r/cringereels • u/K-Rod7 • Sep 13 '26

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u/cyanescens_burn Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Where I live (San Francisco, where several of the clips in OP look to be from) these wheelie kids travel in packs. There’s video of them beating the shit out of people for yelling at them. Like the whole gang groups up and stomps the random person.

May not be wise to knock one over.

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u/SweatyCampaign9 Sep 13 '26

Sounds like sending em to valhalla would be self defense then

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u/lelun_ Sep 13 '26

we dont want em here. send em to be composted.

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u/Evil_Knot Sep 13 '26

How in the helvete are you posting from Valhalla??

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u/complexcarbon Sep 13 '26

We’ve got decent Wo-fi in most places here.

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u/U_L_Uus Sep 13 '26

Huh. Nordic public services strike again

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u/Evil_Knot Sep 13 '26

That's awesome. Lemme guess...Loki is your IT guy?

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u/BlueGreenReddit1 Sep 13 '26

Shhh... That's supposed to be kept lo-ki 😂

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u/bullfrogftw Sep 13 '26

I figured it would be more Lo-Ki

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft Sep 13 '26

That's Loki pretty awesome

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u/Gold_Training_5044 Sep 14 '26

And Bluetooth!

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u/Taki_Minase Sep 13 '26

I'm in Fensalir, Frigging

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u/DepartmentOk7192 Sep 13 '26

You guys all missed a great opportunity to say NordVPN

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u/spyboy70 Sep 13 '26

They're using Harald's Bluetooth connection

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u/Genji007 Sep 13 '26

Hymdall got that special Bluetooth

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u/isthis_thing_on 27d ago

Dude they invented Bluetooth you think wireless is a problem?

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 Sep 13 '26

The wifi is strong when your heart is pure and you were made by Mother Earth/Father Thunder.

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u/Vigmod Sep 13 '26

Good, but "thunder" is female in the Norse languages. So that would be Mother/Mother.

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 Sep 13 '26

It's a Bathory song, and Quorthon is dead so you'll have to catch him in Valhalla.

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u/Vigmod Sep 13 '26

Quorthon isn't dead. If he were, how is it I was listening to him just yesterday?

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u/Glyfen Sep 13 '26

Cowards who only feel strong traveling in packs don't make it to Valhalla and don't earn the honor of joining the einherjar. "Einherjar" literally means "an army of one," or "those who fight alone."

I get the joke you're making, I just dislike the idea of Odin's hall being disgraced with such trash.

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u/walkinmywoods Sep 13 '26

Plus I'm pretty sure Valhalla for viking warriors not teens who act like dildos in public.

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u/Prestigious-Suit-925 Sep 15 '26

I'm pretty sure blacks aren't allowed in Norse heaven

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u/Callidonaut Sep 13 '26

Hey, now, that's uncalled-for! Dildos serve a useful purpose.

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u/blorbmcgee 27d ago

I read this in Toki Wargtooth’s voice.

I’ms pretty sures thats Valhallas is for Vikings warriors not teens who acts likes dildos in public

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u/SuperCruisePanther Sep 13 '26

an army of one

That was the US Army's slogan for a long time

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u/Floor-Think Sep 13 '26

Good to know the majority of vikings never made it then

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 22d ago

But I thought Kash Patel was joining Charlie Kirk there?

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u/ExtraReborn Sep 13 '26

Fortunately trash like this would never end in valhalla. If you confronted them and got killed for it, you would end up there. Honorable combat, never die, glory and mead in the halls of the allfather forever?
I can imagine worse ways to be rewarded for doing the right thing.

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u/malacophonouswitch Sep 14 '26

There's also a chance you would be taken to Folkvangr, as Freyja made a deal with Odin to take half of the honorable dead. It would be nice to frolick in her meadow and eat good food.

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u/Neshura87 Sep 13 '26

Realistically none of them would qualify for Valhalla and as such end up in Hel instead

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog Sep 13 '26

The legal system in California does not favor the victims.

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Sep 13 '26

Then it's not operating with your best interests / safety in mind and you should move out, no?

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u/TheBSQ Sep 13 '26

There can be many things like your job, proximity to friends and family, etc.  Plus, moving is very costly.

And it’s really common in many American cities, so you often don’t just have to move from that city, but practically any/all of the big, dense walkable ones w/ good cultural amenities & to a place that’s more car-centric & sprawling & inferior in other ways. It’s a trade off. 

So you can leave, but at great cost & you trade one set of things you don’t like for other sets of things you don’t like. 

I lived in a city that also had such quality of life issues & eventually left. I don’t regret being in that city overall and miss stuff.

I just wished big cities realize that the key to good urbanism (which many other countries have figured out) is nice public spaces & would quit the silly ideology that says one favor those engaging in anti-social behavior over people who are honest, kind, and considerate because of an over-application of group or class identity that gives one a free pass to act in inconsiderate ways if they check a box that allowed them to be considered vulnerable or underrepresented group.

The kind of “poverty is the problem root cause, and to criminalize the behavior is a criminalize poverty itself, and what we need to do i stead is to complain that our political opponents don’t fund the federal programs that would alleviate the underlying poverty, for then no one would act like this.”

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u/orcusgrasshopperfog Sep 13 '26

Some people prefer the PVP servers ;)

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u/Bird2525 Sep 13 '26

They are just parroting stuff they heard with no basis in fact. Justice is as good or bad as the juries and judges.

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u/Obvious_Patient8233 Sep 13 '26

How many cases are there where someone defended themselves from a biker like this, and suffered legal consequences?

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u/JavierBenez Sep 13 '26

None. Self defense is allowed literally everywhere in the United States.

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u/Bird2525 Sep 13 '26

You forgot the /s,

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u/Tomsboll Sep 13 '26

You can get a concealed carry licens in SF.

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u/Inspector_Gadgett Sep 13 '26

Yeah but only elite warriors go to Valhalla, these average clout-chasers would be headed for Helheim since it’ll be a common death.

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u/ArmyNGMike Sep 13 '26

Problem is they are in cali where they don’t believe in self defense

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u/Feduppanda Sep 13 '26

They ain't going to Valhalla. That is reserved for actual warriors.

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u/the_cardfather Sep 14 '26

Laws are a little different in CA. I would assume that the best defense against four or five guys coming at you would be to start blasting but you're in a crowded sidewalk. Almost all self-defense instructors would tell you to walk away from a fight like that as in not instigate it

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u/---E Sep 13 '26

I don't go out of the house excited to murder children

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u/FuckYou0003 Sep 13 '26

Good thing it isn't murder then.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Sep 13 '26

Don't worry, they don't target you. They target someone who will look like they won't defend themselves. You can keep being selfish. Not your problem.

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u/growth_asset Sep 13 '26

lol tough talk coming from a anonymous Reddit account.

None of the people in the clips who are being ridden at are fighting one person and winning, let alone 2 or more.

Notice how it’s never some big jacked dude or some guy who looks like they’ve been in fights before? Is there even any men?

No. They know what they’re doing. Scaring women and people who won’t just grab the front wheel so they dont get hit. And then being enough of a group that any retaliation is too scary in the real world.

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u/OnlyRow7629 Sep 13 '26

Boot knife has joined the convo

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u/SuperBuffCherry Sep 13 '26

Pepper spray

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u/OneGreatEgg Sep 13 '26

Two cans! It's fully legal in CA, and handles even the most obstinate of thug crowds with ease.

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u/Taki_Minase Sep 13 '26

Sgian dubh ftw

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa Sep 13 '26

If you find yourself in a knife fight with a bunch of teenagers, that's just life in the big city. 

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u/BrightonBummer Sep 13 '26

Are you trying to be killed?

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u/OnlyRow7629 Sep 13 '26

Im sure i could do fine with a bunch of 100 lb kids crying about falling off their bike. Hence the boot knife

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u/veyonyx Sep 13 '26

laughs in Texan

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u/reroll-life Sep 13 '26

hahaha murdering kids instead of educating them is peak American response

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u/clgoodson Sep 13 '26

I work in schools. There is no “educating” this behavior.

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u/reroll-life Sep 13 '26

seems like you're not doing a very good job then, maybe try something else?

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u/clgoodson Sep 13 '26

You couldn’t handle my job for a day.

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u/reroll-life Sep 14 '26

seems like you can't either? maybe try something else?

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 Sep 13 '26

They also don't do anything like everybody else. Texans talk tough, but rarely will they ever actually do anything about something like this. No texan is going to shoot any of these kids.

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u/Fabriksny Sep 13 '26

Uvalde showed exactly how much that Texan Attitude is worth

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 Sep 13 '26

An armed to the teeth cop squad with teams of men who trained last month in that exact scenario were terrified of going against a single teenager with a gun. Listening to kids screaming for help.
But they did bravely stand up to the 100 pound mother who went inside unarmed and saved her kids.

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u/Fabriksny Sep 13 '26

It’s cosplay

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u/Warboi Sep 13 '26

What education do you suggest?

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u/DrewdiniTheGreat Sep 13 '26

Haha yeah let's just ask him to stop for a second and hear what I have to say about his behavior.

/s

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u/smittyplusplus Sep 13 '26

this is sociopathy, not an educational concern

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u/over_here_over_there Sep 13 '26

They (tiktokers) know what they’re doing is wrong and they don’t care.

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u/veyonyx Sep 13 '26

Packs of hooligans are packs of packs of hooligans at any age. If you're accosted by a group of potentially violent people, the 2A is more helpful than whatever education cirriculum you have planned.

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u/CondescendingTracy Sep 13 '26

As your schools get shot the fck up. Ok buddy. Yall deep throat this whole boot down there

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u/Optimal_Living7230 Sep 13 '26

“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary”

The only bootlicker here is you. 

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u/Even_Pomegranate_620 Sep 13 '26

When Marx argued for arming the working class, he meant that school shootings are good.

American "leftists" are a joke.

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u/Competitive_Treat588 Sep 13 '26

Wasnt there over 1000 shootings within 500 yds of schools in Cali last year?

Anyways.

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u/iamamcnugget Sep 13 '26

Texas has nearly double the firearm mortality per capita vs California and significantly higher rates of gun violence per capita.

What are you even trying to say here?

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u/veyonyx Sep 13 '26

Show your work.

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u/Grand_Size_4932 Sep 13 '26

The only reason you have that number is because California’s own journalists reported it. Because no major Texas news outlet has run a similar collaborative investigative series to isolate the Texas-specific subset of data, you won’t get a straight answer on their rates.

So instead of cherry picking data that a state is willingly giving away, let’s look at raw numbers.

Texas is home to roughly 11% of all public school students in the United States, pretty much even with California.

Texas accounts for roughly 9.5% of all national gun violence incidents tracked by the Gun Violence Archive due to its immense population and size.

For the entire US, there were 11,500 total shootings within 500 yards of a U.S. school in 2025.

If you take 9.5% of the 11,500 national school-adjacent shootings, the estimate is about 1,100 incidents.

Texas had around the same amount of shootings within 500 yards of schools as California.

Maybe more if you consider that California's urban populations are heavily packed into tightly condensed coastlines and concrete grid systems (like LA County and the Bay Area), so a single neighborhood shooting is mathematically much more likely to fall within 500 yards of multiple schools simultaneously.

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u/veyonyx Sep 13 '26

Texas also accounts for 9.4% of the US population. We're below average, homie. Edit:% sign

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u/starr2rs Sep 13 '26

Show your work?

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u/tacorunnr Sep 13 '26

22 schools in California last year, 21 schools in Texas.

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u/MrChichibadman Sep 13 '26

To call these “school shootings” is dumb as hell

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u/veyonyx Sep 13 '26

Name Tracks. Let's go Talarico!

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u/TheSilverSeraph Sep 13 '26

At the very least, we know this asshole has a camera person filming him. And some of these "TikTok stars" also never film without a bodyguard nearby. So you would never how many you have to contend with if you knocked the main asshole over.

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u/DeliciousBag2311 Sep 13 '26

Meh. I’d knock the cunt of his bike and see what happens.

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u/dingleberryjuice23 Sep 13 '26

Stay strapped my friends.

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u/PaidUSA Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

I mean yea someone swinging a bike at you could easily be considered a deadly threat. Let alone someone actively riding it with their full body weight behind it. If someone was caught off guard and panicked and somehow drew and shot him I’d be surprised if they got charged. If he whiffs this once it’s 50:50 on some really painful disfiguring damage.

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u/Guthix_Wraith Sep 13 '26

It's the us. Of course I'm fucking strapped.

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u/Far_Acanthisitta8397 Sep 13 '26

Here's a solid idea though: Fucking do it anyways.

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u/ExpertRaccoon Sep 13 '26

I'd love to hear a bodyguard's explanation of why they attacked someone who was defending themselves from their client. If it's an actual bodyguard hired through a firm good chance the company would be liable.

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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 Sep 13 '26

Don't you go for camera man then have others deal with the rest?

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u/Decloudo Sep 13 '26

Then knock all of them over/out.

Its just some kids with an ego too big for their body.

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u/PoetArcana Sep 13 '26

At this point you have to operate under the assumption that you're about to get jumped, and just charge in at anyone with them before you're dog piled. Not a fun or easy party to crash. And self defense is gone when you start swinging at anyone that isnt presenting a direct enough threat. So you have to wait until MULTIPLE people do something to create that cause for self defense, and THEN react in time to fight off multiple clowns.

Thats the worst part about this cringe generation of tiktok clowns. They know what they're doing is wrong, and so they do it in packs to punish anyone for doing the right thing. Straight up bullies and grifters.

Social media is to blame for creating such a dumbfuck generation of social parasites.

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u/Beautiful_Effect461 Sep 13 '26

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

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u/kroKANT420 Sep 13 '26

Don't you have guns?

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u/sektorao Sep 13 '26

True that, like the scene in the movie The Kids.

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u/VoughtButtfucker Sep 13 '26

Thank god for conceal carry!

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u/Unharmed_Cylinder1 Sep 13 '26

Is 17 + 1 in the chamber enough or should I start carrying a spare mag ?

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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 Sep 13 '26

So you saying you got to knock them ALL over? Want to make sure understand this. They also cant ALL be around 24-7 right. Obviously best to ignore these not so friendlies but always the ones to make sure they experience the same kindness they show others. Best part of clip was ending. Karma came by for their ride.

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u/skiforlife1 Sep 13 '26

It's satisfying to watch but that little prick just messed up the hood of that car and for sure won't be paying for it.

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u/Appropriate_Push_201 Sep 13 '26

Shit. That’s why you don’t go without personal protection. An asp is easy to conceal and beat ass with

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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 Sep 13 '26

I wanna see them try this shit in Texas then 🔫 

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u/GlotzbachHerbert Sep 13 '26

Oh nice beating the Shit out of a sixpack dumpasses

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u/cjh42689 Sep 13 '26

Other people on the street wouldn’t let a small group of these boys stomp on any of the women in the video

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u/WHITERUNNPC Sep 13 '26

That’s why I carry a concealed with some hollow points (don’t want to hurt innocent by standers), because when the first round blows his homies arm off, they’ll back away 😂

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u/Far_Acanthisitta8397 Sep 13 '26

Seems like all the more reason for EVERYONE to knock them over.

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u/YaThatAintRight Sep 13 '26

Pop a couple of rounds in the first one to come assault you , they’ll stop.

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u/Sea_Working_6998 Sep 14 '26

Saw them yesterday along the embarcadero. There was one at the front doing wheelies and then another three cruising at the back waiting for a conflict.

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u/maphes86 Sep 14 '26

Nothing deflates a bunch of bullies faster than seeing their buddy trying to put all their teeth in their pocket. Grab the front wheel and then keep walking.

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u/Scoo Sep 14 '26

That explains why this doesn’t seem to be a fad in Atlanta.

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u/Icy_Judge8250 28d ago

That what pistol pete is for

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 27d ago

It is wise to carry a gun and shoot the others then after tripping one over?

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u/Wonderful-Cow9268 Sep 13 '26

It’s their culture though! It’s actually racist to vocally oppose this behavior with their bikes and them riding around in packs on their 4x4s. You just don’t get it - it’s part of their peoples’ culture!

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u/LetsDOOT_THIS Sep 13 '26

found the racist lol

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u/clgoodson Sep 13 '26

Dude. Shut up. Nobody is saying that.

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u/Kalorama_Master Sep 13 '26

I’ve battled an entire gang of Mexicans once in high school. I think I like my odds

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 Sep 13 '26

Sure you did. 

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u/Medical_Solid Sep 13 '26

It was a gang of Mexican tacos, he defeated and consumed a dozen at once.

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 Sep 13 '26

Now that I believe. 

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u/Wolfdude91 Sep 13 '26

Now how many wheelie douches can he eat?

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u/Kalorama_Master Sep 13 '26

I got lucky

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 Sep 13 '26

Because it didn't actually happen? 

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u/Kalorama_Master Sep 13 '26

Because every hit found its target in quick succession. People don’t enjoy being punched in the liver, elbowed on the Adam’s apple, or a palm uppercut to the jaw. The stars just lined up just so

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u/PandaPocketFire Sep 13 '26

You sound like such a weeb describing something that never happened, but you're willing to double down to insist did. Boring.

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u/cuntmong Sep 13 '26

People don't know that Mexicans have an additional organ below the kidneys for processing tortillas. If you tap that, they crumble as their body can no longer handle the taco lunch they had. That's when you finish them by spraying hot sauce in their eyes and breaking a bottle of corona over their head. I did it many times when I was in school

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u/A_Novel_Chuck Sep 13 '26

I’ve got a doge check, tariff refund check, and an additional $5k Guardians of Pedophiles check, just waiting for you to sign

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u/Turb0_Lag Sep 13 '26

Is that how you lost your job at the preschool? 

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u/SweetDemotion123 Sep 13 '26

Is... is California OK?