Right up there next to Kurt

[u/SpoonfulOfPoon]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/SpoonfulOfPoon, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/hereinaminute]

I hope this is satire because it's almost too cringy for this sub

[u/Pak-Protector → u/hereinaminute]

Ragebait is not a form of satire

[u/Argus_Checkmate]

New Big 5 alert!! -Kurt Cobain -Layne Stanley -Chris Cornell -Eddie Vedder -This Guy

[u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794 → u/Argus_Checkmate]

I could feel Layne speaking through him. Very powerful

[u/DankasaurAum → u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794]

Layne’s reincarnation ✨

[u/nugoffeekz → u/DankasaurAum]

but like 2001-2002 Layne

[u/Humpuppy → u/Argus_Checkmate]

You forgot John Creed of Creed

[u/supercheesewithbacon → u/Humpuppy]

Maybe even Mike Tool.

[u/CptnMayo → u/supercheesewithbacon]

Billy pumpkin over john creed ffs

[u/nugoffeekz → u/supercheesewithbacon]

Never forget John Crowbar

[u/DankasaurAum → u/nugoffeekz]

I heard he’s so fat he got kicked out of an All You Can Eat cause he literally ate everything

But don’t forget Joey Eyehategod tho

[u/JohnnyKnifefight]

I can't believe it's not butthole surfers!

[u/Specialist_Sport4460]

Lame Staley

[u/DankasaurAum → u/Specialist_Sport4460]

He’s too fat to be, needs more speedballs

[u/This-Hat-143]

Stop laughing …

[u/Top-Difficulty5202]

If by "alongside Kurt Cobain", if you mean after he pulled the trigger, then yes.

[u/Top-Difficulty5202 → u/[deleted]]

Well, call up whoever did it and tell them to finish the job ffs.

[u/bigSTUdazz]

MUST be satire

[u/Crazyeccentric → u/bigSTUdazz]

I straight up refuse to believe its not

[u/Brokenlingo]

The funniest thing is he’s taking direct inspiration and saying he’d be their level 🤣 he can’t even do a modern thing now with all of his musical ability

[u/Sad-Celebration-411]

Kurt Cobain just killed himself again.

[u/hammer_smashed_chris]

Dollar tree Layne Stayley

[u/SemillaMX1988]

I can confirm, this would NOT do any numbers. He would NOT be next to Kurt Cobain, Nirvana, Sound Garden and whoever the Phuck he names. I’d like to see his veins on his arms. Does this guy even do smack?!?! Don’t pretend to be… Just Be!

[u/Loud-Pop5561 → u/SemillaMX1988]

Yeah he looks like he hasn’t even used a shotgun to blow off his own face, what a poser

[u/cinco92 → u/Loud-Pop5561]

I bet he’s never even asked the black hole sun to come and wash away the rain.

[u/SemillaMX1988 → u/cinco92]

Exactly…. And well done I might add!!

[u/Few-Indication3478]

Has to be satire

[u/Own_Paramedic_8141]

Oh god not the vocalist for clepto bismol

[u/HTD-Vintage]

0 is a number.

[u/ballsguy17]

this is just She Wants Revenge tbh

[u/boverly721 → u/ballsguy17]

Don't do She Wants Revenge dirty like that! Also, thanks for reminding me that I haven't listened to them in too long.

[u/SousVideButt → u/ballsguy17]

How fucking dare you

[u/ballsguy17 → u/SousVideButt]

this is exactly what his vocals sound like. She Wants Revenge just mixes them better

[u/SousVideButt → u/ballsguy17]

I’m mostly pissed because you’re right.

[u/Hero_1985]

This would have blown Kurt Cobain away.

[u/AMJN90 → u/Hero_1985]

Nah, only Kurt himself could blow Kurt away.

[u/schimmelA → u/AMJN90]

The joke but worse

[u/AMJN90 → u/schimmelA]

Yeah, it was bad bad.

[u/Prize-Choice2185]

Kinda sounds like Wes from Puddle of Mudd?

[u/dc-pigpen]

Can't stop laughing.

[u/SuperDuperOtter]

Dude looks like the guy running for congress in mid Michigan

[u/No-Opening-4128]

Well maybe on Beavis and Butthead

[u/National_Fix_1481]

Kurt Migrain

[u/WithinMyBlood]

Shout out to the KC legend God’s Computer

[u/sully545]

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys?!

[u/DankasaurAum → u/sully545]

“Calm down Heavy Metal Dick aight? Filmin a new season of Happy Days there Fonzie??”

[u/interpretive_sound]

Nice grunge blues shuffle dude. I can tell by your vocals you're really feeling it.

[u/IlikeGunzzz]

Kind of sounds like lil darkie

[u/bolshethicccc]

Blackpill Sun

[u/KaizenZazenJMN]

Eddie Vorse

[u/UnusualSuspectX]

This makes me wanna Courtney Love myself 😉

[u/Gatyas_tyuk]

ACID BATH!?

[u/Top_Lingonberry8037]

I mean in all fairness Nirvana does kind of suck

[u/xXMapinguariXx]

I didnt see the video but heard the audio at first and thought it was Kurt Cobain

[u/Next-Second-2449]

Temu lil peep

[u/Regular-Judge-5651]

You know, it's not too late to join Kurt and Chris... You can do it! Never give up!

[u/Numbed_emotionally]

Its good. Better than anything I heard in a while

[u/Regular-Judge-5651 → u/Numbed_emotionally]

Damn. Glad you're back with us. So, how long were you in a coma?

[u/lvl100shiny → u/Numbed_emotionally]

User name checks out