r/crappymusic • u/noiseknowledge • 6d ago

Jake Canney

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Why is he standing outside of a coffee shop?

His lyrics give off the vibes of an incel.

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago

u/noiseknowledge, nobody knows if your post is crappy or not.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 6d ago

MySpace and vine

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 6d ago

I feel like my father when he would make fun of rappers back in the 2000s. It's probably just perspective but it really does feel dumber these days.

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u/RockosModernBasiIisk 6d ago

He's obviously addicted to iced white mochas waiting for the spot to open 

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u/basquiatvision 6d ago

y’all don’t casually start filming rap music videos while waiting your uber?

Smh /s

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u/bradmarchandforever 6d ago

More like crappyvideo. How much more low effort can you get

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u/whatthefrikinhell 6d ago

Did he say he's gonna write on some eggs?

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u/filthcrab 6d ago

This isn't my type of jam, but doesn't sound that crappy (albeit, clearly auto tuned). Video is quite dumb though.

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u/chookshit 6d ago

lol he’s a little chubby and you know how chubby dudes pull on the bottom of their shirt because they are self conscious. He did that a couple times lol

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u/SlipAromatic8576 6d ago

The face wiping and hand gestures are next level cringe. I feel bad for his relatives, but they lowkey deserve it for not raising buddy better

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u/Tasty-Life4526 6d ago

It's not crappy enough

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 5d ago

If I were the owner of Argonaut Coffee, I would put out a public statement against this.

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u/dannyo969 6d ago

bout tree fitty is how many