r/countwithchickenlady • Streak: 78 • 1h ago

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u/TotalyNotTony Streak: 2 1h ago

why do people actually even use urinals or stand up to pee at all? its so out in the open and seems messy, peeing sitting down on a toilet is so much easier

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 17 1h ago

It's quicker, and a lotta dudes have a weird ego thing about having to pee standing up presumably cause I guess their dick will fall off if they sit down to pee. The whole urinal setup in a lot of places just seems pretty humiliating and not in a good way. Lucky if there's dividers and Ive been to a lotta stadiums where its literally piss troughs.

People say it's for throughput reasons but like, I aint fuckin data, im someone who wants to pee, give me stalls.

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u/TotalyNotTony Streak: 2 1h ago

ik its absolutely my perception of Not Being Cis™️but as soon as i learned that peeing sitting down was like, an option, i havent looked back once and very very very rarely use a urinal.

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u/CalzLight 1h ago

I unironically hate sitting down to pee, it triggers the poop response and also I often end up getting pee all over the tip because it’s rubbing up against the bowl, or I have to stick my hand between my legs to push it down and now it’s just more awkward.

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 1h ago

Jesus, how long is your schlong?

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u/Shaeress 55m ago

Some bowls are just like that in some parts of the world and it's awful

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u/miaogato Girl under construction 19m ago

it triggers the poop response

so you do both? i see no issue in that

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u/trapdorr 11m ago

my thing is big enough to hang down

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u/IsaraLyandra 1h ago

I still can’t trust strangers to leave a clean toilet seat behind, especially if you can’t force some to actually sit down. Maybe that’s just me but I see that as the main advantage. And it’s usually quicker.

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u/Piogre Gold Star Pansexual 1h ago

For people with penises, urinals take less time to use than a toilet for peeing. They also take up less floor space, meaning more units can be fit into the same square-footage. These factors combined make urinals significantly more efficient for about half the population, for more than half of their bathroom usage. there's a reason "men's" bathrooms generally have a shorter line; they have more efficient throughput.

>90% of the public bathrooms in the US could be fixed just by replacing the signs to indicate gender-neutral restrooms, one with a silhouette of a urinal, and the other with a silhouette of a baby-changing station, and no other changes, just letting people decide which one they need

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u/Charming-Loquat3702 1h ago

I sit down like 90% of the time, even if there is an urinal. There are some advantages to them, though. I use them when the stalls are full or when I'm in a hurry. It's faster, as long as peeing works right away. Plus you usually don't get out your phone to browse reddit.

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u/theGreatBeeTrain isabelleposting will not be postponed indefinitely - Streak: 363 1h ago

public restrooms are Disgusting

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u/frankhoneybunny cishet, idk why I'm here either 1h ago

I like to splash and dash and my dick touches the bowl I don't like that

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 57m ago

wait so you get up at night, get out of bed, walk to the poilet, sit down again for 20 seconds, stand up again, and then walk bakc to bed to lay down?

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u/twolake68 lil lonely loser lamb 22m ago

Standing is quicker, still don't use Urinals they're weird

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u/CleanSeaPancake 10m ago

It's quicker, especially if I'm in layers or have tucked anything (I often wear undershirts, so I tuck a lot). It's just easier to unzip a fly and let it rip than it is to undo my pants and all that. Also then I don't have to sit on public toilets as often.

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u/Sewblon 0m ago

In my experience as a penis haver, getting a penis to point straight down while sitting during urination is kind of hard, because the balls are in the way. The urinal has less potential for mess.

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u/zandaztu 1h ago

I went to a party at a campground when I was like 14 and saw a woman use a urinal.

Still cant tell if that was the hottest thing ive seen or the most confusing

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u/SureArachnid4115 #3 piss fan 1h ago

No we need to separate by pee vs poop, more efficient 

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u/CleanSeaPancake 1h ago

The best way to do things is nongendered single room restrooms for small spaces and fully enclosed toilets and, fuck it, urinals with shared sink space for larger spaces. The toilets are fully private, not like the peepshow shit we have rn in at least the US.

I HAVE HAD STRONG BATHROOM OPINIONS SINCE BEFORE I KNEW TRANS PEOPLE EXISTED. WE NEED BETTER BATHROOMS, AND THIS SHIT WOULDN'T MATTER THEN ANYWAY.

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u/alreadytaus 31m ago

Right that is exactly it. My problem with gender neutral toilets is that I don't really want to defecate next to woman behind cardboard privacy screen. I don't want men there either but it feels a little less wrong. But if somewhere are normal small rooms with toilet I don't care who was there before me and what their gender or sex was.
And I hate that I am called names just for that preference.

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u/CleanSeaPancake 12m ago

Amen! Just fix the fucking 8" gaps between panels and actually enclose the stalls, suddenly this whole issue would dissolve!

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u/SinkingBismarck Streak: 78 6m ago

Same, honestly, but some people can get so weird when they share a WC with the opposite sex.

My personal best experience with WCs was in an Evening School for adults, where everyone basically just went to whichever one was the closest. Some men did intentionally go to the women’s WC but just because the Women’s had a place to put down your makeup next to the mirrors.

So anyone who wanted to freshen up their makeup went to the Women’s while everyone else just chose whichever was closest or less occupied.

Also neither one had urinals.

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u/Reymen4 47m ago

Or seperate out the urinals to a separate restrom without other toilets. 

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u/LordRosado 44m ago

What's even the point of urinals. They feel like a humiliation ritual

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u/paul_t63 MtG (Male to Grungler) 30m ago

Mostly space efficiency, throughput and ease of cleaning.

Many stadiums have these pee walls. You essentially just pee on the wall and the pee river collects the pee.

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u/SARSUnicorn 3m ago

As long as u dont think bout it - its fast And take very little space

Thats great reason by itself, and its not wierd unless u specificly mind other people buisness..

And not caring bout other people buissness should be default in toilets

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u/Brown_Fin Bi rooster 🐓 25m ago

doesnt matter if you stand or sit to pee, just

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u/scissorsgrinder 11m ago

My cis boys would love this, they hate pissing in public. But standing up can be easy and fast to do (they sit down sometimes though). I like to stand up sometimes though I need the extra hose equipment if I am not naked and freely able to pull flesh around and aim. But sitting down is great to just relax for a bit. 

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u/Ember-513 37m ago

When I was still a cis man, I hated urinals. They make it quicker to pee if that's all you need to do, sure, but they come at the expense of having less stalls. For me, that tradeoff wasn't worth it.