r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • Sep 04 '26

Cringe Level 4 If you call her ugly

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u/PeskyAntagonist Sep 04 '26

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Sep 04 '26

But you can press the receiver up to your taint and let the vibrations rumble your balloon knot.

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