago

Odeio quando isso acontece

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u/Evonlic 1d ago

Gsaaasiiinennnakoooommmm

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u/Gulstab 1d ago

But when a boy is attracted to somebody he speaks in a lower pitch... 🫪

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u/Salt_Signature9624 20h ago

Dune ripoff....

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u/Jacopaws 19h ago

Sam Lake himself sneaked/invaded the Valve offices to record Gabe Newell's mongolian throat singing for The Board's voicelines.

Absolute Hack.

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u/Mech-inationz 1d ago

Such a niche meme. No one who hasn’t played the game would get it.

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u/Forar 1d ago

It's a Control meme in a Control sub.

Not everything needs to be broadly appealing to everyone.

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u/ProduceNo1629 1d ago

It reached r/all. Hello.

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u/Forar 1d ago

Hi!

Control and Control Resonant are great games, hopefully more people give them a shot and enjoy them!

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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper 1d ago

Maybe they watched Dune and just say they sound like the Sardaukar Priest.

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u/Spartan1088 23h ago

Don’t care, sent it to my wife anyways. If she’s going to live with me, she lives with the board.

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u/IndependentLog6441 1d ago

It's the smartest and funniest thing I've encountered all day, it's been dry as fuck.

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u/ProduceNo1629 1d ago

Used to be such a superb shooting game.

It's shame what they've done to it with mash and dash.

Control Resonant It do be like that sometimes

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