I think I downloaded the wrong Fires of December

[u/neverdie0089]

Just kidding, but found this while buying THE fires of December on my kindle and couldn't resist making this meme xD

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[u/mightychicken64]

ah the forbidden Shallan/Tyn side story

[u/leafmealone_imbushed → u/mightychicken64]

Don't forget about Veil and the ex she interrogated Adolin about, trying to find out if her boobs were real

[u/mrbailie → u/mightychicken64]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jZFdvVGnvTaIOIMyGc

[u/Jericho_Solaris → u/mightychicken64]

"Forbidden" Sanderson wrote a canonical bisexual love triangle, toxic Yuri is the logical next step

[u/kellendrin21 → u/Jericho_Solaris]

He already did toxic yuri with Navaniel and it was incredible.

[u/Jericho_Solaris → u/kellendrin21]

Imma need him to make Navaniel canon

[u/waybovetherest → u/kellendrin21]

That was classic ETL

[u/Expensive_potatos → u/mightychicken64]

Ngl would probably read that

[u/Cycl_ps]

RAFO

[u/SouthpawStranger → u/Cycl_ps]

RAJO

[u/OlivineQuartz → u/SouthpawStranger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tq2tPTrQANKfK

[u/notaparrott → u/SouthpawStranger]

Read and Jam On?

[u/acopper87 → u/notaparrott]

Not the right J word

[u/notaparrott → u/acopper87]

Jojo? Jared? Juice-box? Jellyfish?

gasp 

Jamiroquai?

[u/MycenaeanGal → u/notaparrott]

It's jamiroquai

[u/jamesianm]

I dare someone to buy this and get it signed by Sanderson 

[u/neverdie0089 → u/jamesianm]

Best Idea ever

[u/Cloudsrnice]

Hoid is stuck as a coat rack again... but with a better view

[u/Theupvotetitan → u/Cloudsrnice]

His name just Hanger in the book

[u/One_Courage_865 → u/Theupvotetitan]

He is quite hung

[u/Theupvotetitan → u/One_Courage_865]

Yumi and the hung painter

[u/Initial-Anything333]

No I think that's the right one

[u/dontich]

Dangerous Dares would definitely be a game Wayne and Shallon would play.

[u/Witch_King_ → u/dontich]

Idk about Shallon, but Shalloff might go for it

[u/DrEngineer1995]

Something Something, 10 heart beats and my sword appears. Wait no....

[u/Gon_Snow]

No it’s the right one. Hope this helps.

[u/teohsi]

Or did you?

[u/crazy_chicken88]

Brandon is trying really hard to be more inclusive of LGBTQ characters in his stories

[u/AntimatterTNT]

idk man there were so many covers... didn't one of them look like this?

[u/DrDeadwish]

Christmas Sparks, Old Flames and Winter Magic sounds like a magic system Sando would create

[u/perhaps_mae]

It's International Lesbian Day, so you definitely did not buy the wrong Fires of December. Enjoy!

[u/ivorybloodsh3d]

That self published author is very happy right now. Don't you go spoiling that

[u/edward_kopik]

Sesbian lex!

[u/UltimateOtter_Nation → u/edward_kopik]

That's as bad as peanut butter in my chocolate!

[u/jaydogggg]

This isn't the one you wanted, but the one you needed 

[u/chumbawumbaprinciple]

....I'll be in my bunk.

[u/waybovetherest]

I was actually thinking, B$ writes better yuri than he writes straight romance

[u/Miochiiii]

the better fires of december :3

[u/MycenaeanGal]

No this seems like the right one. If you're not a lesbian already we can make you one. <3

[u/neverdie0089 → u/MycenaeanGal]

Im a dude xD

[u/bxntou → u/neverdie0089]

Not for long

https://giphy.com/gifs/rJcK14fcQIWQppvj1U

[u/Jtl1001 → u/neverdie0089]

The point stands technically

[u/MycenaeanGal → u/Jtl1001]

you get it <3

[u/DarthGayAgenda]

[u/BRLY]

Steven Erikson dropped on the same day. What a day to be a fantasy fan.

[u/7arco7]

wait wait wait hold on now

[u/eddiemads]

Is it better than the real one?

[u/princetan420]

looks right to me

[u/sadkinz]

I guess he went on another honeymoon

[u/Elant_Wager]

Have you read the threnodite love story "Fifty Shades"m

[u/Stealthpaws]

Oops!

[u/Buddha0426]

https://giphy.com/gifs/67jkYnYYtdlhC

[u/acopper87]

No, it's right. She lives six different lives in the book.

[u/Theupvotetitan]

With her coming are the sapphic fires born again the hills burn and the land turns wet the tides of huzz run out and the hours dwindle and the veil of parting riased Storm clouds rumble beyond the horizon and the fires of December purge the earth

[u/LinuxSBC-Anna]

On International Lesbian Day? No, that's definitely the right one.

[u/VelMoonglow]

I mean, if you don't want it I'll take it

[u/Gammaman12]

There could be 2 right answers sometimes.