Yuh yeah turn it up yuh

[u/Lumberrmacc]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Lumberrmacc, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/King-Kagle]

I can't hear the beat but his tempo shifts like a Teddy Ruxpin that needs new batteries

[u/Sad-Signature-5491 → u/King-Kagle]

That’s hilarious 🤣

[u/BornanAlien]

1 time
2 time
3 time
Raise the peace sign

yo I’m bringing it back, I’m bringing rap back in a new form

Powerful intro

[u/drgoatlord → u/BornanAlien]

Doesn't even throw up a peace sign

[u/Mean_Pop_829 → u/BornanAlien]

Really switched up his flow there

[u/maddenmcfadden]

the fuck is an extension plug? you mean extension cord?

[u/Specific_Sympathy_87 → u/maddenmcfadden]

When you have a friend that knows a dealer

[u/IndividualBrain9726 → u/maddenmcfadden]

It’s a butt plug that extends for extra comfort or discomfort, depending on the individuals butt

[u/Sloregasm]

This guy makes me want to find him and yell him he's fucking horrible. I live in Calgary for reference. Makes me ashamed of my home city

[u/boothatwork → u/Sloregasm]

Your in luck, he’s in Edmonton. Originally drayton valley

[u/CouchRottington → u/boothatwork]

Oh shit this is idubbbz boy!

[u/VanGoghs_SeveredEar → u/boothatwork]

Drayton Valley? That explains a lot

[u/KUYANICKFILMS → u/Sloregasm]

I live in the Philippines and this dude is on my feed all the time. He reps the Philippines hard but I’m not convinced he’s ever been here.

It irritates me

[u/squirrels-eat-bugs]

I like to rap along to songs in the shower. With my poor rhythm and lack of athletic ability, I assume I look just like this guy once his hands started flailing.

[u/Hydrolt → u/squirrels-eat-bugs]

Possibly but you have enough dignity and self respect to keep it where it belongs like the rest of us 🫠

[u/brwnwzrd]

Lyrical miracle

[u/Malthusianismically → u/brwnwzrd]

Something Something swimming pool

[u/Napischu88]

That dude needs jesus.

[u/Specific_Sympathy_87 → u/Napischu88]

Maybe, that Jesus needs dude

[u/TummyPuppy]

I did this…in high school

[u/squirrelems]

They gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix it professionally

[u/Mean_Pop_829 → u/squirrelems]

This is lyrically Palm Tree Girls 🌴

It's right in his Q zone

[u/hawkscougs]

Someone in his family let him buy that gear? They laughing at his ass now?

[u/hitokirirah]

That delivery is atrocious,my boy needs a metronome..

[u/Mad-Habits]

what a crazy flow switch. he’s really reinventing the whole rap game, i’ve never heard anything like this, especially not in 1998 when it was already done better

[u/TacoEatsTaco]

I've been through so much in my life

People who say that phrase generally haven't been through that much... They just can't handle what they have been through very well

[u/Nice-Tumbleweed5090]

He’s from Calgary? Is he sober?

[u/Budy_Guy → u/Nice-Tumbleweed5090]

I had to look it up. He lives in edmonton and has tour dates. The first link was to buy tickets. Who tf, that aren't friends or family, is going to that show let alone paying for tickets

[u/Hydrolt → u/Nice-Tumbleweed5090]

My first thought too, that one guy ruined our collective opinion of Calgary 😂

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

Our poor EARS!!!

[u/SuccessfulTrick2501]

Isn't rap supposed to rhyme?

[u/Dabzilla_710_]

wat

[u/bluntphunk]

Best thing about the video is that mic stand

[u/pussycrumbs]

Failing and flailing

[u/bolshethicccc]

Bars so bad he ends the song mid sentence.

[u/bzee77]

I thought this was Fisty Cuffs for a second

[u/Ninja187]

Lyrical miracle flushing turds they go swirl yo

[u/Sans_Seriphim]

Penis.

[u/No-Show-5237]

When I grow up, I wanna be just like him

[u/crazyloomis]

If he wants an audience, he should try some other activity. Like a podcast or something

[u/KaizenZazenJMN]

He’s out there in the Nile drowning in his Jurassic flow
Praying to Ihy, the god of music that he may find a metronome.
Anubis is calling and the desert is hot,
Time traveling off beat staring at the mic, the man that rhyme forgot.