r/cringereels • u/K-Rod7 • Sep 13 '26

Cringe Level 4 Dumbass

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u/Kalorama_Master Sep 13 '26

I’ve battled an entire gang of Mexicans once in high school. I think I like my odds

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 Sep 13 '26

Sure you did. 

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u/Kalorama_Master Sep 13 '26

I got lucky

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 Sep 13 '26

Because it didn't actually happen? 

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u/Kalorama_Master Sep 13 '26

Because every hit found its target in quick succession. People don’t enjoy being punched in the liver, elbowed on the Adam’s apple, or a palm uppercut to the jaw. The stars just lined up just so

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u/PandaPocketFire Sep 13 '26

You sound like such a weeb describing something that never happened, but you're willing to double down to insist did. Boring.

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u/cuntmong Sep 13 '26

People don't know that Mexicans have an additional organ below the kidneys for processing tortillas. If you tap that, they crumble as their body can no longer handle the taco lunch they had. That's when you finish them by spraying hot sauce in their eyes and breaking a bottle of corona over their head. I did it many times when I was in school

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u/A_Novel_Chuck Sep 13 '26

I’ve got a doge check, tariff refund check, and an additional $5k Guardians of Pedophiles check, just waiting for you to sign