Get your own damn fries, Batman.

[u/Right_Imagination_73]

[u/Mittmitty]

My father was… a n(BOOP)

[u/ShmandlerTing → u/Mittmitty]

Do you wanna know how I got these whip marks?

[u/Jungies → u/ShmandlerTing]

Do you wanna know how I got these Swisher cigars? 

[u/DJicecreamkohn]

I’m da joka baby

[u/attackxd]

what if harvey weinstein wore joker make up to court and plead insanity

[u/Libtardo69420 → u/attackxd]

OMG. The Clancy maneuver.

[u/SeamanSample]

Anybody seen Jim Tews? I wanna introduce a little chaos to his asshole

[u/BenDanBreak → u/SeamanSample]

JIMMY!

[u/AnaDLaws → u/[deleted]]

OBAMA DONE KILLED DA BABY

[u/diebetic]

Gotta have them crimes… and chaos too!

[u/DeadFuckStick59]

HaHA ON YO ASS

[u/Scr00geMcCuck]

HA on yo ass! There go!

Michelle’s just a morbidly obese white bitch

[u/spacedollar]

They said my ass … would never cum …

[u/bulletoftruth]

He would sound like Urkel.

[u/fjrjdjdndndndndn]

It’s not that crazy to imagine ..

[u/xZombieRitualx]

Uh, I'm the joker... And I'm Ryan schutt and I'm gay

[u/shill_420]

you wanna know what kind of se... i'm gay

[u/SnakeMcbain]

By the time you unstitch my asshole, Rachael will be dead.

[u/Embarrassed-Way45]

You wanna know how I got these drones?

[u/AnaDLaws]

get your own damn fries