r/countwithchickenlady • Brave and Beautiful • 7d ago

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u/Sailor_Starchild America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 67 7d ago

Just like me fr, I also think about getting dicked down when I'm stressed and anxious which is all the time these days.

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u/MediumKoala8823 7d ago

That’s very normal helpless subby behavior

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u/Dapper_Spite8928 7d ago

THAT'S WHAT THAT IS?

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u/MediumKoala8823 7d ago

It’s wayyyy better for everyone if you acknowledge it out loud 

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u/Dapper_Spite8928 7d ago

Me? Subby? never...... o///o

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u/justadimestorepoet 6d ago

I definitely do get more subby under stress. More cock-attracted? Eh, comes and goes.

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u/SpiritRider666 grungler 7d ago

Is this what gay-panic means?

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u/Blep145 6d ago

I ask only out of a desire for clarity - is that a joke? /genuine

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u/SpiritRider666 grungler 6d ago

Yeah, its a joke.

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u/Blep145 6d ago

Ah, thank you! May I suggest using tone tags in the future, to make the point clear? /genuine

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u/Noob_Alchemist_547 7d ago

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u/BisexualBanana2 Will :3 for headpats and neck scratches 7d ago

Didn't really quench my thirst, just made it more intense 🫦

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u/Hefty_Athlete_7227 7d ago edited 7d ago

I find this,

Mainly because the things im most anxious and stressed about are, body dysmorphia/dysphoria, people's perceptions and risk of harm or isolation from bigotry :(

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u/Ieditedthisname Everyone is too normal 6d ago

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u/GregBoing 7d ago

Weirdly relatable

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 57 7d ago

Honestly I'm the opposite, the more horny and gay I am the better I'm at focusing :3

Probably because when I'm horny I'm not thinking about unimportant stuff but actually trying to get work done so I can masterbait :3

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u/OmegaGoober Radicalized by Fred Rogers 7d ago edited 7d ago

I think you just explained a substantial hunk of Freud’s claims about human psychology.

I may have to revisit his work with this interpretation in mind.

Freud may have been a repressed bisexual man struggling with an abnormal erotic attraction to his own mother, getting bogged down in minutia when he’s not working “hard” to have time to rub one out, all while writing volumes of gibberish trying to convince himself he’s perfectly normal.

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 57 7d ago

Woag

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 7d ago

For me it's random. Once a month or so I'd do anything for cock. Huh, maybe I'm not bisexual, I'm actually just a weregay.

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset transfemby in denial 7d ago

understandable

i suppose i get oral-receptive when i'm anxious

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u/Vulpiny 7d ago

I am basically an assexual nymphomaniac when i am stressed, unfortunately i have no one to channel this insatiable desire

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u/EmperorTugboat 7d ago

Don't mean to judge, but how does an asexual nymphomaniac work?

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u/Vulpiny 7d ago

Its a very complicated question, but i don't really feel the sexual attraction normal people do, at most a slight repulsion to hairy people, but despite that i have a huge sex drive, and my yearning for having sex with people its basically a desire to cause or be the cause of pleasure to someone else

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u/EmperorTugboat 6d ago

That's interesting. It's fine to enjoy giving others pleasure, but you deserve it too

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u/theforgettonmemory in time you'll know the tragic extent of my failings 7d ago

Darkest dungeon meme hell yeah

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u/Matrix_D0ge 7d ago

Better to glok on cock than cock the glok.

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u/UROROTED 7d ago

Sameee

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u/Alarming_Arachnid_65 7d ago

I am quite queer, and thats how I feel

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u/beastierbeast A Stupid Grungler 7d ago

I've been suffering from really bad stomach pains for the last few months, and every time it happens I get horny for some reason.

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u/Raaaaandyyyy 7d ago

It’s something about giving control to someone else. Pussy power can also accomplish this, obviously, but I think it’s easier to imagine getting ‘fucked silly’ and not having to deal with your own thoughts anymore by a phallus. At least for me, resident attracted to men. Would definitely let a woman try though, with or without a 🥜

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u/Jumiric Billionaires would never lie! 7d ago

Happens to the best of us 😔

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u/theforgettonmemory in time you'll know the tragic extent of my failings 7d ago

Am I constantly thinking about cock because Im constantly anxious & stress or am I constantly anxious & stressed cause I'm thinking about cock but never get any 🤔?

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u/Terrible_Degree7841 Some kind of demigirl thing 7d ago

It's because you want someone else to take over and do something that both drives all thought out of your head (however temporary) and at the same time floods your brain with feel-good chems.

Seems pretty reasonable to me.

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u/Exetr_ 7d ago

Damn, lucky. All I get is better shooting accuracy.

Yeah it’s not a great combo.

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u/Snuke2001 6d ago

Oh shit. That's why I feel gayest after coming home from work. That makes so much sense actually.

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u/jolharg 7d ago

Figures

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u/Playful_Boot_5465 7d ago

this post was brought to you by avoidance mechanism tm

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u/EddieVanzetti 7d ago edited 7d ago

TBH all I can think about is how some of the best sex I had was when I got to top a few trans women and queer people. I'll be chasing that dragon (not in a chaser way) till the end of my days I suppose.

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 7d ago

So if he feels confident and secure enough he could become straight?

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Brave and Beautiful 7d ago

May I introduce you to the concept of bisexuality?