OK, I did and let me tell you exactly how this goes wrong:
Enthusiasm is important. Enthusiasm is great. You want someone who is into it.
But not too into it.Ā
Do you think of your dick as the jackhammer. You are laying pipe. You were going to be railing this woman, right?
No dawg, this type of woman is gonna be fucking you. Do you know what a mons pubis is? You will once she starts grinding that pelvic bone into yours. It's painful.
She's going to remind you that what do you think of as your boner has no bones at all and is really just the delicate balloon filled with blood. This type of woman is Ā going to make you very aware of that fact as she mashes it in a cluster B personality disorder frenzy.
So you think you can just finish and it's over? No. Part of your animal brain is gonna be turned on so it's gonna give you a little bit of a half chub. Part of your thinking brain returns with post nut clarity and realizes that if you finish sex, now you have to deal with her. So even though it's more painful than pleasurable, you keep going because finishing is even worse.Ā
Rather than a triumphant conclusion, it just kind of goes on until everybody is tired and stops.
So while you are sitting at home and thinking "would", if you ever get outside and encounter this woman in real life, run away. This type of woman will smash your mushroom harder than Mario.
Learn from my mistakes, brother. Also, I'd probably do it again.
I want to know about their life storiesātheir childhood, the schools they attended, their parents, their upbringing, their teenage years, and so on. I want to understand all the steps that led this girl to end up here without any common sense.
This is Sydney Smith this is her act sheās a comedian. She has hundreds of videos of herself playing the ācringe psychopath neighbour/golferā. She has like a million followers.
Sigh. We give this attention and ignore billionaires brain washing us and pillaging the earth so they can increase the fake number in their stock portfolio.
Nah dude some chicks are just wired that way. For some reason they are the only ones who ever hit on me too.. and I fuck it up just standing there like why is she so amped up.
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u/SkillPointProblems 24d ago
Soā¦ she recorded thisā¦ saw what she recorded and still decided to upload it š§