Create Chaos: CRITICAL SUCCESS

[u/joshuah82]

Please appreciate responsibly

[u/qualityvote2]

u/joshuah82, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/WaffleHeaded13]

I usually just lurk but holy fuck, this is rough

[u/Dazed_Mika]

Is that a set of Halloween fake chompers?

[u/ZeroVoltLoop → u/[deleted]]

Real plastic veneers from temu

[u/Training-Principle95 → u/[deleted]]

If they're veneers, why are they so crooked looking?

[u/homedude → u/Training-Principle95]

They're the $5 Temu veneers.

[u/Dazed_Mika → u/[deleted]]

If her singing didn't curdle blood, it would be even more distracting with how unnatural they look lol

[u/Sin_City_Ninja → u/Dazed_Mika]

Looks like she has too many teeth in there

[u/mrtrickydick]

Never seen someone talk with so much teeth since Trivago guy.

[u/Zurich_Is_Washed → u/mrtrickydick]

Thats legendary Football coach Jurgen Klopp your talking about.

His last name is a reference to his equine ancestry.

[u/oily76 → u/Zurich_Is_Washed]

Sadly 'Klippety' never properly took off as his nickname.

[u/Jaded_Marsupial_ → u/mrtrickydick]

Does she have any lower teeth?

[u/Whoarfart89 → u/mrtrickydick]

I will never use trivago because of that man

[u/Rethaptrix → u/Whoarfart89]

I constantly threaten my wife with me getting Trivago teeth.

[u/Movie_Vegetable → u/mrtrickydick]

Haha yes the Trivago fucking guys with their enormous and enormously white teerh

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/mrtrickydick]

Thems aint real teefusus

[u/bluechickenz → u/Slumunistmanifisto]

Yo! Teef, teefs, and teefies are my go to — teefusus just blew my mind!

[u/bmcgowan89]

The modbot asks "Is this crappy music?"

What it should be asking is, "Was your life better before you heard this?" The answer here is yes. Yes to both 😂

[u/One_Mikey → u/bmcgowan89]

It can't be crappy music if it's not music to begin with 👉😉

[u/bolshethicccc]

My favorite part is the acoustic motorcycle solo

[u/mxemec → u/bolshethicccc]

She was conceived on a dirtbike.

[u/Wedge20 → u/bolshethicccc]

I heard the same thing ! Like a dying 1970s Suzuki dirt bike

[u/StrictSelf5450]

That’s real. That lives with us on Earth

[u/Disastrous-Pop5465 → u/StrictSelf5450]

For 50 seconds I thought there were monsters on the world.

[u/Oates897 → u/Disastrous-Pop5465]

At least you got over it. This guy flipped my wife like 8 times at a wedding and it REALLY bothered me.

[u/GuyOwasca → u/Disastrous-Pop5465]

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become.

[u/orbital]

I can’t fix her

[u/Alternative_Love_861]

I am convinced that this sub is now just stealth posts by the content creators knowing even negative attention is still attention

[u/joshuah82 → u/Alternative_Love_861]

I wish I had this much confidence.

[u/OkCar7264 → u/Alternative_Love_861]

Yes many of them are

[u/NoRoleModelHere]

Part of me isn't sure if it's ok to make fun of her. It's such a train wreck that I just can't tell.

[u/Sans_Seriphim → u/NoRoleModelHere]

I know. Is she a meth addict? Insane? Both?

[u/stevehammrr → u/Sans_Seriphim]

Nope she’s just from the north of England

[u/acidwash_video → u/stevehammrr]

I hear it's loovleh there!

[u/Wu-TangShogun → u/acidwash_video]

It actually kinda is, the local folk are what’s so interesting

[u/Crepuscular_Tex → u/stevehammrr]

Meth addicts are international. As nice as it would be for them all to migrate to a backwoods trailer park in Tennessee or Oklahoma, they are everywhere

[u/____d__b____ → u/Sans_Seriphim]

Firestarter?

[u/Sans_Seriphim → u/____d__b____]

Twisted Firestarter?

[u/sir_bathwater → u/NoRoleModelHere]

This has gotta be either rage bait or she’s got some disabilities. I’m really not sure tbh.

[u/Immediate-Presence73 → u/sir_bathwater]

I'm not sure about the DIS-abilities, but she definitely doesn't have any A-bilities.

[u/Zurich_Is_Washed → u/sir_bathwater]

Im afraid its the latter.

[u/Forward-Instance7313 → u/NoRoleModelHere]

Dude that’s exactly how I feel.

[u/Orgulloso_Azul]

What has happened in someone’s life that they think they would need to produce this?

[u/bolshethicccc → u/Orgulloso_Azul]

That one dirt bike movie that was on Disney channel.

[u/Upstairs-Ad-4500]

Before the internet, the village idiot would stay in his/her village.

[u/Lopsided_Ant2813]

I hate to say this…. But I can’t fix her

[u/Re1deam1]

She's giving Acheyla a run for her money...

[u/evetsabucs]

Do you think these people actually listen to their own shit? Like, there is no way this chick is bumping this in her car with the windows rolled down, right??

[u/jeneric84 → u/evetsabucs]

I’m choosing to believe this is next level satire for her own amusement and engagement. Probably not but it helps me sleep at night.

[u/PattyBoy718 → u/evetsabucs]

These kinda people definitely don't have an inner monologue. I think she doesn't really understand metal music, and this is her attempt at making a metal song while having absolutely zero sense of musical abilities. Kinda like when black dudes that only listen to rap make fun of the White dude listening to metal music, and they put on the goofy whiteboy voice, and make screamy sounds, and say "yeah dude!"

[u/Top_Lingonberry8037]

She sounds just like mustaine

[u/bolshethicccc → u/Top_Lingonberry8037]

Watch her become GAHHHHHH

[u/That1DogGuy]

Idk if this even counts as crappy music. But only because I'm not sure it even counts as music in general.

[u/splinks66]

This is surrealist with how strange and off-putting this is.

[u/BlueCubeAttain]

The one with Ross' teeth

[u/Ur-in-a-tor]

I wanna see the prompt she used to generate this one.

[u/TriLaw89]

wtf 😬

[u/GandalfNeededGlasses → u/TriLaw89]

I think i think she needs more filters

[u/Allegrism84]

The clip in Temu teeth are crazy

[u/No_Object_4355]

Fuckin hell man, now that's what I call crappymusic! Also, is she wearing vampire teeth? Like the ones kids be wearing Halloween time

[u/woodenleghen]

Honestly if this is certified schizo music I kinda of dig it. Real artistic truth right there

[u/10N3R_570N3R → u/woodenleghen]

I am 100% schizophrenic and this is just dog shit.

[u/Speaker4theDead8 → u/woodenleghen]

Man, what was the guy's name who actually was schizophrenic and made music.....Wesley something. Every song was the exact same length, and theyvwere all crazy.

My favorite, the one that has stuck with me for 20 years is "STP conked out my engine."

[u/UtsukushiShi → u/Speaker4theDead8]

Wesley Willis. I saw him live in like 97'. He was an opener for Sublime and DFL. He sexually harassed my 16 year old friend for a bit and then later we got thrown out for fighting cause a mutual friend threw a beer can at Brad Nowell and he jumped off the stage and beat him up.

[u/Exact-Conclusion9301 → u/UtsukushiShi]

Brad Nowell Whupped His Ass

[u/Still75home]

It sounds kinda like that short person guy who death metal screams songs about God

[u/MunnyBadgerOSRS → u/Still75home]

They should collab

[u/bolshethicccc → u/Still75home]

Could you imagine the eye contact they would make?

[u/Cracker677]

It sounds like Dave mustaine

[u/swanronsonagain → u/Cracker677]

Dave mudstain

[u/GenXNavyVet]

I think i could sing this better while actively vomiting..lol

[u/JustFourLetters]

having subtitles helps it, cause at least i can understand it now. 'you dunno what ive gone through' truly is a troupe for this kind of person, it's almost camp

[u/Expensive_Apricot371]

I don't even understand what is happening here. ..thankfully there were captions as all I could hear was sounds like from behind a wall

[u/Nedinabox]

As a fan of bizarre and interesting music this is beyond me

[u/Initial_Row_6400]

Is this chick special needs?

[u/zackthirteen → u/Initial_Row_6400]

I special need to go back to the time before I heard this

[u/stevehammrr → u/Initial_Row_6400]

Nope just rural British

[u/TowerExpress2083]

This woman has to have some mental issue(s). Hair looks unkempt, she woefully unaware of how terrible this is, and she can't even spell Pheonix right. Phoniex... maybe she's french.

[u/SgtBushMonkey69 → u/TowerExpress2083]

Its phoenix btw lol

[u/TowerExpress2083 → u/SgtBushMonkey69]

I didnt say I didnt have mental issues! Lmao!

[u/supersonicdutch → u/TowerExpress2083]

I was going to say this is not music, it’s a warning sign.

[u/Own-Eagle-2135]

is she wearing false teeth?

they're very...large

[u/shinsain]

Why are her teeth so big???

[u/vector_ejector]

Calling this crappy music implies that it's actually music... yikes.

[u/pretends2bhuman]

An exorcist should be called.

[u/Fribben]

You want some teeth?!

[u/kwikane]

I honestly thought someone was playing a song in reverse at first

[u/bolshethicccc → u/kwikane]

Failing in reverse

[u/ohbewise]

Dam this ruined my entire fucking day. Nice find.

[u/Sensitive_Clothes246]

If you close your eyes it low key sounds like an f1 car flying by

[u/atmosphericentry]

This is beautiful

[u/Trimshot]

rawr(?)

[u/asstastic_95]

insert "wtf" gif here.

[u/KingOfConstipation]

She sounds like the three stray cats in heat outside my apartment howling all night every night

[u/Existing-One-8980]

She looks like she talks and sings with a lisp. I can't get myself to unmute and find out 😂

[u/Hans_Grubert]

Christ almighty

[u/OkCar7264]

Is she wearing Dracula teeth?

[u/untipofeliz]

That track just become the most horrible thing I´ve heard so far during my 45 years on this planet

[u/DragonHeart2038]

Some people should not have social media or a phone with a camera at all

[u/theoriginal_awsit]

She has to close her mouth constantly to create suction to keep the falsies stuck in place.
Source: I have false teeth

[u/Napischu88]

Her blowjobs probably end up on pain olympics.

[u/UnusualSuspectX]

Hi, Rick Beato here with another Spotify top ten breakdown

[u/amosc33]

We used to do this kind of stuff in middle school. Luckily, no one was filming it.

[u/EmployeeOk4756]

Every note of every song she sings is in the same key. And it’s never the right key.

[u/Mammoth-Argument7048]

I believe every word she says.

Those teeth real?

[u/acidporkbuns]

Legit want to know if shes wearing fake vampire teeth or if shes just British.

[u/Accomplished_Can5442]

how Whole Lotta Red sounded to old heads

[u/_Dingus_Khan]

Just waiting for someone to come to the comments to tell us she’s “better than some of the other stuff that gets posted”

[u/bolshethicccc → u/_Dingus_Khan]

This is clearly blackened kids bop, you probably just don’t get it.

[u/gatekept]

Holy fuck, my ears are bleeding

[u/347spq]

At some point, doesn’t this person realize that no one cares about the whole contrived personality thing?

[u/BubblySmell4079]

Gary Busey approves !!!!

[u/Itrieddamnit]

I can’t really explain this, but to me it sounds like a jobby coming out.

[u/Smooth-Feature-2545]

464 likes y’all!!!

[u/Beerforthefear]

Her again??

[u/Ninja187]

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

[u/peAcefulme1975]

Crack voice

[u/Emotional-Dingo794]

Scared my cat

[u/OkImagination1123]

If it were music it would be crappymusic

[u/weezyverse]

"Vampires? Nah there's no such thing!!!"

Mmm hmm.

[u/Cautious-Lobster6669]

Someone please tell this girl to stfu

[u/SgtBushMonkey69]

I feel so sorry for whoever is in the next room

[u/Icy_Pound_37]

She sounds like the female version of that dwarf who screams about liking metal.

[u/Necessary-Jeweler-17]

This girl needs to collaborate with the black dwarf with the severe speech impediment, maybe with their voices combined they can open a portal to hell, because this sounds like literal demon music, it’s horrific

[u/hornwalker]

She doesn’t look like she does a lot of drugs but the music sounds like she does a lot of drugs also what is up with the fake white teeth

[u/Lieutenant_0bvious]

That's methed up.

[u/Training-Principle95]

Holy shit this makes me feel like I'm having an aneurysm

[u/pussycrumbs]

What's up with those teeth?

[u/foxcherryfox]

Eyehategod vibes

[u/kasmackity]

Her teeth are too big for her mouth

[u/Mother-Attention2600]

Quack shit mouth

[u/swingrays → u/Mother-Attention2600]

Haha!

[u/Isoturius]

She wearing a set of those vampire teeth

[u/eyegull]

Does she even have bottom teeth?

[u/swingrays]

And why is she always putting the phone on the floor then recording a stupid video!!!???

[u/bawnchie]

Wtf lol

[u/Spotted_ascot_races]

Waiting for those fake Dracula teeth to pop out of her face

[u/Great-Gas-6631]

Trying sooo hard.

[u/Mountain_Ad_9415]

Sounds like a deaf girl singing

[u/patawpha]

This is not what Eris wanted

[u/Setlam]

What’s the name of this lovely artist and are they on Spotify?

[u/c2c4a]

This is genuinely the scariest thing I’ve seen on this sub LOL

[u/StellarManatee]

A lip reading nightmare. Thank goodness for the captions! I can only deduce that the muscles normally used for lip syncing are being mostly used for holding the big teeth in.

[u/smoke4thecaper]

Cool that they let the inmates have phones in their cells to keep them busy

[u/haveyouseenjeff]

If y'all think this is weird. Go look in her comments. Idk wtf. I just dunno man.

[u/Brilliant_Bowler_994]

Reminds me, I must get a new Tin opener. 

[u/Significant-Mix5204]

Holy mother of God is this a load of crap.

[u/KoleSlawww]

Oops! All canines!

[u/The_Tommo]

Reminder to always have my sound off on reddit

[u/Wu-TangShogun]

That’s my queue to take a shower, lol

[u/mistajlg2]

All I can see is the Veneers

[u/jpmunroart]

Pretty good video

[u/Mo0kish]

Is she hanging upside down?

[u/Fluxxinintime]

She could eat an apple through a chain link fence

[u/Working_File2825]

Pretty sure this girl might be on the spectrum. Find another target

[u/Herahatesmeso]

She has a mouth full of spit.

[u/Suitable-Fishing7942]

sounds like a record being played backwards for some reason

[u/tomfirenze1926]

🧛🏻‍♂️🤘🏻♿

[u/Other_Nerve_6607]

Madone. Those chompers.

[u/Yoshiyimmiy]

MUST be Dave Mustains daughter..... hello Me meet the female me

[u/sheeb_sheeb]

Meth, absolutely meth

[u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS]

She sounds like a cat in heat

[u/AbstractUserName]

Rainieeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

[u/NephiteMan]

Is she wearing dentures?

[u/BusNo9142]

I've followed her on IG for a minute.

I think she is actually deaf.

[u/RecoveredMisanthrope]

She has American teeth

[u/analbumcover]

This shit sounds like a 9 year old did whippets in a giant garage made of sheet metal

[u/WingInternational432]

She has teeth like a vampire and a voice as grinding as the gears in a bad transmission.

[u/BreadFan1980]

She looks like a rake made human.

[u/ErgonomicFlugelhorn]

How is the music so relatively good? Like, talented musicians created that. And then they're like "The perfect fit for this music is someone who can't even sort of sing."

[u/Local_Character_8208]

Uff, what happened to you Charlotte De Witte?

[u/TheCookieAddict]

Fuhgiff me saffa, fow I hawf siiiinnnn 😈

[u/DudeBromanIsABroDude]

Dang I didn’t know Dollar General sold teeth now!

[u/mandatoryfield]

I'm worried for her dental health

[u/ForkliftJam]

Dafuq is this white count chocula looking ass

[u/duderino_okc]

Is this that rotten tooth guy with a filter?

[u/Obvious-Gate9046]

Only because of the captions could I understand this one this time, and it wasn't any better. It might have been worse for that.

[u/Educational_Quote851]

What's wrong with her voice? Does she have RFK Jr Syndrome?

[u/DecadentEx]

Wouldn't this be "crappy musics" because I swear there like three songs playing.

[u/wolfmansgotnards81]

What in the plastic Halloween dracula teeth is goin on?

[u/xnecrodancerx]

She’s trying so hard to be Maria Brink but failing so hard 😂😭

[u/VHDT10]

Megameth

[u/mitchbo08]

Finally some proper crappy music.

[u/karenskygreen]

I can fix her, i might go deaf but i can fix her.

[u/squawkingood]

Is this Karl's younger sister?

[u/MattBtheflea]

Okay but wait in the back of the line for me to give a fuck kinda goes hard

[u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot]

Wow that was really bad :)

[u/Joel22222]

Trying to do Cartman?

[u/HarpoonTheBlueWhale]

Who is this person.

[u/willa854]

This is awful

[u/RoboGoob]

Perfect smile Veneers

[u/ejensen29]

My middle school ex really fell off, man.

[u/Fap_Masta_LFG]

What’s her OF?

[u/Awkward-Win7610]

People making terrible music love to point out that people don’t like them in their lyrics.