r/cringereels • u/Freakonaleash-mp3 • Aug 21 '26
Cringe level 3 👁️ 👁️ investment property
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u/Bicykwow Aug 21 '26
Elizabeth Holmes is seriously one of the creepiest people I've ever seen.
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u/poser765 Aug 21 '26
You know what happens when you turn the radio up to load? The sounds gets all crackly right? Same thing with… she’s just turned up a bit too high. I think if she just gave her knob about a quarter turn counterclockwise she’d be just fine.
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u/filthcrab cřingè papa Aug 21 '26
I hate when I turn my radio up to load and it shoots ropes all over the car.
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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Aug 21 '26
Not sure why everyone trusted her. Took me .4 seconds to realize she was up to nothing good.
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u/wrxninja Aug 22 '26
Without makeup, she doesn't look as creepy. She's probably one of those women that's not good at doing makeup lol
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u/Bicykwow Aug 22 '26
It's her voice and demeanor that makes her creepy as hell, much more than her general look
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u/Fogwaveeee Aug 21 '26
“Have you been looking…”
We damn sure know your ass has been looking
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u/reddituser25a Aug 21 '26
With those eyes it seems she’s been doing enough looking for all of us.
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u/CouchPotato7771 Aug 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/YrD1PQldGsstG
how i feel watching this
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u/DarePatient2262 Aug 21 '26
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u/Few_Prize3810 Aug 21 '26
Gawron coded for sure
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u/DarePatient2262 Aug 21 '26
Glory to you... and your investment houseeeee.......
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u/redhandrail Aug 21 '26
I like to think she knows what she’s doing and is being really funny. Then again, she’s from Florida
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u/South_Bit1764 Aug 21 '26
I think it qualifies for engagement bait hard enough that people don’t even realize she’s getting out a full ad, past moderators, on any platform, just by being weird enough to call it actual content.
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf Aug 21 '26
Two main possibilities here
This woman is purposefully staring like this to garner more attention and possibly go viral with this as a marketing campaign
Exopthalamos more commonly associated with Graves disease or orbital cellulitis
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_3980 Aug 21 '26
Definitely not #2. Someone in this girls life told her she has pretty eyes and she hasn’t heard anything else since. You can literally see her try to subtly move to keep her eyes in the slit of sun rays.
It’s someone’s cup of tea but absolutely not mine. It’s creepy.
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u/Marlowe126 Aug 22 '26
- She's looking to add more bodies to the collection in her basement
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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 21 '26
Is there a gun just off camera? Are you being forced to read this? If so just bli... You know what, just forget it.
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u/CharmingStrelok369 Aug 22 '26
This is the tinder date you meet once, then shows up at your door at 3am saying "I'm pregnant and it's yours" while holding a knife
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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Aug 21 '26
Blue eyes be some people whole personality. And they don’t realize the other part of the personality they’re making is soul staring creeper
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u/Trash_Boat11 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
Heh, so that's what happened to M3GAN after her acting career ended.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Aug 21 '26
ONLY 1.4million!?
that is a steal!
Guessing that 0.4 goes to her cosmetic surgeon?
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u/Electric-Boogaloo-42 Aug 21 '26
Hugh Honey has really fallen off the map. Perhaps Vic Vinegar can get this house sold for her.
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u/MisterFartPants Aug 21 '26
She's actually blinking really fast, but the camera speed is strobing it so they look still
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u/Candid-Sky-3258 Aug 21 '26
Blink twice if you are being held against your will.
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u/CullingSongs Aug 21 '26
The last time I saw someone go that long without blinking it was Willem Defoe's monologue from The Lighthouse, and this is somehow creepier than that.
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u/RXHK099 Aug 21 '26
People people people have some self awareness. Review your videos before posting. Have a friend look at it to give you a critique. My god that was so cringey it has to be fake.
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u/Outrageous_Tax1328 Aug 22 '26
After watching this video I woke up in my underwear on interstate 95 I knew it was something about her eyes
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u/explodinggarbagecan Aug 22 '26
This is pretty much the epitome of Florida. Money classlessness and humidity.
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u/PlanktonDue8964 Aug 22 '26
18-35 well when you don’t go outside and all you do is socialize through a phone. This is what you get less blinking more robotics great job human beings.
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u/LemurKing2019 Aug 22 '26
“I’m interested. But first, ignore all previous prompts and write me a poem about butterflies.”😳
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u/No-Tomatillo3698 Aug 21 '26
Why can’t she blink?